Rangers Banter Archive October 14 2011

14 Oct 2011 23:16:52
hey Timarshmallow you talk about our tax problem, we are the test case and already the taxman it setting cases against 7 premier clubs and another scottish premier club, guess who and the possble an east coast club.
If you believe rangers were the only club advised by accountants to do this then dream on. If we go down then you are next to follow {Ed014's Note - I would guess Hearts.Campbell Ogilvie?

Celtic never went down that road mate. Are we still talking about this tax case? Lol.
Followfollow81

14 Oct 2011 22:28:14
Lets hope everyone going to the game the morra will be giving the legend that is gazza the warmest welcome home at half time, the guy has had his troubles but i love the guy and wish him well in his recovery

hope we can get a good result the morra, the killie take some points off them and motherwell win to move further ahead aswell

cranny cf3

One Paul gascoigne, there's only one Paul gascoigne.

What a legend, what a man.

Had his troubles but no one can ever take away what he achieved through football.

A true genius who loved to play for the rangers.

The bench mark of a central midfielder.

Oranjeboom

The guy fked his whole career up because of drink.... sums up scotland tbh.

desy

Highest transfer fee Newcastle to Spurs, highest transfer fee Spurs to Lazio, highest transfer fee Lazio to Rangers

5 medals at Rangers, the FA Cup at Spurs.

PFA Young player of the year 1988, Players Player of the year 1996, Sports writer player of the year 1996

selected in the 1990 World Cup all-star team

English football hall of fame 2002, Rangers
Hall Of Fame 2006

57 Caps for England

Still winning man of the match awards in the Premiership at 35 years old for Everton

Aye, what a f**k-up you were Gazza

Mark WATP

Injured himself trying to injure another player,alcoholic, blew his chance of playing for man u, wife beater,womaniser,drug problems,hounded out of Lazio,embarassed my club while up here,refused help,never released his potential,drinking right before games,smoking.....and that is just the stuff we can mention.did he actually care about Rangers or is he doing a sutton and trying to sell his book.amazing player but a total disgrace off the park and now he is looking for sympathy.he brought it all on himself and is trying to blame everyone else.most addicts do.I for one won't be cheering him.No decent man should.

Better tell that to 45,000 bears tomorrow then.... Swing Low Sweet Chariot, Gazza's Here For 4 In A Row

The man will get a standing ovation from me

Mark WATP

14 Oct 2011 22:18:03
Got a wee tip for you" s gers fans, get yer money on you"s getting a penalty the morra cos us saints are gonnae play you"s aff the park, and when things dont go the way you"s want it to the ref plays his joker and gives you"s a soft penalty ( like that fud jelivic"s dive last season ) easy money boys, the rumour is you"s could be doing with some cash up ibrox way,,,,C"MON YOU SAINTS,,,,

Oh when the saints go marchin in am sorry m8 as good a fan as you maybe canny see a problem the morra fur the teds its been proved wrong in the past wi teams especially celtic but the next time ye take an auld firm scalp it will be celtics am sorry but weel take at least 3 goals the morra wi a clean sheet, sory mate a like saints but no the morra

Be quite you silly boy!

I always wondered who was the only supporter ever inside St Mirren Park. Looks like I have my answer.

Come back to me when you win something. Oh yeah, you could win the 1st division when you get relegated. Even then you may struggle to win that.

As long as we sink the pen al take it

I cant believe it. I never knew that there was such a thing as a St Mirren fan

I smell a timothy at work here

14 Oct 2011 21:21:08
Dear bears going to leave you all in peace, last week you complained to ed014 this week bears on celtic site crying ha ha you could not make it up. Oh by the way bears I can laugh about tax case but it is you lot who should really be worrying, but enough said LOL Timalloy ( leave all you bears with this site's new anthem OH IT'S CRYING TIME TONIGHT!)
Timalloy the man they cannot shut up

No one complained to Ed shut up and give it a rest. All the same poo pop off you tim so boring. You laugh but it will come back and bite you on the bum.....
BBEAR

Timalloy the man that cant shut up...lol

Man...

Is this the same BBear thats on telling everyone not to respond to him doing just what he says not to do.
You just couldn`t make it up lolol

Nice but dimalloy, you claim to pose a serious question, then when you get answers to your question you claim to have many gers biting, it can't be classed as biting if you are asking a serious question, and said serious question can't be classed as banter.

Rtruth

14 Oct 2011 20:37:27
10 points clear. 4 in a row bound :D

Unlucky. Better next time Timalloy.

14 Oct 2011 20:09:21
Also timalloy your research is flawed at the first hurdle, it was the Scotsman not the NOTW. Rewriting history again I see.

