Rangers Banter Archive November 11 2011
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11 Nov 2011 21:12:29
Yeah they do look great esp the one who played for Kansas city in the much respected american football league. He was dropped after 5 games so yep you could be on to a class player here u chimps!!LOL
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MOHAMAD BANGURA < HAHA.
It's not like we've wasted money on the Indians yet, we're just letting the best man there is to judge a forward player be the judge if he's good enough for Rangers, obsessed idiots.
In Super Ally We Trust.
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In super ally we do trust, who better to find forward minded players , the rangers family enjoyed his conquests over cellic over the years, you should give him a call who 2 sign at the back, you have tried 2 dozen defenders under lemmon and still dont know youre best 4, possibly because you dont know your best eleven out of 38 to pick, from so sad so expensive, must inform the tax man no way youre paying all the taxes, i remember porkheid when everybody laughed at celtics attendance for home games taxman should investigate, gates normally 20,000 under journalists estimates who saw porkhead on a regular basis remember this if sadamararse had scored that penalty at ibrox yous guys would have less chips on your shoulders , ps next game my territory ict enjoy not i did last time rangers for ever
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Bangura has only played 4 games think he's only started once the rest he's been a sub. Now he's picked up a injury so don't right off the guy just yet. I have a feeling he will score the winner on the 28th if he gets his chance/fit.
Lenny
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Is this from a fan of the same club who signed " Rafael Scheidt ", or is that SH*TE ?............... and Bobo Baddy ? away and give us peace !
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Whats wrong with playing in the usa. does anyone say that beckham and henry are rubbish because they are playing in america.NO! give the players a chance. i bet none of you have ever seen them play.
weeblue
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Nothing wrong with standard in usa what about robbie keane
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11 Nov 2011 20:51:15
Have a look on the Rangers sightings. Mark Peden never got the spelling wrong on that one lmao.
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11 Nov 2011 20:17:20
read an article about A Stokes,footballer with you know who,he was promoting a band who have made an album of republican songs.What a nice chap he is,like father like son.Wonder if the daily rebel will pick up on this,most likely not.
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11 Nov 2011 19:47:18
.......Breaking News..........
Mr Whyte has just announced he has found solution to Rangers debt problem, go on internet and tap in
WWW.WEBUYANYCLUB.COM hail hail Timalloy
PS bears genuine tip for cheltenham tomorrow 2.35 Tullamore Dew 25/1 back each way
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You are only about 3 weeks late with other guys jokes.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Don't fancy it tim although its price is dropping a bit (14/1) I went for oiseau de nuit it won at Cheltenham in the spring. He's 33-1.
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... I just realised I had £20 free bet sitting on my account
£10 each way, mon the Tullamore Dew
Rikkisixx ;)
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11 Nov 2011 19:42:56
Come on Estonia make my night
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Estonia 0 REPUBLIC OF IRELAND 4
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Another Scot kidding on he'd Irish
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11 Nov 2011 19:33:07
Three big companies wanting to add 10 million each to name ibrox. One is a famous gamer company, another a massive toy store and finally a newspaper. Name has not been disclosed however the rumour is that it will be called the WII 'R' THe People Arena. Woohoo
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Ha ha my respects, good one Timalloy
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11 Nov 2011 18:19:00
Scotland can't do nothing with caldwell and berra at centre half both are gash
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You play the hand thats dealt.Great goal Kenny. shaun h
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What a finish by Kenny Miller. Kenny was never a prolific goal scorer up until he signed for Rangers the 2nd time. It must have been a good thing for him working with Ally every day. It's rubbed off on him. Come on Scotland.
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11 Nov 2011 18:00:50
Gents, what are your thoughts on Ibrox being re-named? Personally I'm not to bothered. whether its called the BMI stadium or anything else it will aways be Ibrox to me!
Dmrangers
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If we win the tax case we could call it centre 2
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Ddddooo iiiiitttt! Dddoooolllllllaaaaarrrrrr! spoken like Arnie...Get to the chopaaa! CheltBlue
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Prefer it to stay ibrox, selling the the name of your stadium is cheap imo.
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As long as it ain't Tesco I don't bothered
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Money would come in handy no doubt about it but most stadiums that have sold naming rites have been new built stadiums wouldnt mind it being sold then but too much history behind our great stadium to get rid of ibrox
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St James park has been about for years and they have just sold their stadium name
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We arent newcastle though.
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Newcastle have not yet sold the naming rights to St James' Park, they have change it to Sports Direct to showcase the idea of re-naming. They may not go ahead with this, I think they are just seeing how much would be offered for the rights, their shirt sponsorship is up at end of this year as well so they are going to try and do a deal for both stadium and shirt sponsorship...St James' Park will always be St James' Park a Ibrox will always be Ibrox, if we sell the naming rights then it is for the good of the club.
