Rangers Banter Archive January 01 2011

01 Jan 2011 20:58:15

Having a good laugh today .we put a load of crap on the forum and watch all the" nose content "trying to answer back with worse nonsense. they can't help but bite eh. must be virgin nerves! can anybody tell me if we, ve managed to buy off the ref yet? and have you got the special "fly into celtics net" radio controlled ball rigged?yet? maybe we won't need that! maybe walter will get interested for 15 minutes or so or maybe we could let them draw just to keep their interest alive for the rest of the season , just to show them we, re all good sports here, on the other hand they, ll probably be foaming at the mouth b4 half-time and all get sent to the stand or the team could end up with 8 men and the excuse will be(one of them anyway) the swede was not match fit but manager lennon says he, s seen enough to know freddie will be" a starr! in the run in"lot of comeadians
and think if they won we, d still get the same excuses. may the best team win on the day but you could still be waiting for it next x-mas . ps you could name santa claws as a sub .

01 Jan 2011 16:00:56

ANYONE KNOW WHERE WALLYS KNIGHTHOOD IS? MAYBE LIZZIE IS A FOOTBALL FAN & REALISED WALLY FAILED IN THE EPL, FAILED IN EUROPE, WALKED OUT ON SCOTLAND & BROUGHT ANTI FOOTBALL TO MORDOR. MAYBE SHE ISNT ALL THAT BAD AFTER ALL? BAD LUCK FOR THE GAME TOMORROW ORCS, LENNYS GONNA GET YA!
HAIL HAIL.

01 Jan 2011 14:20:02

I think that we all need a laff tae keep us happy. and we.ve got one. that even scores goals occasionally!I remember when lenin and his sidekick Thompson were players at tics they were always getting SENT OFF that's a fact. .now the powers that be have put them in charge !strange you may think. but that's where the tics conspiracy theories were born, if you didn't kick the opposing players hard enough the tics would lose the game and if you kick them too hard you get sent off. fair you would say ?all of a sudden the referees were all rangers fans. .and a certain manager encouraged it so he could make money from the tics players who might get sued by injured players from other clubs, as he was a legal beagle. part time of course, then there was the brown fiasco which led to a dutch manager being installed!who gave them a title. left after one season. couldnt trust vim. he brought with him arguably the greatest tic striker if them all henrik . .you see where this has all gone wrong for them.case closed. now its an open top bus ride round glasgow and a life time supply of cider when the boss geta the sack . .oh happy days are here again. watch yout back neil.

01 Jan 2011 13:06:32

Had to laugh at the tic fan who said oor kyle was a bit silly at times and I could, nt agree more , billy connolly said kyle was stupid but saveable! when asked about lenny he said he was unsaveable! no seriously I can't wait for the match . can't wait tae see the tics putting all their faith in those eleven young men who all have one thing in common" they are only there for the money" never mind the jersey a sort of a team spirit you can say. . lennys a big star trek fan. .thats why he has a short haircut so the fans can see his ears! boom boom there, s no any need for that. proof of the dumplins in its eating eh.