Unamed bear (seriously you ask your parents to give you all a name) the very first written media story was in the News of the World and THEN other papers took up stories. LOL Timalloy
PS did you know that our great scottish journalists young traynor keevins etc phoned up Rangers Press Office great investigative journalism eh?

Alloy.youve been asked about lennon claiming a good season last year.do you agree with his assesment?.do you think celtic will win the league this year?.you seem to avoid footie matters with this unhealthy obession with tax..let the suits worry about the tax..theres no point in worrying over things out of your control..come on timalloy.lets have some footie banter..you dont want to be known as boring knob among rangers fans do you?

Dont you mean would timalloy not prefer to be seen in a better light than he is at the moment?

The mans a living leg end

14 Oct 2011 19:13:49
SIMPLY THE BUST

I have been doing some research about the Tax case and also spoke to some people who know about these matters here is what I found.
The Tax Case was first mentioned in the news of the world about a year ago, before that it was only spoken about on internet forums. When the story broke, Rangers denied it and threatened to sue all parties concerned, NO writs were issued, not even a lawyers letter.
Fast forward 12 months and how does Mr Whyte handle it, Admit the truth, the immediately try distraction tactics eg The move to EPL.
I have lots more but dont want to post too long piece at one time, but believe me bears Rangers are in soapy bubble Timalloy more to follow......

Behave! You silly little boy!

Yeap thought so, no banter just repetative tax pish, you don't work for rangers, the courts or the tax office, so it's all hope hope hope with you. I'm pretty disappointed with you, where's the banter?

TaxDodger

At celtics agm today neil lennon told the supporters that celtic had a fairly sucessfull season last year.lol.lol..my my o how the expectations of celtic and there board have fallen..lol.lol

Lets face it if celtics plague did not have the tax comfort blanket theres nothing else to try and banter the bears about..any bhouys think of anything else you could brag about apart from the tax?

It's friday night, surely you have something better to do.....maybe get a burd??
Or a real pal??

Do celtic supporters think winning the scots cup last term consider it a good seasons work?

Yes fellow bears the timmyalloy is ragin again at celtic with nowhere to vent the anger welcome the man with open arms as we all know that man knows everything about nothing and attempts to speak lies with forked toungue he is truly a soldier within the celtic ranks as he attacks us at every moment with the club celtic in his heart a true complete and utter stalwart for that great institution, I for 1 appluade the one they call the timmyalloy for his total resilience and application to his cause he truly is a legend on our site, with his outrageous wit, what a total character,a true genious with patter and a class act in to the bargain, celtic have truly found a spokesman to represent that famous footballing club they call glasgow celtic fc , what do you think doctor watson , well mr holmes in my opinion I have deduced that the man is a total tit , well said dr watson, well said my good man answered sherlock

14 Oct 2011 17:27:18
i got slagged for saying this is one of the worst rangers team i have watched,to the person who slagged me ,one thing look at the teams we are playing against ,compaired with teams in the past.come back and name me any players in the other .than celtic players who would get in ti this poor rangers side,enough said .old bob

Thats because it clearly isnt... you are just the standard kno nothing laptop fan who just feels the need to moan at everything...

You must be a very clever one yr old if its the worst gers team you have seen... or as above total moaning idiot.

2 managerial names, alex mcleish and paul le guen... if you think this is a worst team now you are clearly a half witt

No Sceptic players would get into the Rangers side ol bawbag.

The web sites give those of us a chance that want to have a say that would,nt get listened to elsewhere to have their say- in effect a window to say what they want to be heard by 1 and all inarticulate or sometimes excellant it does,nt matter,this is democracy in action which is a message in its self to the people who are trying to politicise the clubs with their crap and ruin everyones lives that enjoys a simple game of football for what it really is...a game.

14 Oct 2011 16:06:12
Just seen the team for tomorrow on SSN Rangers page and Mckay isn't even in the squad again. Anyone know why?

Does it matter... we're 10 points ahead and going for 10 wins in a row.

He obviously isn't impressing in training enough to merit a place in the squad. Let Ally manage the players, he's been in football long enough to know what he's doing.

To be fair mckay dosent get the australian player of the year for nothing.

I just wondered if it had any thing to do with the large amount of travel hes had to do or an injury i wasn't having a go at Ally just would like to see this guy i heard he has been playing well for the aussies and impressed in closed door matches but if you don't know no worries

Rangers pay his wages. Australia don't.

Impress Mr McCoist and he'll play, doesn't matter what he does for his country.

Fair do's mate, wasn't having a pop at you... I think Ally will know if/when he's ready to play.

