Rangers Banter Archive April 15 2012

15 Apr 2012 23:25:21
Rumour has it Craig Beattie sets UK record for 200mts sprint and has qualified for olympics. Olympic commitee excited as he appeared to do it with his knees and hands in the air..... very impressive ... LARKYELLIS

Strange why he celebrated with such enthusiasm against the mhanks considering he'd once played for them. Maybe and axe to grind?

Stop making a big deal about a celebration. He scored the winning goal to take his team into a cup final that's why he went daft. Watp

Cause he,s a bluenose.

Beattie's a die hard rangers man. that celebration was superb. made my day!!
J1985

He's a hearts player.

All his family are Rangers fans (so I'm told)

He is a Gers fan, used to have a season ticket in the copland road, thats why! :-)

Heard he's a bluenose and took stick off Lemmon for it when he wis ther.

Revenge?

He is a true blue. One of many to play for Celtic with a rangers tattoo.

Alexcee

@9;nonsense.

@10 Scott Brown does

@10, your captain has one

15 Apr 2012 21:06:11
Well you are nearly at deaths door and all you can go on about is how Neil Lennon has no class u wonder why you we all hate him you are all obsessed with the man Tell u what is classy tho having 247 creditors from small businesses to the champions not paying your taxes singing your bigoted bile at matches absolutely shaming Scottish football with your antics in Manchester taking a million pound off lotto lout Carroll we are gracious in defeat
But wreck Manchester because your anti football was not good enough Neil Lennon has one title under his belt how many has mcoist Neil Lennon has european experience will mcoist next season Neil Lennon will have cash to spend next season will mcoist rangers already showed they could beat Celtic so what's the excuse admin. U were in admin when you beat us I will wake up a champion in the morning will u
Tel

That's rich coming from you lot about being obsessed about Neil Lemmon yous lot are never away from this page about the dilemma that were in if you don't like what we say about that ginger ass--le stay away from the Gers page and stick to the bottlers page lol

GERman

And you say we are obsessed, have a look at yourself and where you have posted ya deluded fool.

Oh dear fall out the wrong side of the bed did we,suppose its alright for you to criticise is it,get a life saddo....trueblue.....

Calm down, you are the one on our page. If you think that Lennon is a good manager then fine, good luck to you, hope you keep him for a long time.
But if you are happy with his antics keep him, but with previous managers like Stein, Burns, o'neill, McNeill you should be ashamed. He is like a wee wean throwing his rattle out of the pram, but if you think that is good enough for celtic, then all good.

This post if hilarious on so many levels.
1st...deaths door? Hardly pal, bill Ng confirmed his bid still stands in light of the proposed rule change, tbk bid was always about reaching a cva n brian kennedy has publically stated that he will not see us go under.
2nd..anti football?!! That style of football recieves plaudits when the italian national sides turn up to tournaments n succeed playing this so called "anti football" as well as jose mourinhos inter side who didn't just park the bus they "parked the plane" at the nou camp a few seasons back to get a result over 2 legs. yet we do it n its a disdrace!! Perhaps a similar approach by selik may result in 3 pkints away from home in the CL group stages.
3rd...how long has mccoist been assistant at rangers? I ask this because as part of a managerial team i'm sure him n walter have the same amount of winners medals in their time together. in turn giving him experience n a medal haul that lennon could only dream of. whilst lennon was banned by mowbray from travelling with the first team 3 years ago ally was part of a managerial team who'd recently reached a uefa cup final, won a few domestic cups n going for a second consecutive league title.
Your points are lacking substance much like your team lacking bottle. cheerio!!!
J1985

