Rangers Banter Archive December 18 2011

 

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18 Dec 2011 23:54:24
can i just ask this question the people who are saying about two brothers doing a takeover of rangers were is the source the post is away down a bit

campbell

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I heard this rumour at a boxing night a good few months back at the thistle hotel. it was a friend of me singh who told me about the parks thing. he also told me mr singh named his son oleg after former rangers player oleg kusnetzov(spelling). lol.
j1985

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Do you think it is true

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I didnt post the original comment about parks i was just saying i heard it a while back. have no idea where the rumour has came from bit its obviously doing the rounds. have no idea of parks wealth but i imagine if anything did come of it they wpuld need a serious investor in the background. perhaps dave king. who knows??
j1985

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18 Dec 2011 23:09:53
Will Peter Pawlett be banned for dive against
hibs?

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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18 Dec 2011 22:37:18
Why do we keep on struggling at home this season? We have been scraping games. I think we maybe are to scared to attack teams at home because we maybe think the result will come without us trying defo not the case. Why do we score and always sit back that always lets other teams back into the game. I hope we pick up the pace and start attacking with intent.

Rory

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Ill tell you why, the atmosphere is absolutely shocking and it effects the players, poor Wylde was getting pelters and looked very shaky. Im not saying Edu deserves the stick but he can handle it now a bit better but a young boy getting shouted at is a disgrace

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I agree to a certain extent, I'm all for supporting the team. However I hate to see players pulling out of 50/50 challenges something our captain did a few times on Saturday.

GovanFR

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Because mccoist has no idea what his best team is. He has no idea about the midfield. We constantly have defenders playing in there and Davis is not a winger. He has to be in the middle. Think it will get slightly better with alike as he may ease Allyson choices.

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18 Dec 2011 21:50:42
EVERYONE at Rangers Football Club was saddened to hear of the death of Disabled Supporters Club secretary David Milne.

David was a member of the Disabled Club from the early 1960s, when he and chairman Bobby Campbell used to attend games at the old Ibrox in blue invalid cars.

I've met David a few times great man RIP Davie Milne.

Followfollow81

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RIP
WATP

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RIP Davie Milne, my thoughts go to his family at this time.
Those wee blue invalid cars were one my first memories of going to parkhead when we had the running track around it.
CB

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R.I.P

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18 Dec 2011 20:41:27
There is some eejit on the sceptic pages giving them stick over that kids charity they help,lets show we aren't all f*ds like him fellow bears eh?

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The "eejit" claims to be rangers fan, and claims to have spent time at ibrox yesterday discussing the thai tims! He's an embarrassment!

DazzaBhoy

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Couldnt believe it, just shows a minority is still there or is it a double agent , and what an absolute t**t people can be.. im a gers man and really think its a great thing

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Dazza don't bother about him bud. If we discuss this person he's won. That's what he wants. Rise above it.
FF81

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Good to see this guy's. That d1ck is just an embarrassing ahole. Anyway the Ed's have banned him. So goodbye to bad rubbish.
TT88

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18 Dec 2011 20:29:20
My team for St Mirren:

McGregor

McMillan Goian Bocanegra Wallace

McCulloch

Aluko Davis Bendiksen

Lafferty Jelavic

TrueBlue96

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Where's Ortiz?

Snudge

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On the plane back to where ever he came from!
TT88

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18 Dec 2011 20:15:08
Anyone else think Bartley was terrible yesterday? He gets sucked out of position really easily. I'm glad Goian will be back for the next game.

GovanFR

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I think Bartley is potentially an important England international. He's really mature for his age and is a great size and isn't a slouch pace wise. He still is obviously a bit inexperienced and I'd rather Goian & Bocanegra were at the back.

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I think Bartley is shocking, not rangers class at all. And to say he's mature for his age?
Are you mental.
@88

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If bartley is a future england international then kirk broadfoot is a world class defender. there is a reason wenger loans him out.

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18 Dec 2011 19:05:23
Heard this today, not sure if a reliable source though. Anyway, the Park's consortium will eventually lead Rangers forward, they just didn't want to take the club into administration. So, basically CW will administer this process, make a few million and then Dougie Park, and his mob, will take over! Sounds like pure p*sh to me!

Miko x

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I have heard that 2 brothers will purchase the club from cw. In the new year double park and his brother are avid rangers fans the Singh brothers could be other possibilities is this the positive news Craig whyte spoke about when he delayed the agm into the first quarter of the new year

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Heard the exact same that parks want the club,i think they would also bring back part of the board that was there....... which might not be a bad thing but will wait and see

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I still believe we will see Dave King and Douglas Park in a consortium.

GovanFR

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18 Dec 2011 18:39:25
It's Christmas time...

Rangers winning aw the time..

