Rangers Banter Archive May 16 2015

 

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16 May 2015 18:28:35
Saying wee Mcdonald was a Ratbag, I might just retract that after his involvement in a certain final game in 2005. Still laugh when I see the looks of torment and anguish from the tims and timettes every time tv shows a rerun of that particular Helicopter Sunday.

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16 May 2015 20:03:13
I remember it as if it was yesterday I couldn't get the time off to get up and down to the game, so got myself a taxi from soton to gosport near Portsmouth to watch it in a great Rangers bar called madelines (if your ever in the vicinity it's brilliant )the adrenaline rush when macdonald scored the first was unbelievable, I was well topped with the drink and went for a lash,as I got to the toilet the bar erupted,I turned ran back in to see what u could only describe as bedlam,the memory of that day I will happily take to my grave,and on top of that I backed motherwell at 50/1 only a fiver to win 2-1 great day,didn't back that one Tim alloy,I'm sure,thanks noddy for the jolt to an ageing memory bank.

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16 May 2015 20:58:15
Glad to brighten up your day my southern friend. Good times indeed

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16 May 2015 18:24:41
Just thinking if we get past queens and hibs we'll take on Motherwell without the wee Ratbag Mcdonald. He was apparently sent off for violent conduct at St Mirren today so am I right in saying he will miss both games?

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16 May 2015 18:55:30
What a bitter wee man you are noddy a bet big ears is glad to see the back of you everytime you go out . Why is McDonald a " ratbag "? Because he played for Celtic? Surely miller must be one as well then? But I'll bet you're singing you hypocritical wee lungs out chanting his name if he gets the goals to get you promoted . Would imagine one of the games McDonald would miss would be the last league game next week .

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16 May 2015 19:18:43
Are you and Gaz a double act or something? Not enough stimulation on your own site methinks. Skippy will be gutted if he has to miss the 2 play off games. ( violent conduct - 3 game ban, no?) If so he must dream of the chance to do us the way he did you lot in 2005. Still brings a huge grin to my face.

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16 May 2015 19:18:50
Well said Fab. For once I agree with you. Mcdonald was a fine professional , as are many other ex Celtic and Rangers players.

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16 May 2015 19:27:04
I take it you don't remember the wee Ratbag kicking Allan McGregor off the ball Nipponbear? A fine professional? Don't make me laugh!

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16 May 2015 19:48:58
Nippon during the coarse of my work and social life I have met many ex players from both sides for example ex-ranger ray Wilkins was one of the nicest guys you could hope to meet and ex-celt tommy Johnson one of the biggest Muppets you could hope to stumble across ( especially if he had a few drinks in him ) some real gents on both sides and unfortunately some really arrogant aholes as well .

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16 May 2015 21:14:17
Naismith, McGregor, Lafferty, Ness and McCabe are rat bags. McDonald played for Celtic

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16 May 2015 22:00:15
What's your point, caller?

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17 May 2015 01:14:56
Unfortunately it's the same with the fans 👆.

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17 May 2015 09:42:56
Oh your true colours are coming out now Fab. It's amazing the size of wet fish you can reel in with a little off the cuff banter. Enjoy the game today. I'm sure you'll find a few stray moments to take in the goings on at the only show in town. And yes. WATP

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16 May 2015 17:38:41
Would rather go up by our own steam rather give them something else to gripe about

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16 May 2015 11:39:15
Who would you all like to see remain at Ibrox next season? I'm not sure exactly who is out of contract but here is a list of players I woult like to keep

Gk
Cammy Bell

Def
Darren McGregor
Zaliukus
Lee Wallace
Luca Gasporotto

Mid
Nicky Law
Andrew Murdoch
Dean Shiels
Fraser Aird
Tom Walsh
Harris Vuckic (if possible)

St
Nicky Clark

Not the biggest out squads, hopefully going to see plenty quality come in as I see most of the players on my list as merely squad players

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16 May 2015 12:18:59
Fraser aird really! can't beat a man a couldn't cross the road don't know why so many people on here think he's a decent player very average I'd get shot of him

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16 May 2015 12:32:59
Fraser aird is a good player but he's not really suited for a club like rangers where 9/10 Times we are playing against a team with 10 men behind the ball. would let him leave at a club like Motherwell or st Johnstone he could be a good player. But he is young and for every Gregg wylde there's a Ross mcormack.

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16 May 2015 13:32:47
There's the rub. thought Wylde did so well for us in 2011. especially against Celtic, where he kept their full back pinned in their own half during our games against them. and in 4-2 game at Ibrox ,he put great balls in all day. dunno what happened to him.

