Rangers Banter Archive May 01 2013

 

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01 May 2013 23:38:36
ally at it again getting linked with players but not actually signing anyone he does even know his budget a real push to get st money in

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01 May 2013 20:20:04
Celtic FC have appologised to the UK Airprox Board after an airliner carrying 180 passengers over Scotland came within just 300ft of colliding with a UFO.
They have asked that if anyone finds Neils dummy could they please return it ASAP and have promised that he will not spit it out again. until another correct decision goes against him or his side.
GCUK

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Not exactly Mr current relations are you mate? I think you'll find after getting clamped by the David Brent patter from NL, Kenny Sheils is spitting the dummy out today. Apparently we are Paranoid Fc but in the same breath he's claiming we run the show and hold influence over the judicial panel. Pathetic! Nae chat, nae banter, nae sense of humour, nae brains.

3 days ago, your joke was a belter though lol

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01 May 2013 23:22:21
Aw come on @1. I'm a celtic fan and even I had a wee chuckle at that. Gbnl

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I'm with you #2. Gave me a chuckle, it's a banter page after all. #1 clearly suffers from the same gutter press induced malady as a lot of fans- takes everything to do with their club too seriously. HH Joe

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Ha Mr current relations lol. The story about the UFO broke yesterday same day as my post. Better phone air traffic control and tell them to keep an eye oot for your dummy too lol.
I was going to have a go because you didn't leave a name then I realised you did "nae chat, nae banter, nae sense of humour, nae brains". Big name but each to their own lol
GCUK

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Rangers fc have today apologized to airprox uk, after an aeroplane nearly collided with a ufo.
They ask if you see me charles greene at such a height again spouting more hot air, just ignore him. he's a balloon.

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The report said the object was blue and yellow and silvery. I just thought, ‘Aw naw’ because that was the colour of Billy’s remote control shark.
Ffs

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01 May 2013 19:07:17
Cristian Trombetta is on trial with Rangers, most likely will sign. Cribari mark II

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Can't see his signing. Usual, ok u look good kid, here's the ridiculous offer. Lad walks away laughing.
Ibrox media release. Could not agree terms. Lol.

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What happened to the 3 guys from ecudour that were signing

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Pesonally i'm be worried by this suggested signing! A 6 foot 4 inch left back who's only played 90 odd games in his whole career at 26 years old. 30 odd of those games in the 3rd tier of Argentinian football (Primera B Metropolitana) and only 34 games in the last 4 seasons. 2 games in the whole of 2012. This transfer is an absolute nonsense. This guy is a no one, but because he's argentinian the club think we will buy into this sh*te. If anyone at the club was in touch with what the supporters want they would be looking at Nicky Clark, Lyle Taylor, Nicky Law, Michael Higdon, Tom Hateley, Connor Newton of St. Mirren etc. Players who are tried and tested in the scottish leagues.

I'm worried because the only reason we would have Ally parading this guy (when he's only on trial aswell) is to give the fans the impression things are ok when they are not. A 6 foot 4' left back who's only played in the climates of Argentina, Mexico and Portugal for the second division of scottish football. This is embarrassing.

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@2. Greens Moonbeams

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@ #3,

He is 6'1" not 6'4". Yes he's has played a handfull of games but played enough games to get a winners medal for the Argentinian premeria closing stage in 2012, not 2 games as you said. From what I have seen he has had a falling out with his manager in Mexico, it happens here a lot and players are still good enough for other teams and have no problems. He must be good enough to go from 3rd division in Argentina to Portugal and then straight to Argentinian premeria.

what is more important is why we are looking at him does it not make you think Wallace will be away or hopefully moving to left wing.

Heed

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@5/ Your post could have been about Cribari. That hardly worked out did it?

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He's 6 foot 4.

Wikipedia 1. 92m (6ft 4)

a web site 1. 92m

World football. net 6ft 4

ESPN fc player stats 1. 92m

Transfer Market.com 1. 92m

Footballzz. co. uk 1. 92m

I don't recognise half of these sites but that would be because no one else knows who he is. But I can tell you I would take my information from the beano let alone these first 6 sites I found before the daily r*cord or the s*n.

This transfer is a joke.

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Fn left back is the last position we need to strengthen, do our management team actually think about the team overall and how any signings would fit into our squad before they bring players in

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01 May 2013 18:57:35
Evening news tonight Ally parading an Argentinian like he's just signed, but only on trial.
When will Ally realise his own mistakes? Foreign internationalists from warm countries isn't what is needed in Div3 and Div2. Did he not learn anything this season?

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He's not an internationalist. Never played for Argentina.

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Lol he's never played in the top teir of argentina never mind the argentina sqaud

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To the tube who said Cristian Trombetta has never played in the top division, probably best to do some research before posting some of your dribble. He has played for Tigre and Arsenal De Sarandri both in the Argentinian premier division. Proof they won the primera division closing stage in June 2012.

Heed

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This is what its like when your club is near rock bottom. You see newspaper hoardings proclaiming "I've signed the new Baxter/Cooper/Jinky/Henrik" and it turn out to be something like this or a young player who is in the reserves team signing an extension on their contract.

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The guy has played 90 odd matches/ under 50 starts in 6 years. He's an absolute no one. The fact its so hard to find information that's not conflicting or incorrect is a testament to how obscure this transfer is. Of course i'm taking into consideration its a free transfer and its to play Scottish 2nd division but why a south american who won't be used to the climate, style of football or understand what playing for Rangers is all about? Why not proven domestic players who would absolutely jump at the chance to play and give there all for Rangers. Its just reeks of trying to sign a fancy named foreigner from a country with a footballling pedigree to excite the fans and sell season tickets. To someone without a clue it would sound like an astute business technique but in reality you get a temperamental south american money grabber freezing his chuckies off and struggling to cope with the kick and rush style and pace of the game. And that's before you talk about the pitches come the winter months. Do the see Cribari as having been a success? Is that why the sudden penchant for south americans?