Miko's moaning and greeting aw the time..

There are trophies in the cabinet and 4in a row is near

It's time to rejoice In the Blue that we wear!

Merry Christmas to my fellow bears :)

BlantyreGer

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For me? Thanks darlin x

Miko

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18 Dec 2011 18:30:40
its got to be said ally is not up to the job his team formations his tactics his general demeanour says it all excuses after excuses hes not got a clue we will not win 4 in a row playing the way we do and before anyone comes on to defend him my mind is made up ally as a player top man as a manager sorry but no. mr makenzie

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Sorry Mr Makenzie but who are you to question SUPER ALLY?? and you say he uses excuses, what for? were top of the league and going for 4 in a row

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Are we playing any different football that won us the league for the past 3 years under walter? dont think so!

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18 Dec 2011 17:49:48
Why is it so easy for other team to pass their way through the Rangers team? The midfield gets dragged all over the place when teams start passing the ball about them. Lee McCulloch was like a lost boy in the middle of that park when he came on. They better buck their ideas up before next wknd never mind the 28th. I am more feart of St Mirren than Celtic.

We better hope Neil Lennon doesn't play young Forrest against Whittaker on the 28th or we are in for a torrid viewing.

£20k a week to perform like that?! Craig Whyte should get shot for sanctioning such a ludicrous deal!!!!

TonyTheGer

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Forrest plays right wing and Whittaker plays right back. Samaras will rip Whittaker a new ar*ehole though!

Bring on the 28th!

DazzaBhoy

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DazzaBhoy thats brilliant!!

Raab

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I was aware of that DazzaBhoy, but Whittaker being inept in defending against players with quick feet and pace, I wouldn't be surprised if Lennon is contemplating exploiting the muppet with the pace and quick feet of Forrest...

TonyTheGer

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Samaras couldn't rip a wet daily record apart

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Whittaker might not be playing well atm, but to say samaras will rip him is the funniest thing ive heard all year.

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DazzaBhoy Samaras really? Is he the hero now?

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He' way better than Aluko will ever be!

DazzaBhoy

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People on bbc site today saying he is new messi haha

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Tade ripped Whittaker apart on Saturday, if he can Sammy certainly will.......think back to Jan last year!

DazzaBhoy

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18 Dec 2011 17:07:59
Evening Percy's,
Easy today for the Celts with some exciting, slick, attacking football!

"What's that?", I hear you ask - well, it's the opposite of the muck McChins serves up at Castle Darkness!

We're on the way back, you lot must be dreading the 28th because we're going to bum-poke your sorry-ass team! lol

Miko x

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Hopper doing his usual and getting a lucky tap in from 2 yards. and ki scoring a cut back that the keeper helped in. Hardly a world class performance against st johnstone. cant wait for aluko to rip your crappy defence apart.

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Oh you lot are in for a kickin!!! ;)
CB Hail Hail

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How many tap-ins did your all time record goalscorer have to his credit?as for aluko,do you expect him to get shot in the box again?2 match ban perhaps?remember the sfa have an agenda against rangers....or is it celtic the sfa have an agenda against,maybe im just paranoid,am i?

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Aye i'm bricking it over Aluko!! I remember how he would cut the Celt's defence open for the Mighty Aberdeen!!LOL
CB

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Haha with that pathetic defence? Dont make me laugh!

Raab

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Your defence looked pathetic yesterday Raab. Inverness should have scored three or four! Mckay should have scored when he rounded mcgregor, hayes should have scored when wallace cleared off line and as for the offside "goal" that was a gift for you's!

And as for our defence we have had clean sheets in our last 4 SPL games! You worry bout your own team!

DazzaBhoy

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Yep Dazza, I've nothing to add to that!

Miko

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DazzBhoy,
.....and what of the "offside goal"? It was offside LMAO. What about all the chances Rangers had? Rangers created more chances than ICT.

......and as for your defence, still conceded a lot more than Rangers'

TonyTheGer

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Aluko scored a screamer of a 1st time volley into celtic when he played for aberdeen check it on youtube ;). and boyd scored numerous free kicks from 25-30 yards for us and some brilliant goals, any one remember the volley he had against partick thistle a couple seasons back? id like to see hooper score a goal like that!

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Tony the goal was not offside son, i watched it on TV and seen a few angles......check sportscene tonight son!

Our defence has conceded 0 in the last four games, and thats without K. Wilson, Izzy Matthews and M.Wilson!

DazzaBhoy

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We have lost 9 goals in league this season celtic have lost 18 haha

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We've lost 14 moron. Plus we have scored more!

DazzaBhoy

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18 Dec 2011 16:02:47
Guys for me the worry is the form of many players who even if they have a bad game are in team the following week.

After watching yesterday I thought that bartley, wylde, whittaker, edu should all be dropped next week.

