Rangers Banter Archive January 19 2012

19 Jan 2012 22:08:32
He's blue he's white his 2nd name is sh*te Marven Celik.
FF81

Ffs can we actually wait till he's on the marble stairs with our top on before we start making up songs

Haw Percy Yer chat's pure muck!

Anyways, this Celik has allegedly signed for the Rangers on the basis that he believes he can win titles with this massive club....haha, me thinks he doesn't know what he's walking into!

Another keech signing! pmsl

Miko x

SPOT on m8...marble staircase be ofski too scrappy with rest yer institution,repo man be there in few weeks,thats before the proverbial hits the fan!!!

His patter must be bad if your saying it's bad miko, cause yours is rotten

He's walking into a club that holds the record for league championships and also the club that has WON the league for the past 3 years need i say more ''o yes''
Hows the money going at Parkheed might just be running dry with all these players your buying Feck you must have three teams to pick from now

19 Jan 2012 21:17:42
Is anyone daft enough to buy a season ticket for next year before the result of the Tax Case is known ?

When renewal is due, I will renew mine.

GovanFR

19 Jan 2012 21:05:14
Not very often Celik and champions are in the same sentence, but welcome to the champions Mervan Celik.

We are the people!

Hmmm.. got a bad feeling bout celik,latest agent talk iznt definative at all.blueforyou

19 Jan 2012 20:51:30
Timalloy just for you mate;

"A New York Times article in 2002 cited a number of scientific studies of schadenfreude, which it defined as "delighting in others' misfortune." Many such studies are based on social comparison theory, the idea that when people around us have bad luck, we look better to ourselves. Other researchers have found that people with low self-esteem are more likely to feel schadenfreude than are people who have high self-esteem."
Sound familiar sunbeam but wait there's more;

"Brain-scanning studies show that schadenfreude is correlated with envy. Strong feelings of envy activated physical pain nodes in the brain's dorsal anterior cingulate cortex; the brain's reward centers, such as the ventral striatum, were activated by news that the people envied had suffered misfortune."

you really do walk into thses Timalloy but your post only proves what we always suspected, your jealous of us matey LOL

Quality, sums the guy up to a tee, I salute you sir :D

BlueS2

I love how all these unamed brave bears come out of the woodwork to attack poor little me, keep it up I LOVE it. LOL Timalloy
PS as you Ostriches keep saying to me show me your source

Timalloy is on here that much i think he wants to be a ger! just ask mate 4 in a row waiting here for you mate and great champs league nights next year to, gazza

Think the source is New York Times, or is reading another thing you struggle with. Blue4ever

Haha Timalloy you idiot! Duuuurpe!

Raab

19 Jan 2012 20:43:05
likely to happen or happened

in
celik
brozek
jaager
salihi

out
fleck
weir
mcmillan

Lets not count any poultry on celik,strange statements from agent re "agreements n medical" is he coming to see the city n maybie force another clubs hand? blueforyou

Would be sad if mcmillan went he should be our right back he goes out does his job end of whats this lad done wrong? gazza

Mcmillan will unlucky feature if rb jaager comes

19 Jan 2012 20:19:54
gers team for the weekend : picks itself at the minute bears

McGregor
Bartley Papac
Goian Bocanegra
Davis Edu
Aluko Wallace
Healy Jelavic

james rfc 1980

Will mcgregor be back?

Aw plz take out davies and edu and fire in to lads that want to go and attack the box the same as aluko and wallace do!, we should be driving over the top of the rest of theses wee spl teams more so in home games , gazza

Not sure actually, wasnt aware the injury that kept him out of the game in perth last week though was all that bad, thought it was only a knock

james rfc 1980

Why play wallace in midfield , he done ok but he aint a midfielder.