Bazza Bear
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If they can make some money for the name then i say go ahead it dont matter what they rename it i will always call it ibrox as long as i live.
davie c
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11 Nov 2011 17:01:49
Serious question bears, when Celtic signed Nakamura all you Rangers fans posted it was because we were trying to increase our profile in Asia.
So what is the difference now with you taking two Indian players on trial. How come you slagged Celtic for this, yet it is now Ok for rangers to do it? Timalloy
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Eh?
I am sure Rangers had tried totap into China , long before nakazuki turned up. Not really new is it? Rangers had a tie in with a club, didn t go too far though.
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The boy Jeje Lalpekhula is one of the most promising young talents to come out of India. Sunil Chhetri is one of the best strikers in the world. Rangers are only getting them over to have a look at them. It doesn't mean they will sign. It's just the same what Celtic done with Bolo Zenden. I heard that Bolo Zenden turned down the chance to join Celtic. He said Celtic don't meet his ambitions. Lol
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I'm surprised use ain't taking them on trial timalloy its like the united nations in the east end.
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Maybe just a bit of banter buddy, but come on was Dui wei or whatever is name was really anything other than that? Lol
dmrangers
p.s hope your feeling better soon!
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Because being fuedal and patronising is what opposition fans do to one another and reading the majority of previous posts attributed to you i gather that is something you could surely understand. shaun h
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I wouldnt slag any team that wants to spread their fan base. As long as the player is good enough wats the harm? How many fans did Raphael Schidt bring in from Brazil? ;) CheltBlue
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What about seb rozental then? He was the worst ever
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Sebs knee got destroyed not long after joining. Never came back properly. Shame. CheltBlue
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The reason we slagged celtic for signing nakamura ate my dog enough said
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Thers no difference whits you're point if a player any where in the world is good enough get the guy in thats all the bears care about , tae keep winnen a dont see whit yer sayin, Rangers fans only care about winnen silverware if it gets the profile up elsewhere and sells shirts , so be it, all the bears that said that wer only tellin the truth, every club in the world does it so it is ok for rangers to do it ano ye spend all your timmy time thinken of ways you can get 1 over us but why.I cant understand it, I would never go on to a celtic forum, ever, because you'se mean nuthin to me , av always classed you'se as a second rate institution who are full of bitterness and in all my years av never seen anything to change my mind ,av came to the conclusion timalloy that celtic fans actually hate rangers more than they love celtic and all you're posts have a hatred agenda behind them, a mean you make out you support a team, who is poor a team, with a bigoted man at the helm who's only clue is to install a celtic mindset in to the players but buys foreigners, strange one that, long may lennon stay at the helm makes it easier for us,but when he gets sacked, which he will , celtic will have to build a whole new team again, because what yees have the now is kak, but I bet you'll still be posting on our site., but at least you'll give this site a good laugh
LOL mrs Timalloy
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"Sunil Chhetri is one of the best strikers in the world"! Really so Real Madrid, Barcelona Man Utd are interested then?
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11 Nov 2011 16:23:14
Have a look at this. It's the two Indian boys.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F7ZazR7b5I&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Don't trust YouTube could make anyone like good, these guys should not even be considered, can't believe this is what we are consigned to now, sell season tickets to watch players who would not have been Gd enough for Morton never mind rangers, 500 pound is way to much for a season ticket now, don't even think I'd pay 200 for one, utter garbage, let's replace lafferty and jelavic with 2 indians, pay 2k a week rather than 30k s week
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11 Nov 2011 14:28:42
Afternoon bears, another weeks work done and dusted. Only drag is no Rangers game this weekend. Whos watchin wat and their predictions? Mine is england to get duffed up 4 - 2. CheltBlue
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11 Nov 2011 14:05:05
How much rubbish is spoken here the guy who said about templeton can't say agents name but said who he represents idiot stop talkin garbage
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11 Nov 2011 13:55:00
Can someone explain that in individual cases the tax authorities can only go back six years to claim what they are owed.is it different for a business?. Also all this tax thing took place long before the law was changed so technically there is no case to answer I hope!