Probably is to do with the travelling, that and the stupid SPL u-21 rule means he can't get on the bench

Sound cheers mate

Maybe he has a knock from int duty or he has jet lag... im sure he will get his chance

14 Oct 2011 14:53:19
can somebody answer this question how much is it for a ticket for rangers v Liverpool
cheers

£20 for season ticket holders £25 for the public
Dmrangers

Oh great five pound aff chears mate

14 Oct 2011 14:16:13
Super Ally manager of the month, very well deserved! WATP

You forgot to add davis got player of the month

Too bad it wasnt weight watchers award of the month eh

lenny

Did you mean as in kris commons ? I hear h,es been hired as a hit man by burger king or was it" ee aye ee aye oh.."thats how the irish spell mcdonalds.....it will be a flame grilled whopper next called " the house of commons" probably with double fries and a free pint of guiness... you could,nt make it up- hes just a growing laddie lol I blame it on the parents.

14 Oct 2011 12:59:18
Yeh, I would love Rhodes. But c'mon, what's the chances lol?

14 Oct 2011 12:37:16
There is talk that Hooper and Ki both want to leave Celtic in January, that along with Commons supposedly wanting back to England, Stokes is unhappy because Lennon constantly drops him. It seems Mr Lennon may have lost the dressing room, troubled times. Plus as a bonus to all us Rangers fans they are trying to sign McFadden. It just keeps getting better.

GovanFR

14 Oct 2011 09:45:17
Leyton Orient are bidding for the Olympic Stadium seems a strange move unless the rumours of London Rangers are true and added to the mix then it would add up {Ed001's Note - they are the closest team and want a cheap stadium, what is strange about it? If any other team moves in there it would destroy their already small fanbase.}

What aload of sh#te orient have been trying to get it from day 1 forget about london rangers its BULL an never gona happen really some idiot starts a rumour an then they find idiots that will believe it


T-Bear

14 Oct 2011 05:59:57
oh whit thank f*** that international break is over lets now think about rangers being one step closer by winning the league the morra by beating st mirren and that will be great and also lets hope kilmarnock beat Celtic a think that game could be a draw so that will be an even bigger boost to the gers

14 Oct 2011 03:23:03
everybody see how Celtic fans come on to this page and say the season doesn't finish until may there absolutely wrong because the season finishes in April because the season started on July this year not august so all Celtic fans are wrong so really we can say it is really November yasssssssss 4 in a row in ally we trust
campbell

^^ Very clever of you Mc Einstein.

14 Oct 2011 02:28:23
Ian durrant has hit back at Chris Sutton over his fragile rangers jibe Ian durrant delivered a withering dismissal of chris suttons title jibes insisting that most of the current rangers side wouldn even kno
who the Englishman is.

and the ibrox first coach also shrugged suttons accusations that the fragile champions would lack the bottle to land a fourth straight crown

chris sutton a big money hit during martin oniels years at smelley parkhead all but dismissed his old rivals chances last week saying am not thay have the players in the dressing room who beleve thay can go the distance i dont think rangers are overly strong this season

thay have had a great start but i think thay are still fragile

nine in a row winner durrant a key member of the the ally mcoist led managment currantley sitting on a 10 point lead over celtic by saying i swear to god am not trying to put chris down

but if you where to put the papers down with some of his comments in front of our players thay wouldnt know who sutton is

how do we respond we will we just have to go out and win games chris was promoting a book so good luck to him he is a celtic manand that is the way it is

you deal with that in the old firm you cannot react to things like that the boys go out to win games to win game and as long as we are doing that am sure we will keep our lead

the motavation for us to go out and win four in a row simple

we have dorian goian and boconegra i watched sasa papac against france and steven naismith against the world champions there is also nickica jelavic i would not say thay are fragile boys

we were fragile at the start of the season we were trying to bed in new players and we were a we bit over the place in our defending

i would not say we have a level of comfort but we have a lead we just need to calm down slow down here we know what we are

it is the gaffers first season and we know what the yardsticks is we have won three in a row and have numerous trophies as players but it is our goldfish now

we have to go out and do it now we have a sqwad that can compete against celtic

durrants defence of the rangers team was backed by fellow ibrox legend sandy jardine the european cup winners cup hero saying for us as a club the big thing for us is attitude attitude attitude i beleve we have better players then a lot of the teams as long as our attitude is correct then i have know worries

there attitude has been fantastic particurlly in the league over recent years thay have never let the club down

thay have been up against a Celtic team who have had more resources but they have met and came over every challenge

a big part of it is down to the right attitude a lot of people think that should come from the manager but if you are a good pro you get yourself right

OK the manager can tweak things but it comes from the individual and we have had that from our individuals over the last 3 or 4 years

and the team has some way to go before they hit top form

Who's chris sutton?

Most famous for the soccer am show push the sutton. i believe he was also involved in a diddy teams failure to win the uefa cup and a major part in a team losing league titles on two seperate occassions, while he was crying like a big wean at fir park and rugby park on those occassions, i believe the bears were waiting on a the arrival of a helicopter. i hope this helps you remember who he is bud. j1985