03 Jun 2015 07:20:23
Mark warburton could be the best thing to happen to rangers since sliced bread.

1.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 08:06:14
As long as he earns his crust

2.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 09:26:40
If he uses his loaf he will get us promoted

3.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 09:40:50
As long as he knows whit side his bread is buttered.

4.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 09:51:49
He probably needs the dough

5.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 09:36:08
He is out of work so kneads the dough

6.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 11:23:06
If he gets us promoted, he'll be the toast of the town.

7.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 12:47:21
They tell me he missed the Brentford team bus going to an away game so had to drive one of the family bread vans to the match. On the way he was stopped for speeding. The cop told him to 'roll' down the window before asking him where the famine was. (you see he was in such a rush. never mind!)

8.) 04 Jun 2015
Warburton's father left when he was a kid but he turned out his mother's pride. Even a a kid he was nimble with his feet and a football. His mum always put in down to him eating wholemeal ever day. Thankfully as he became a man he used his loaf and made a fortune in finance the dough just roll-ed in. Not needing to earn a crust now he decided to become a manager so he took a sandwich course combining business and football. He was the toast of League One then took Brentford to playoffs where with a slice of luck he would have won promotion to the EPL. Now he is coming to Rangers he knows what side his bread is buttered on and I hope we can say finally the days of Whyte are Brownbreid

Can we call that the end of the bread jokes