@4 it is, he is and will be a great manager and we will keep him for some time.. so why is it so important to yous what he does? try telling all your support to focus on your own club for they have MORE problems then watching and waiting on every little thing Lennon does. and by lisening to former manager o'niell, he thinks he is a good manager and has promise to be great. so why dont yous leave him alone and let our club worry about what he does for he is sticking up for us and telling the sfa/spl/media we will not be putting up with all the bias against us..for he is the right man to do it and it may well just take what he does to have the game change and fair play be installed...hows your own manager doing? any tophies? or success? no, one of the worst managers ever in your shirt yet he is fine by yous as long as you have Lennon to shout your anger and vile at, for no matter what yous say Lennon has had a harder time and more difficulties then your club.... its is so DUMB how yous always go after him for the samllest things and look to have a go using him to get at us Celtic fans, if yous would stop following him with obsession you wouldnt see Celtic fans on your page, just like yous are on ours, we are sticking up for our manager because it is a disgrace how he is treated by yous and the media. most of yous seem to think he is the devil or somthing.. we already lost martin o'neil because he was ran out of town by all the hate towards him, just like Lennon, but our manager now wont be moved and that seems to get yous and the spl/sfa mad..i am glad that he is standing for whats right and standing up for our club....for did Lennon have any moments of being angry in our europe games? no because of fair play however there was a pen that never should have been one..all the "antics" are from dodgy calls, what till the truth comes out! for there is proof that has come out regarding Lennon's tunnel antics that will prove Lennon was right and not lieing and that the spl/sfa/refs are all dodgy.

Martin o'neill left to care for his wife ya tube. thought o'neill was a great manager n still do.
As for us rangers fans being "obsessed with every LITTLE thing lennon does"!! Key word little pal.....a scottish cup in the year we won the double n a league title in the season rangers were in administration......your words have never been more relevant. little success in 2 and a half years!!!!
J1985

6 - you are deluded, this is a man who had a terrible time last year, absolutely disgusting , but his antics are ridiculous. Today's performance of running on to confront the ref is clearly not good, and whilst hearts should not have had a penalty, neither of celtics claims were wrong, ki might be at the Olympics but for diving, and the penalty claim did not hit his hand, snd yet thomson says he watched it four times, a trip to spec savers perhaps.
It really is true that you are never defeated only cheated.
As for our manager, well there is nobody I would have at the moment. As far as his tactics there are concerns but with the trouble this year, results really don't matter. However he has dealt with everything with a great deal of passion. Whether he becomes a good manager remains to be seen, but you must have concerns that he can't seem to motivate his players. To get beaten by killie in a final and hearts in a semi proves that.

8..you seem to forget not too long ago we were on a 26 match undefeated run, starting from 15 points behind in which the very team you mention killie was the team we started it with. coming back from 3 down to have a draw because our manager got them motivated to start the run. it all ended by what? a refs poor call(which there were many and we did say how poor they were, so dont start wit "everything was ok when yous were winning") which the calls made in the matches have had an impact on the game which it helped the other team. so YES we have been CHEATED! just like yous have CHEATED spl clubs and having spl/sfa on your side helping. after everything that happened to our manager and all the dodgy calls and media against our club, we are not taking it anymore and are standing for whats right, for if the refs wont talk to you after the game what can he do but see them on the field, yes ok he ran out but there was nothing crazy, havent you seen how other managers act jose marino, alex fir, managers in la liga....no i guess you dont yous just have a dislike for everything Celtic and our manager. yous cant even admit your club has done wrong and indid cheated every club not by only how you were runned but you are going bust and your thinking of only your own and not stand for good and fair play has brought your club to its end. stop worrying about our manager for if there was fair play and well refed games and the media would not put its spin on things not to mention all the vile, you would see a different person but until then we can only stand up for ourselves and we have the perfect man for the job, not too mention he has talent in tactics or do yous just talk and look at our few loses as normal? we were in the hardest group in europa and should have advanced if not for another poor call and own goal. enjoy watching the last one standing for we will always be, hope Celtic success in the future dosnt hurt too much.

Boohoo number 9. Get a grip of yourself! I hope you cryed last night mate! I really do. Your pathetic!

Raab

:10) theres only one A in rab.just thought you should know.

9.. If you want stats, last 4 games you've been beaten in 3 of them.