See your point gazza, would love ness and hutton to be honest with you mate, but that wont happen as we know. but davis has looked more lively in the last couple of league games so hopefully he can be more consistent from now on

james rfc 1980

Hope he gets back to form james mate butjust want the team to change from the down the left and in and down the right and in why cant we just drive right down the middle and test the keeps with a dig we always stop about 20 yards out and go ooops this is the point we am meant to pass it out right or left lol am like go on lad drive on hit a dig or put a pass into big jel, gazza

True, more shots at goal needed - davis has only scored 1 goal all season, funnily enough at home to the same team that come calling on sat so it would be a nice time for him to find the net again i would think. too many sideway passes at times, need a shoot on sight when its slow paced !

james rfc 1980

This shocking for a play maker midfield player 1 goal

Aye james hope so but heard the big man is off and radio clyde sad that hes going no matter what ? sadly our centre mids for a while have not been doing it, not to bring up the old days, but can use mind when barry and ronald played in the same time barry was on fire that season goals from right down the middle and hitting a shot testing the keeper also he was scoring free kicks for fun, ok we had ronald helping in attack but barry was barry and its been long time since then that we have played football you enjoy to see, am sorry but we played st johnston the other day we might have won but we were dire and a dont know where ally got that was 1 of the best games hes seen gers play? hope the new signing brings what i hope we are all looking for attacking football to gers. gazza

19 Jan 2012 19:57:21
I remember all the ..you tubers.. when we signed Ortiz ''The Tiger'' then Bedoya, the US boy wonder,,,,,then after all the wait.....yep! Australia's player of the year Matty McKay....that's the same trio who can't even make the bench v Arbroath...so let's be optamistic but cautious bears....remember, this new guy is a lad of 21 from a team of nobody's in a league worse than the SPL....why do i think ive seen it all before...remember! the boy who has just gone to Blackpool was billed as possibly 'the best ever' and he's younger than Celik...i would say we should maybe hold fire before we start shouting from the rooftops....then hopefully we may have found a star...

What's the bets Fleck becomes the player he should be after a decent run in the Blackpool team?

Baybear

Next adam i bet prob leave and turn into messi lol knowing our luck with the 1s that have left? to be fair but adam should have been giving his all for us aswell maybe because he was at gers it was to easy to come to work and go home, but when ur put into a team where they have nothing paying less he had something to fight for? gazza

19 Jan 2012 19:01:03
well done to neil lennon for going public about his battle with depression to raise awareness of it. in the glasgow goldfish bowl this can easily been seen an amo for idiots to mock or tease the guy. unfortunatly gary speed suffered from this n ultimatly lost his battle. hopefully this awareness campaign can prevent similar devestations like gary speed.
j1985

To the f@nny who hit the disagree button - I just hope you or a member of your family never have to suffer from this terrible condition.

Well said j1985 very well said

Lenny

Got to agree mate, well done Neil. It's a terrible thing to go through and how he's managed to be under the spotlight and deal with all the nonsense that goes with the Old Firm is beyond me.

www.actionondepression.org/support-us

Baybear

19 Jan 2012 18:22:40
Evening ostriches see you are all drooling over cellik coming over, how did you manage to persuade him? I heard Sally offered him a contract "tax free" after all NO rangers employee pays tax these days ha ha Timalloy
PS anyway we all know THE CELIC always score goals at Ibrox LOL

Utter pi5h again!

Fail Fail

Raab

Haaahaaaa chill rab.....chill

Your witty repartee never ceases to amaze me. You are truly a legend (in your own mind)

Baybear

Aye you scored two the last time you were at the home of the champions tim nice but dhim,the only problem was you got pumped for four.somr things never change mdw1872

19 Jan 2012 17:21:39
Having watched mervan celik play i think ally will stick with wallace and aluko on the wings and play celik in the hole behind jelavic as he seems to play as the second striker and he does seem to be a real bag of tricks fingers crossed this guy looks to have real talent, i will be calling him mervan though lol *ksd*

A few tricks on YouTube and he's already a rangers legend, come on give us a break

Whatever his correct position is, you can be guaranteed we won't play him there.

19 Jan 2012 16:27:43
on stv celik agrees to join the gers if this is true its a great signing. seen clips on youtube he looks to be good..coming from enniskillen id like to say good luck to big laff from his injury and hopfully andy little will get his chance soon..

