04 Apr 2017 16:02:34
Wayne Rooney is a free at the end of the season. Do you think Pedro could do a deal with Jose? If we get rid of say 10 of our shite players we could maybe pay him around 80k a week. We would get that back on shirt sales etc and media rights. I heard the chairman was buying the TV station Dave, Does anyone know if that deal will be done soon? I recon we could rake it in broadcasting our games on a PPV or a pay monthly say 10 quid a pop. say 1,000000 of our supporters subscribe that's 10,000000 a month income alone with a profit of maybe 75% on that. We could afford a few top class players using that business model. I recon this has been the chairmans plan all along!


1.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 16:10:16
That's a funny one


2.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 16:26:14
Thought ye crack belters and jokes on the 1st of April. not the 4th!

Good wan but! 😂

HH

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Chris1888


3.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 16:37:35
Keep the faith. It was an idea lads


4.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 19:00:45
How you getting 80k a week by getting rid of 10 rubbish players? 😂


5.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 19:02:42
A just hope kenny gets a new deal he at least deserves it


6.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 19:09:51
It was a idea a genuinely thought u where having a laugh wow I'll have a couple a pints of what your on


7.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 19:13:57
Give me strength this page is comedy gold


8.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 20:23:54
😂😂😂brilliant.


9.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 20:30:03
Aye ok lads. So explain why DK is buying Dave? Eh? Because he wants his own TV deal to make us more money. Use your heads


10.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 20:33:30
Another thing. Why should we not go for Rooney? Pedro and Jose are pals and Rooney has enough money to do him 10 lifetimes. Maybe he can give a bit back to football and help us out. Everton are the blues from Liverpool and that's who he is a blue. We are the blues from Glasgow so why not?


11.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 20:50:39
Del, you do realise that Dave King buying Dave was an April fools joke? And let's just say we got rid of ten of our players for Rooney. That means your squad would be down to about 14 players with no wage money left to get anybody else. Then what happens if he got injured? I cannot believe I'm having to explain this to you. Please tell me you're on the wind up😂 There's a lot of other teams that wear blue. Maybe we can get Hazard as well because Chelsea wear blue.


12.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 21:09:18
He's clearly at it or just really thick


13.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 21:43:44
Dumb as **** haha . Cracker


14.) 04 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 21:56:48
Cheers Espekay.
He thought the Dave thing was an April fool. Does he not know April fool is April the 1st. I read it today and its April 4th. So can't be April fool.


15.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 00:00:11
Sorry del but you are either thick or have escaped from the looney bin. I'm always the first one to stick up for rangers supporters but I've never heard so much drivel in all my life. Get a grip mate. Your making us all look bad! Lol


16.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 07:12:17
Do you really think that Wayne Rooney is going to say, stick China and your 700k a week salary, MLS, or any other premiership team to come to Rangers and play in Scotland? Deary me.


17.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 08:33:40
Wayne Rooney hates chinese food I seen it on the TV, he prefers an Indian so why would he go to China? Tell me that? He would have nothing to eat!


18.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 09:06:15
He's at the wind up lads and u keep taking the bait haha


19.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 10:59:45
Must have some life to be writing essays like that for a wind up


20.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 12:20:32
Your not funny mate - not even as a wind up - go to the library - get a dictionary and look up satire - you will find out what it really means- then go to cash converters and sell your phone and gie us aw piece -


21.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 14:11:26
Here's an idea. Say the Old Firm were to buy Dave or something could WE then not bid and take SPFL games? Amongst others :)


22.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 14:12:38
Has everybody forgetten that Wayne Rooney is a massive Celtic fan. He has been to countless Celtic games against us. He would sign for Rangers if we matched his current wage at United.


23.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 16:14:25
well done del1976, got a few bites there bhoy!
lmfao reading this . he doesn't like chinese food i saw it on tv! absolute classic


24.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 16:16:35
good one del but u might actually be onto something with the tv deal if we could get our own channel and say even 100,000 got it a month that's still an extra 12 million a year and i'd like to think we could get 100,000 fans at least signing up for this


25.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 16:23:41
Del1976
Let's say he has bought Dave to get a TV deal you would need to include all teams in the deal split revenues do you think the money would just go to Rangers remember there is two teams on the park not just us it's rumoured BT will take over the sponsorship of Scottish football what would they say if we decided to just screen our own games not a hope of A. us signing Romney and B. us signing our own TV deal


26.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 16:24:38
That's the best post ive ever seen on here del, sorry to burst your bubble but 1 we don't have proper money to spend,2 Rooney is a massive Celtic fan, he was at ibrox supporting Celtic


27.) 05 Apr 2017
05 apr 2017 16:29:46
could only make sense if we turned that dave channel into a ppv channel


28.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 20:01:35
The majority of Scotland has android boxes were we can see rangers tv so i can't see 100,000 people subscribing tbh


29.) 05 Apr 2017
05 apr 2017 20:18:03
del
their shirt may be blue but their tradition is same as celtic


30.) 05 Apr 2017
05 Apr 2017 23:14:16
😂😂 got to say I enjoyed reading that lot 😂😂


31.) 06 Apr 2017
06 Apr 2017 16:25:11
biggest joke of all is the amount of celtic fans on here


32.) 06 Apr 2017
06 Apr 2017 20:54:26
Both del and James Stirling are on the right tracks, one hundred thousand bears sign up for a tenner a month, that's twelve million a year, that would help us move to a more fan controlled club away from the grip of charlatans like green and white.
Look at the German model.

What would I do with the twelve million a year? I'd finance our move to English bottom tier and move through the league's to Europe's 5th biggest league (financially) the championship. Then after that who knows, let our next chapter begin.


33.) 06 Apr 2017
06 Apr 2017 22:43:13
This thread has been hilarious but just to keep pointing out the madness would this proposed idea not be called 'rangers tv'. Think i've heard of it 😅.