I would play the following team at st mirren:

Mcgregor
Broadfoot Goian Boccanegra Wallace
Aluko Davis McCulloch Papac
Lafferty Jelavic.

Jig played well when he got on, whittaker HAS to be dropped as he is poor every week, bartley had a bad game and goian is a starter and for me aluko is a better than wylde who was poor also.

East Enclosure Loyal

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Broadfoot ain't the answer

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Please no Broadfoot. Blue4ever

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Neither is whittaker, he is awful. Kirk deserves a chance.

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Big Broadfoot always does a fine job.. i call him Mr Reliable

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If not Broadfoot or Whittaker then who?

Don't say McMillan, he has played one game and cannot be judges on that.

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Who's uglier.. Broadfoot or Whittaker? Now that's a tough one lol

Snudge

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Coming to think of it the Gers must have 1 of the ugliest teams in world football! Come on Ally get some handsome chaps signed up in the January transfer window!

Snudge

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18 Dec 2011 15:10:24
Just a wee flying visit I'm a busy man today I'm getting all Santa's toys in for him lol.
I see Tim is trying to bring me down again (WHY) have you got something against me lol. As for your post earlier about me biting. I think you've got the wrong guy. NOT once have I replyed to you or anyone else that posts things about the tax issue. I know that anyone that replys to you or any of the Celtic posters youse always say you've won or they have took the bate. You will find that it was you that took the bate the other night when I posted. Not once did I mention your name In that post but took the bate big time lmao. Since you were carp stirring the other week about me you seem to be following me about everywhere lol. My very own stalker as you would put it lol.

As for that line you posted earlier (a surprise post coming soon) when I read that I was cringing for yourself lol.

How about we call a truce Timalloy? You can apologise and we can forget about it lol. It is coming up to Christmas after all. That's me away again to do more shopping for Santa see youse later.

Ps can we all just get back to talking football and have banter about football?
From the guy that doesn't swear.
Followfollow81

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Talk about football FF81? They much prefer to talk tax, referees, singing etc. I wouldn't mind a bit of football talk on here for a while. At least until January then we can go back to transfer talk.

GovanFR

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18 Dec 2011 13:00:09
How long will we need to put up way this anti football, I thought when ally came in we would have played attacking football but he has carried on like sir Walter, apart from motherwell and Celtic games I can't think off 1 other good game in 16 league games, I know we are top but football is a entertainment and in hard times for families do u think that was worth 22 pound yesterday? Any thoughts fellow bears?

Rablam

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We don't have the players to play any other way at the moment. I'm sure Ally would love to play free flowing attacking football but it ain't gonna happen just now. I'll take a boring 3 points each week to secure the title though and I'm sure you won't be complaining when that happens.

Baybear

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Can any bear name a midfielder we could get that will open up defences and get our strikers an opening to exploit

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To baybear are you trying to say,that inverness have better players than us,there whole squad would cost about what davis earns.stop hiding poor performances,and using money as an excuse,and that performance yesterday,was utter p**h.our luck will run out, basher.

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He is right, that is what we have got at the moment. Some people need to get real, where are all the amazing midfielders we can afford? We are playing poor, but its another win. Lets just get on with it, stop complaining. Support whoever is out there, in case anyone hasn t noticed, the mhanks are not steamrolling teams week in week out either.

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18 Dec 2011 12:18:00
Whatever way we look at it selling jelavic is suicide, I think if we do sell him along with naismith being out the title is gone, ur talking 20 odd goals out the team, it may take new signing time to settle in.

Rablam

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Put it this way whyte is a business man & going from his record so far at rangers I think he will be off more so if people are intrested in him. On the back hand everyone knows rangers are skint so if they sell him for 8m whyte will want all if not at least half of it upfront so say 4m cash but out of that how much will ally get ?

Ps where does andy goram from ? Thought a say him on the train last night ?

Lenny

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No sure probably going on a Xmas night out, I heard he likes a drink only a rumour mind u. Ha

Rablam

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Andy goram stays in carluke

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18 Dec 2011 12:05:01
Farid el alagui now has 20 goals in 23 games for falkirk with two against qos yesterday!

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Looks good on paper, big step up in terms of expectation if a move were to happen though. CheltBlue

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18 Dec 2011 11:37:40
Hello all bears just coming on to say a couple of things. Firstly, when Tims like myself and others post about the Tax situation, we do so in the certain knowledge that we will get a response from all of you, and when the insults and rants (FF81 and NYTABOW you let yourselves down mates) come in we just sit back and SMILE as Mission accomplished of winding up the bears. Read the top on here it is a BANTER site and that is what we tims do best LOL

Now for a surprise, I Timalloy am calling a
"CHRISTMAS TRUCE" I will not post anything "naughty" about Rangers or the big bad Tax case for the next 10 days. Then on 28th December if Rangers win YOU give me pelters, but if Celtic win as I KNOW THEY WILL.... well watch this space. hail hail Timalloy

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Thankyou, 10 days of decent football related banter. I take it you wont be on? CheltBlue

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Nostredamus couldnae predict the 28th December, so you, as we all know, KNOW NOTHING............. I can't wait for the Darkheid Turkey shoot. Jela and Laffs will be rarin' to go by then. AndyPandy63 {Ed014's Note - Is that a prediction from you?