Stop watching youtube....Bangura looked good on Youtube.

Ortiz looked good on YouTube

Ffs even i would look like messi on youtube doesnt mean hes a great player

Don't you mean Bangura's brother looked good on YouTube?
FF81

19 Jan 2012 16:21:23
We have signed Celik. Good signing hopefully.

He hasn't signed yet

No you havent....he has agreed in principle but hasnt put pen to paper. I still think it's pi*h..although the ever reliable Wikipedia already has him as a Rangers player.

19 Jan 2012 16:12:22
I never thought I would see the day ME shouting for Celik. Mon the Celik. Lol. Welcome to our Great Club.

Phil that £200,000 has stretched a looooooooooooooong way hasn't it lmao.

Followfollow81

19 Jan 2012 13:39:39
As the tax case roles on and everyone expecting a negative outcome, has anyone stopped and wondered what may happen if Rangers don’t have a case to answer to and don’t have to pay a penny?

IF, and i think it is a big if,we win then we still have problems to address re a 10m black hole,operating costs.obviously things would be a lot easier to steer thru.the only problem i can see is the lack of a credit line but this can be sorted if whyte has money to cover this or new investors in the wings(what i think will happen)even if we win we must learn lessons from across the city n curtail spending cz we will still have around 15-20m to clear.fingers crossed. blueforyou

What makes one think we will have new investors there were none previously

To above , if we dont have tax debt i think plenty of people would be interested, just not with a 49 mil bill round its neck

When craig first bought he said hed clear bank debt, the it was "if tax case is won" now its went all silent. I for one dont think there was any truth in it, not a penny to play with, hope im wrong though

19 Jan 2012 11:12:20
finally getting rid of davie"the best signing i ever made " Weir. at last getting rid of this expensive pensioner. hes leeched off us long enough. should never have been at rangers for 5 years never mind captain. he would have stayed to 50 if we kept giving him one year contracts. at last he can use his bus pass, take his tena pads, werthers originals, tartan blanket, blue fleece and bunnet and get back to cheshire.

I think your being harsh there mate davie weir is a legend a great captain a great player and what i say he was the big part of the reason we won 3 in a row with his solid defending and i hope one day he will come back to ibrox as part of the management one day because he is an ibrox legend there is only one David weir thanks for all the great times you brought to rangers and the fans

campbell

Must be a seltic fan or a really daft rangers fan, davie weir out heart into the team, he signed a new contract in the summer as a favour to ally so away and talk your nonsense elsewhere.

You quite finished? Now kindly go back to the runners up page. Davie Weir living legend.

Billyboy1

The same davie "expensive pensioner" weir who shut out barca, man u ?? ok we played too deep bcos of davy but look who he replaced! the man dun us proud

Away ye go ya knob. You're quite obviously a Timothy, either that or you're an uneducated plank who knows nothing about football. You're shoe size is higher than your IQ.

Gerry The Ger.

252 Games, 8 trophies, A Euro final. All started at the age of 37! I can count on 1 hand how many bad games he had. When you lack pace you need a quick brain and the ability to read the game. Weir had that, no doubt.

So take a large f*** to yourself lad, whether your a Celtic man or a Rangers man, just p!ss off!

GDog
WATP

Don't know what your agenda is pal but you are a plum!
Davie earned respect and was totally reliable.

Baybear

We all dream of a team of davie weirs!

19 Jan 2012 10:49:14
How can seltic keep finding these young guys I'm free transfers and we continue to buy old players with no sign on value, we are miles behind them off the field.

Phone Gordon smith and ask him ? We got ledley,Wilson,lugstig(sp),the pole plus a few others for free even if they have a sell on value of 1m each still money in the bank.

Another question to be asked about the board eh?

Lenny

Aluko a better player than all of those guys. I know the swedish boys gonna be class but I will be suprised if we get him. Fingers crossed.

Raab

Did you really just say that about aluko???

FPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 Jan 2012 10:14:07
mervan celik to arrive in glasgow in next few days to sign contract