Correct me if i'm wrong but i never seen Lemon running on to the pitch to complain that the goal was offside and protest it should not have been a goal

Whos to say its not my surname
Raab

@9. What's the weather like up there on your plinth? FFS get a grip and stop making out your a bunch of angels who never do anything wrong.

15 Apr 2012 20:06:35
Cheers hearts, Chelsea! Won me a nice bit of cash! And my mates said it was crazy betting on the jambos! How could you posisbly think Celtic could handle that kind of pressure?

Raab

Put it in the fighting fund maybe double the total raised so far! Hollow! hollow!

Briggs

It's yous lot that are hollow hollow as the saying goes empty vessels make noise and by the way Briggsy you can keep your devalued title at least in defeat we have respect for the other teams your manager is a disgrace to the Scottish game

GERman

15 Apr 2012 19:07:00
At the start of each and every season I have a number things I want Celtic to achieve now let's see if i can get that list....ah ha here we go...
1. Win leaguel... Check
2. Win more than rankers...check
3. The rankers have an awful season...check
4. Look forward to euro football...check
5. Rankers don't get European football...check
6. That rankers go out the game never to be seen again... In progress!

Ah that will do for me.

Briggs.

You forgot numbers 7 and 8

7. To hear the crashing of bottles when playing important games.

8. Chris Commons to lose weight by not stealing all his team mates jam tarts and killie pies :)

Dulling the pain on a Rangers themed site.... Check.
CheltBlue

@1. Didn't forget that's the 6 I have no more to be added.By the way are you all there?
Briggs

So you prefer Rangers doing badly to Celtic winning tournaments? What a sad person you are.

Well let's start because we got further in all competitions than you we r bottlers what does that make yous then because every tournament yous were eliminated early on I mean Falkirk done you mate but hang on were in admin only way Celtic won the league I feel real sorry for you pay ur debt you TRAMPS!!telbhoy

@4 are you blind or just stupid?

1. Win spl
2. Win more than rankers

Now explain why having them at the top of my list makes me prefer to have rankers do badly before we win tournaments?... Aye thought so. And at a guess I'd say your stupid as per....

@2 are you blind or just stupid? I said I only had 6 on my list why are you adding another that wasn't on it? maybe you can't count so Id hazard a guess that you to are stupid

Briggs

Briggs you appear to not be taking the banter too well. Im sorry but I didnt think I had to play by your rules. Stupid? Pot kettle etc. CheltBlue

@ OP. This is the banter page so expect your comments to be added to....... DINGLE

Leeroy

15 Apr 2012 18:41:57
Fancy a jelly and ice cream?
No I'll have a jam tart please and a bottle,
Sorry, no bottles they have all crashed.

They have the cheek to ask why we hate Neil Lennon, think today summed it up - no class at all.

Never defeated, always cheated.

When Thomson was asked on the radio if he saw the replay of the celtic offside goal, needless to say he didn't , he only saw the penalty replayed.

Aye al take bottling it every year and winning the league,mibby hearts will challenge next season,coz yoos are deid!!

No class?from the tax dodgers? now thats comedy gold

Celtic fans OFF on a rant, ledley OFF his hand, hooper OFFside AND LENNON off his head ....nuff said

15 Apr 2012 18:33:31
So it'll be just the four offences for Neil Lennon this year! Guy needs to learn to keep it shut! Tough luck, we all get it! Shows you how much more professional McCoist is!

When are they getting dealt with I thought the system was to be a fast track system. Same as last year it took ages to finally deal with him.

15 Apr 2012 17:33:11
I hope a buyer comes forward soon and saves this remarkable club which is loved and admired around the globe if there is no rangers then scottish football is dead

Don't agree scottish football is dead. Turn into a league of Wales yeah, but dead no.

It would die eh, rangers effectivly had a non season and the 3 trophies up fr grabs go to 3 diferent teams,

Remarkable! how you got away with it for years is remarkable.Sectarian bigotry,riots and tax dodging..truly remarkable

What makes rangers remarkable? The sectarian signing policy for over 100 years? The fun chanting about 2m people dying in a famine?The glorying of being up to to your knees in catholics blood? The trail of debt following you to your demise? The rioting and trail of destruction you leave round europe? The tax dodging and no payment of EMPLOYEE tax and insurance? all pretty remarkable eh?