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Its a myth, HMRC can go back as far as they like {Ed033's Note - HMRC typically only goes back 6 years but if HMRC wants to, they can go back as far as 20 years and it wouldn't surprise me they would attempt to go even further if you didn't challenge them on it.}
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11 Nov 2011 11:58:25
funny how not a single gers man said to me about that countdown clip ... yet 6 different celtic fans did ..... I know all my gers fans were at work .... countdown still shown weekdays at lunchtime ?
figures .... Tim was there any gers fans making an idiot of themselves on Jeremy Kyle, Trisha, Bargain hunt etc...bloody giro hunters :oP
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Precisely. Majority of Celtic fans are uneducated and illiterate, so they try and jump on the bandwagon when a Blackpool/Rangers fan isn't the full shilling. Sados.
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Germinator, I thought better of you making that statement. I am off work just now getting various hospital tests, nobody knows any other persons circumstances, sadly it seems only on gers site do you get insults like "giro hunters" hope you are ashamed Timalloy
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For a man of your bantering experience timalloy you sound very easy annoyed .. you take offence to whatever you dont agree with.. bet you wouldve laughed if the tax man had said giro hunter seeing as your his closest friend lately and you know all about his work... man up old boy man up .... LARKYELLIS
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Timolloy, Just hoping you are not lying about Being ill to make a point (Or win an arguement), as that would be very very low. Apologies if you are ill, forgive my sceptisism and I wish you all the best of health, but people have been on here in years gone by claiming things just to make a point...(not celtic fans but a number of fans of different clubs, including Gers)
I just think "why would someone let people know something so personal on a public forum"
By the way, Your jokes are still P*sh ;)
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Ok point number 1 tim iv never met or know u so dont try and tar me with not knowing ur personal circumstances .... personally i think that sorta thing should be kept to yourself, if it were me id rather debates on here and slaggings didnt have to tip toe around any personal matter that someone,ike myself cant possibly know..... and in regards to giro hunters ... gimme peace its harmless banter from someone on the wind up .if it wasnt the ed would never have posted it ..... ur rite never have I seen a gers man called a knuckle dragger, been called many things but take it as banter ... if you are goin thro test i hope everything i ok and u have no problems but i certainly aint gonna apologise or be ashamed for using a general term in mild banter. Why cos as is said it was gentle ribbing and 2 wasnt directed specifically at you therefore dont take it personally ....pfffft ... pc brigade on force tonight.
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Sorry meant to add ... you do realise that the giro hunter remark was a tongue in cheek remark about gers fans not celtic since it was a gers fan on day time tv and didnt do to well ! jeeez
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Rikkisixx, yes what i was posted was genuine, I replied to Gerry the Ger to thank him, as I believe he has had health problems also. I dont want sympathy, I dish it out, but i take it too but some things you will never hear me say and that is one of them.
Germinator we all enjoy friendly banter, sadly on here the name calling is worse than anywhere else. I will take a slagging because I give you all a slagging, but you have just reinforced why i come on here to take the mickey out of you sad bears. Timalloy
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Is this the same Timalloy who tarred all of us because of Adams arrest, you are a hypocrite Timalloy
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Tim, in all honesty, you may require treatment- for your mind. Please get it seen to, for everyones sake. Bless.
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Tim, news for you, you are not taking the mickey out of anyone, other than yourself. You are not exactly Steven Fry or Carol Vorderman- you may try a bit of both, each to their own. Seriously, you just make a complete Archie of yourself, is it really worth it?xx
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11 Nov 2011 11:52:23
It's fair quiet on here at the moment. Roll on the transfer window! Meant to post this yesterday. The article about Jelavic in the Record what a shocking bit of manipulation by the Record. If you read the article you found out Jelavic said the 12 point lead SHOULD be enough to keep Rangers top. He never said Celtic will not catch Rangers. Disgraceful misleading headline by the Record, desperate for a story in a boring international friendly week.
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To be fair they were not the only ones running with this sort of headline, however as you say they've all been guilty of exaggerating his words
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Totally agree with you mate, it's the first thing I said when I read it.
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Aye mate total BS as usual and it was in the sun as well
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I think that certain people in powerful positions in scotland are using the bitterness between rangers and celtic to cover up something mighty important from the electorate- is it to do with the snp and their independence agenda or is it more than that? maybe every one of us is being conned here their agenda seems to be to close down both old firm teams in the longer term and as always rule by division as they always try to do.
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11 Nov 2011 11:21:44
2 Indian international strikers due to arrive at into at the end of the month for trials. Both players have really good strike rates in their country. Aged 27 and 20. If these guys r any good and get contracts with us, could only be a good thing for both the team and the finances due to the global interest. At last, we finally have someone at into with a bit is brains, the Americans and maybe the Indians. Celtic done it with the japs thats ended up good for them.
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It'll be a step up for them from being a spotter on Ice Road Truckers most dangerous roads.
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You really think there will be 'global interest' in 2 indian football players?
