08 Oct 2017 13:25:08
Hi All,
Pedro to Board: 'apparently the support are saying our players need more dig'
Board:Whispering to each other, 'Whats dig, don't know, send someone to ASDA see if theve got any, okay'
DOF in ASDA : 'Hi, Do you sell dig'
ASDA employee : 'Dig, eh, naw, due no mean dug, pal.
DOF : 'oh maybe it is dug, Pedro might have said it wrong, thanks, where can I get dug'
ASDA employee : 'try the SSPCA, pal'
DOF in SSPCA : Hi, do you have any dug.
SSPCA: Yes we have loads of Dugs, do you want one.
DOF : I thinks so, how about that one over there.
SSPCA: that's an Akita, very big and aggressive with loads of dig.
DOF: A dug with dig, that sound just perfect, Ill take it.
Daily Record Headlines the following day : Kenny Miller Hospitalized with bite marks - has Pedro gone to far.

1.) 08 Oct 2017
08 Oct 2017 14:00:07
What a load of rambling rubbish

2.) 08 Oct 2017
08 Oct 2017 14:17:53
you still on it from last night mate?

3.) 08 Oct 2017
08 Oct 2017 15:18:47
TJBB

What are you talking about here?

Stay off the drink.

4.) 08 Oct 2017
08 Oct 2017 17:51:22
Someone’s been on the singing ginger

5.) 08 Oct 2017
08 Oct 2017 19:02:32
That has to be one of the worsts posts ever on the site. I’m actually embarrassed for this clown and to think this person probably has the vote.

6.) 08 Oct 2017
08 Oct 2017 20:30:48
Wtf is that all about TJBB! Digs, dugs, asda and the rspca and there's me thinking I ramble on a wee bit, get yaself to bed mate

7.) 09 Oct 2017
08 Oct 2017 21:59:17
TJBB you're an absolute dig (damn this spell correction)

8.) 09 Oct 2017
09 Oct 2017 16:13:31
Deary me!