Celtic fans should not throw stones in glasshouses when referring to Sectarianism/bigotry. We know we have a problem with it (and the club/fans are trying to do something about it), pity some Celtic fans seem to think it only applies to Rangers fans and that they don't do it.

Ah no4. stereotype celtic supporter. and the irish rebel singing that has been evident for umpteen years is fine is it ? the support and glorifying of a terrorist organisation is acceptable aye. you are a total and utter disgrace (not surprised a celtic fan brings the religion card up)
DISGUSTING

james rfc 1980

15 Apr 2012 17:00:06
ON SALE NOW!
Limited green viagra pills....


...for those moments when all you
can manage is a semi.
WATP

LOLOL that's a bit rich comming from rangers who were out of all the cups by the september weekend ?

Don't throw stone in glass house bud

Lenny

Rangers cant even get to a semi.

WE have lost 2 cups but our finances and
reputation are intact. Can your mob say
the same Hail Lenny

We were still in the Scottish cup Eejit

Just 2 cups ? Did you forget champions league & Europa ?

Hollow hollow

Lenny

15 Apr 2012 16:42:57
Kris Commons looks like he has been enjoying the jam tarts and Killie pies! :)

GovanFR

15 Apr 2012 16:29:22
never mind the jelly and ice cream for pudding fancy some jam tarts

Nah too early for pudding,were waiting on the main course....STEAK PIE

Lenny

Humble pie more like.....

james rfc 1980

15 Apr 2012 16:02:20
Hopper goal was offside wonder how many of them will complain about that - Neil Lennon total and utter disgrace its about time the SFA flung the book at him instead of hiding and stuttering over doing anything against Celtic.

Anyway another cracking Sunday watching bottles crashing all over the place !

Gers1986

Glad you enjoyed it. hope it makes your winding up order easier to swallow. bye bye

15 Apr 2012 15:53:20
now the seasons over for both our clubs ,i think it may be a time to reflect on how this season has worked out.myself i feel champion,now if for some strange reason you are creaming yourself because hearts won,fill your boots because tomorrow your troubles as a rangers fan will still be here.this is not going away,it is end game.hearts winning a game of football does not change the fact that its bye bye to rangers.neil lennon is only defending the team he loves,is that a crime?

Defending the team is not, but being aggressive and abusive to referees is not allowed.

He's a disgrace, and as for the"everbody hates Rangers " bit, when Lennon smears the SFA,he smears Scottish Football, and I can assure you that fans the length and breadth of Scotland will be guffawing at this graceless boor once again making an erchie of himself, and wondering why yet again, his thuggish captain can commit umpteen fouls with no sanction....man up SFA, and deal with this pair.

@2 being aggressive and abusive to referees(Bougherra last season ring any bells)

15 Apr 2012 15:30:43
I wonder if the RANGERS page will be left to RANGERS supporters for a few days, the wombles will need a few days to get back into their arrogant trousers

Canyousaybanana!!

Still here loser,minor setback.hows that debt working out for you?

How many 'minor' setbacks eh. as i have said before, the title was gift wrapped so celtic have NOT proved a thing in my book. what happened to this treble they were all glorying in eh bears, lost 2 cups and the old firm game, that is what i call a treble !!

james rfc 1980

This season has proved it's time your club rolled over and died though,

15 Apr 2012 15:11:54
Would Celtic have held their bottle in a title run in ? Would celtic be champions if we never went into admin? THE ANSWERS = NO CHANCE , as for your manager , all the kids looking up to him today running on the pitch finger pointing an shouting abuse , he is a disgrace of a man ! Your teams a joke bhoys ! PMSL
PaulRFC

Our teams a joke??at least we will have a team!!!well done the jambos,shows we can all live without fc dodo..refs just came out& admitted he thought it was wanyama for hand ball,an honest mistake sh@t happens,all gloating another teams win,yet tomorrow all yer troubles will still be there!!stevo