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The eldest one Sunil Chettri had UK work permit refused when QPR tried to sign him a couple of years back
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Cowboys and Indians? Americans and Indians? Craig Whyte and Indians hmmmmm same thing really
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11 Nov 2011 09:20:20
A wee joke for today fellow bears--
I was telling my son last night how his Great U ncle William was a top class surgeon.
On one occasion a man who had been involved in a serious RTA had lost both his hands.Uncle William managed to sew them back on and that man went onto become a world renowned pianist.
Uncle William again came to the rescue after an accident where a man had lost both legs, years after surgery that man became a top 100m sprinter.
Lastly,you guessed it there was another RTA in which the man involved lost his head.Paramedics at the scene could not find the mans head so instead went into a nearby field and took the turnip from a scarecrow. That man (Neil Lennon) went onto manage c***ic.
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Clap clap...........crap!
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Dont knock Neil,he seems to have his heart set on 4-in a-row
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11 Nov 2011 08:49:45
First time poster here, it says in the sky sports transfer news that we're going in for two Indian internationals? Any idea who?
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I only know strike bowlers from India, is this the best we can do now?
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Surprising comment above and rather unfair. One of the lads has plenty of experience at top level football and the other is a prolific scorer. Stop prejudging and let's wait and see how they do, you speak as if Scotland are a world force in football.
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The same people that slagged off goian and bocanegra because they didnt cost 3 mill each and they are the best partnership we have had in a while.
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What harm is there in having a look at these guys. If they're rotten we've not lost anything an we might just uncover another gem.
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Worth the chance, just think sebo.
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Every other teams use the overseas markets so why not rangers, they have americans in the team so americas a big marketand to give a couple of indians a trial were,s the harm in that, nothing ventured nothing gained .
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11 Nov 2011 08:03:41
Rangers to take two indian players at end of month seems like we're tapping into a massive market.
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11 Nov 2011 07:37:01
Rangers to give trial to two Indian strikers at the end of the month
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11 Nov 2011 07:36:07
Have been reading the forum for some time now, enjoying some of the banter and laughing at some of the rubbish being posted by our friends from the East End, I make the following comments:
Here in West Africa we are fortunate/unfortunate to still see Scottish football on Setanta Africa ! and in a bar full of expats it is the laughing stock compared to all the other English/European games on show but at the end of the day it is what we have been brought up on.
There is no doubt that the standards have slipped over the years, there is also no doubt that Rangers are a "team" who obviously gel together and most importantly want to play fro the club and the supporters, in truth I think they read all the crap and moans in the papers every day and do it for the club and supporters.
Have been watching games for 40 years now and can't remember seeing a poorer Celtic team, nothing there, nothing to be scared off, I even watch them on TV if they play Inverness as they look as if anybody can take points off them.
Last point, forget all this tax stuff and rumours, their is a process that must be completed and only then will it become clearer what the outcome will be. The tax man is not in business to shut down companies and create unemployment so best guess is there will be some sort of settlement. From afar I have been impressed so far by our new owner, he knows there is a mess and that there is no point in burrying his head in the sand. He knows it needs to be sorted and that means changes, can you imagine in a couple of years time when our house is in order, where will Celtic be then ??
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Dave King...is that You? ;)
Good post Buddy
Rikkisixx
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Ed this guy said he is in africa is he really in africa as you can check his ip {Ed001's Note - his IP is a satellite IP, so can't be definitely attributed to anywhere apparently.}
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Nigeria, and we have a good hard core of Gers supporters here
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And a lot of lottery winners ;0) CheltBlue
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At last some positive posts.
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11 Nov 2011 07:15:16
rangers to sign james morrison from wba in january life long fan of the club and someone who can help the gers retain the spl title for a fourth year in a row
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Whose giving us the money?
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Uv Jst read his bit in the sun sayin he's a gers fan n came straight on here n sed he's cumin in January. Get a life, utter bulls**t!!
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Have it on good authority Xmas lottery draw
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You just read the bits you want to read now what he actually said is he is a rangers fan and would love to play with them one day now get that we bit in your head one day he also said he is enjoying playing in England at the moment so maby one day but not in januray
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11 Nov 2011 06:28:36
Anyone know when the deal with umbro ends? Who do you want instead?
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Adidas......Always do the best strips
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Whoever Mr tight can get the most money off
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Nike done decent strips how about gio goi :-)
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Listen kids does it matter who makes the kits its more of a concern the players thats in them. as the old saying goes clothes dont maketh the man.
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......................but if the man wears a dress, have the clothes made him a woman?
A Einstein 1944
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If we get better strips then more people will buy them
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