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Ed, I did not predict anything, but I think that after the last few weeks with one man up front, both our strikers will hopefully be fit and as I said, rarin' to go, thats all. Andypandy63 {Ed014's Note - You are predicting a turkey shoot.

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Only giving back the " banter" Ed Thats all............... AndyPandy63 {Ed014's Note - You might want to give that some work ;-)

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You think lafferty frightens anybody.

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18 Dec 2011 10:09:28
I heard a rumour that Steven whittaker thinks he's a defender.

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He's wrong ! 'Cause he's Billy Cotton !

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For gods sake give the guy a break

Snudge

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18 Dec 2011 08:07:01
Ed why is there no darts page, do you get paid for being an ed.

Oranjeboom {Ed001's Note - because it was suggested once and nobody else seemed to think it was a good idea. Not for being an editor, no, none of the editors are paid for that.}

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18 Dec 2011 07:46:52
just want to say what a wonderful performance from rangers new signing booby(top offical copywrite mr t butcher)maddan.A old firm game must await after this wonderful display booby oops sorry bobby

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18 Dec 2011 02:27:23
1 - Celtic - 13.00 fouls per booking
2 - Dundee Utd - 7.94 fouls per booking
3 - Rangers - 7.28 fouls per booking
4 - Aberdeen - 6.54 fouls per booking
5 - Motherwell - 6.44 fouls per booking
6 - Inverness CT - 6.21 fouls per booking
7 - Dunfermline - 6.05 fouls per booking
8 - Kilmarnock - 5.95 fouls per booking
9 - Hibs - 5.86 fouls per booking
10 - Hearts - 5.70 fouls per booking
11 - St Mirren - 5.29 fouls per booking
12 - St Johnstone - 5.17 fouls per booking


It's a conspiracy?

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Mate i'm a massive Gers fan and i need to say: Get a life man! FFS! Your making yourself look like a Septic fan bud!

Follow Follow

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Don't St Johnstone fans have their own page instead of coming on here complaining about how they're the victim of conspiracy theories? ;)

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Lol,still can you explain why laughable was not sent off for a second bookable running into the crowd.

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Same way as the ICT player was not sent off for the tackle on Jelavic and subsequent goal,i assume you were watching the same game

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Lol i just thought it was him being sarcastic

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18 Dec 2011 00:07:09
If Jelavic leaves, i'd like to see either Jordan Rhodes of Huddersfield or Tim Matavz of PSV Eindhoven replace him. You can google or youtube them all you want.

Providing Jelavic goes for just over Rangers' £10 million valuation of Jelavic.
Matavz would cost around £7-8 million
Rhodes around £3 million

Problem is Rhodes plays in League 1 and is also a Celtic fan to my knowledge and will probably go to a premiership team over the SPL.

Matavz would cost a lot more, but he plays in a strong league, is a proven goal scorer and I think would settle quickly, Slovenian international watched him against Northern Ireland, also has World Cup experience, i am a big admirer of his and think he is the man to replace Jelavic.

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No chance mate

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Jordan Rhodes isn't a Celtic fan.

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Rhodes is premiership bound id guess,maybe worth enquiring about but i doubt it would come to much more.tim matavz,ive got a few problems with that one,he just signed with them did he not? couldnt see him leaving.secondly,i cant see craig whyte releasing that for one player,not for a while anyway.more realistic targets would be jamie murphy or ivan trickovski.werent we looking at that guy bengston?

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We should buy tim matavz he is amazing
come on super ally buy tim matavz from psv tim matavz and jelavic up front amazing because jelavic is amazing and so is tim matavz

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We should buy tim matavz he is amazing
come on super ally buy tim matavz from psv tim matavz and jelavic up front amazing because jelavic is amazing and so is tim matavz

This post cant be real! Keep Jelavic and by Matavz? Better start collecting Irn Bru bottles then.

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Rhodes is a massive hoops fan

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Wot ? are they amazing ?

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If Jelavic stays, how would Rangers afford to buy Matavz?!

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His dad is from England came up to play for the pars, Rhodes isn't a Celtic fan he is made up to be a Celtic fan, my guess is Celtic have been told no chance and went for the guy from Portugal instead.

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