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16 May 2015 17:08:56
Sometimes he is great at st mirren other times he is absolutely hamed namouchi lol

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16 May 2015 19:12:19
Ashley Lambias & Leach!!!!!!!

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16 May 2015 19:20:37
I would like to see Aird in a more central role?

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16 May 2015 19:41:30
Me too. Central Park Cowdenbeath. That's about his level. Aird is a useless Friar Tuck.

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16 May 2015 21:04:25
Best comment I have ever seen buckin fastard haha

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16 May 2015 21:16:54
wouldnt keep Aird totally useless, Zaliukus is far too slow and Clark can't score goals. Think Miller has played enough games to trigger another 1 year contract so would expect him to be there. Hopefully all other players out of contract will go and we can start a fresh

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16 May 2015 21:31:22
Aird is never a Rangers player. Very ordinary

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17 May 2015 09:45:04
Tit up. A bit like Kelly, Grant and White eh?

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16 May 2015 11:07:10
was just looking at strips for grand kids for the first time for a whie all the celtic tops are dearer than ours no doubt ashley is laying the boot in

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16 May 2015 12:34:27
Puma kits are horrible to wear though very cheaply and made.

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16 May 2015 08:49:13
looks like the septic fans are crapping themselves at the thought of rangers getting promotion through league reconstruction if you listen to them coming out with their feeble excuses is pathetic in truth the thought of us gaining promotion has them running scared as we will be the only ones up for the challange the rest are only there to make up the numbers

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16 May 2015 09:02:32
Not sure about that, they are World Class remember.

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16 May 2015 09:46:21
Zodiac if the rest are just there to make up the numbers then why didn't you win automatic promotion? I'm salivating at the prospect of giving you three cuffings next season, I'd say four but on the evidence of how bad you have been this season is it definite you would make the top six? But still, if you need league reconstruction to get there then perhaps finally you will all stop bleating about SPL/SFA conspiracies and that alone would be a welcome break from the past three seasons.

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16 May 2015 11:24:26
Gosh,3 years bleating at the SFA. well it was a welcome break from the 50 odd years that Celtic were doing it,wasn't it?. Listen guys,let's get up on our own,it's in our own hands,His are beatable,and whatever Premier team lies in wait if we get there is beatable too. we don't need any favours. let the Mhanks worry about making it through the CL qualifiers. Not making top 6 won't be terminal for us. but we need to get up. it's about us,and what we do.

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16 May 2015 12:36:01
If we go up through play offs I still think there should be league reconstruction as a 12 team league is boring.

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16 May 2015 16:16:12
You are basing this on what exactly? Being totally outplayed in the semi-final , you didn't have a shot on goal remember or the fact you were 25 points BEHIND hearts in THIRD place or the fact we are 15 point clear in Scotland's TOP DIVISION. You should not be promoted through reconstruction if you make it up of your own back , like the man said we will gladly pump you three times , if not it's another year in the lower league, end of .

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16 May 2015 16:03:15
Hahahaha zodiac u havin a wee tipple for breakfast this mornin! We're runnin scared! Hahaha that's a belter! Scared of what might I ask? Scared of a team who could only finish 3rd in the championship? Scared of a team who havnt got a full time manager? Scared of a team we beat in 2nd gear a couple of months ago? your right pal The champs are shaking in they'r boots at thought of use scraping into the SPL by the playoffs or any other way use can! Hahaha.

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16 May 2015 17:10:24
Do you not think there should be reconstruction though? Let's say rangers go up would u not think more teams in the league make it a bit more exciting?

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16 May 2015 17:29:20
Yeh cee I do think there should be reconstruction if I'm honest.a bigger league would definitely make more sense! It's boring playin these teams 4 times a season! I for one thinks use will make it up via the playoffs! And I'd like to see hibs In the top league to! Just don't agree with zodiac about us running scared and garbage like that! And if I'm being honest even if use do make it up it will take use a good few years to get near us!

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16 May 2015 18:27:54
Absolutely ceex a 16 team league but I would go even further perhaps give 2 points for a score draw or a bonus point for any team who score two goals or more let's be innovate and encourage/reward attacking play , let's get people looking at our leagues with interest for the right reasons. We have nothing to lose and everything to gain. The bonus point scheme has had a tremendous effect in rugby union encouraging attacking play and try scoring, imagine teams coming to Celtic park or ibrox knowing that if they get beat 2 or 3 nil they get no points but if they attack us and they get beat 4 or 5 two they get a bonus point.

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