Stevo, just take it pal, this aint about admin or any of that, every fan slags off the other so just suck it up and we can all be grown ups. somebody steal your ice cream ??

james rfc 1980

Lol,ohhh a can accept defeat m8,celtic were not good enough on the day,banters banter,but folk go way over the top,as i have posted at top of page..congrats to the jambos,tho hope the hibeeees win the final,stevo

I will second that by the way. have a sneaky feeling the hibees will do it

james rfc 1980

15 Apr 2012 15:09:37
Never a penalty never a goal for the
dims offside but you will all cry conspiracy
when you come on here greeting as for
the ginger one what a disgrace to the game
Bottle merchants once again.

He should be done again, why does it always take so long to deal with him though, get it done.

Hear theres mare bad news for your mobcoming soon . PS Listen to Clyde 1
2morrow night. HAIL HAIL.
PPS COME ON THE HIBEES.

100% correct and wonder what Vincent Lunny will have to say about KI`s blatant dive The rules are in BLACK and white. Wonder what his excuse will be this time because the referee wasn't conned ?(doesn't mean an offense wasn't committed) Maybe the official doesn't do Sundays or maybe the rules are just in BLACK and white literally

15 Apr 2012 14:58:23
pissin masell laughing here.....hearts 2-bottlers 1.....this must now indemnify neil lennon as the biggest person in scotland or even the uk....champions league winner....hes the new jock stein......mare like jock strap...deecee

Who were rangers playing this weekend

Dont know but i do know who we are playing next week : the scottish cup finalists !!!

james rfc 1980

And the following week the champions
johnbhoy73

15 Apr 2012 14:52:35
just on to congratulate the great treble oops double oops one horse race league winners on another sterling display today the rest of europe must be wanting to avoid this lot in the qualifiers NOT!!!!!

15 Apr 2012 14:47:44
To all the Celtic fans that come on here and come up with fat sally etc take a good look at lennon not exactly a slimfast success story as he was swaggering across the pitch with his bottom lip dragging.

15 Apr 2012 14:45:41
now what would mourinho, Ferguson, guardiola or clough done today?........ Eh won! Lol
Dmrangers

15 Apr 2012 14:43:30
Celtic, that's why they're champions? Lol

Nah.we,champs cOs we overturned a 15 point defecit and romped to the title.hope your looking forward to creating record attendance figures at 3rd division grounds next year though.artybhoy

1...Realy...well, part 3 of your punishment will be losing games to us and Hearts and Dun Utd in the run in, so that you win the league by less than our deduction.....watch it happen.....and your championship "win" will be the 4th strapline of the 2012 season behind our crisis,Lennon getting panned by by the SFA, and your failure to win anything that as'nt handed to you.....mark that in your diary!

15 Apr 2012 10:24:37
Score prediction for today: jambos 2-1 11 green bottlers.

Green bottlers? Hmm.who are you tax dodgers playing today? Artybhoy

Artybhoy, Crrrraaaaassssssshhhhhhhh.

OP, lottery numbers next please

Very good prediction mate cos it was right haha! treble my ass! stewie

Well you were right arty hampden will be green and white on cup final day with a share of maroon but you wont be .Now dont go embarrassing yourself now like your manager and blame everyone but yourselves.

Still been a great season,and the ibrox panto still trundles along.artybhoy

The panto kicks off in July with you trying to get into the Champions league group stages.

A great season ? in which country ? spain, italy, germany, england, but not here.

james rfc 1980

Always a panto in july,usually around the 12th.oops,silly me.thats the circus

15 Apr 2012 02:45:16
The longer a High Court decision takes, the Better it traditionally is for HMRC.
And this case is going on forever.
What has leaked to the press so far makes for dire reading and almost unfathomable defense. Also the calculations of EBT liabilities, interest and fines would stretch the timing out.
If Rangers were in the clear, it would've taken a day to say so.

What "High Court" decision ?