Its like watching an 11 year old on a computer game trying to sign players for Rangers with no transfer money. Panama, Argentina, Ecuador, Honduras. Farcical.

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Great scouting system you have! Why have Murray Park?

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Murray Park is a training facility, not a youth academy. Never has been. Probably would be better of selling the property.

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01 May 2013 13:34:33
The last home game of the season is our last chance to make our voice heard before all the financial wranglings that will no doubt come, so how about a boycott on all club match day sales ie programmes etc? just an idea since money rules their world you never know.

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Only a non Bear would suggest such a boycott. Thanks for your opinion though. I have no doubt that more headlines of the negative variety will appear in the coming weeks.

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Are you serious?

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Great idea. let's starve the club of income, that way when we can't make as many signings as we need during the summer we can blame the management and directors! Genius.
GCUK

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02 May 2013 11:20:48
Personally I think they should starve Ally of his wages. At a moment when report after report are telling us how obese we are in Scotland I don't think he's setting an example. He was once a pin-up boy but now he's shockingly overweight - even a grizzly bear couldn't get his arms around Ally's waist. And with that reported salary and bonus of his, he could be spending time in the gym, doing yoga and eating healthy foods.

So come on Ally, do the right thing. You know its all for everyone's best interests.

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Haven't posted for a while because I thought things were settling down. But they are not - things are getting worse.

From what I've read, there is nothing to suggest that other companies with "Rangers" in the title that have Green as a Director are subsidiaries of the club. Therefore, as it stands at the moment, none of us knows if any of the income from the sales of replica strips, to match day programmes, to pies and bovril, actually goes into the club!

All I can see going into TRIFC is ST money and maybe some shares money - but yet again, none of us knows just how much that is!

The total lack of transparency is extremely worrying. If there is plenty money in the club, then it would be a simple matter to tell us all how much.

I am worried that there is little money left. I am worried that another period of Administration is not too far away.

I sincerely hope I am wrong.

Good Luck, Good Bears,

Gerry

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01 May 2013 13:05:32
Regardless of nonsenses with green and Whyte and deeds and ownership, I believe money is presently the critical factor for survival. We were told in the January interim account statement that £2.4m was being spent every month. Well at first May that's £9.6m spent since December, plus £2m went to SDM for car park, plus there were about £2m footballing debts settled, plus there were business debts and fines to sort. Aparently there's Directors, management and playing staff bonuses for Winning div3 and compensation due for Green and Ahmad. There's also substantial legal fees.

The concern is that its share money paying for all this, hence even a fully taken up season ticket sale will only get the club through a few months of next year.

Fans need to see the P&L and balance Sheet. A statement needs to be made.

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Totally agree. rangers have been treated like a cash cow by the people there, and that includes mccoist and co as well. it's not enough just to hold up some shiny folders and say everything is fine. when this so called independent internal enquiry is finished, will the whole report be published, or just selected parts? dave & hugh

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There are real problems ahead. green has structured things very cleverly. Look at all the different companies covering every aspect of the club, he is a director of them all. Ashley owns 49% of merchandising as well. They would demand a fortune to release these back to club. Other than season tickets where is the income coming from?

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If you don't go to games or buy merchandise trfc will once again go bust!
They have you buy the short and curlys your choice is to go back into admin start all over and hope someone trustworthy. picks up the pieces and the conmen get heehaw!
Or suck it up and forever be unable to compete with celtic again as all the revenue raised by trfc will disappear into the conmens pocket and not invested because you'll be renting for ever more

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A club with the fan base the size of rangers should never find themselves in financial difficulty. Too many people taking a wage at the moment a total clear out is needed. People that know how to run a profitable company should be brought in. I read constantly about rangers men being brought in who know what it rangers is all about. What are rangers all about because for at least the last 2 years it's failed miserably. Starting off again in div 3 was a great opertunity to start afresh seems lessons aren't being learned

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@3. are you nuts! they don't have us by the short and curlies, we do! my best hope is for bdo to wipe out the sales, and sell us to the highest bidder. failing that, i'd want the shares to collapse, so that these people get as little as possible. I would like to think that the article that mr mccoll gave about why he had to save rangers would mean something. dave & hugh

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@5, "People that know how to run a profitable company should be brought in. "
His name was Bill Miller and the fans didn't like what he was proposing to make the business profitable.
Al

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Green and Ahmad have got out for self preservation cause the crap is going to hit the fan shortly on numerous serious issues.
I cannot see Stockbridge staying long.
He appears to have assumed the short term mantle of spinner instead of Green.
Is there links between SDM and M Murray?

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@5) the sales could be wiped out but the assets sold individually. The story from D&P that they assets had to be sold together was lies.

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@5) Nice bit of compassion for your fellow bears though. They support the club by buying shares, some of them for a second time, but you want to see them collapse. Are YOU nuts?

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@9 fans and small holders of shares sell now and take a small loss and invest back in RFC much later - this leaves green and co with a shareholding no one wants to buy.

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01 May 2013 10:26:41
Why don't we have fans representatives on the board. They could be chosen through a ballot of season ticket holders.

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Are you mad? Then they'd hear the truth.
This club investigation into green, Ahmad links to Whyte is a red herring everyone knows the links and agenda. It's just the club pretending it doesn't.

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Aye. Include too many folk and expect them all to keep the dignified silence, you run the risk of the truth reaching the ordinary punter in time for them to do something about it.

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01 May 2013 08:25:30
celtic say they will replace any broken seats at firhill from any of their unused seats at parkhead. by all accounts firhill will now have a 45 000 capacity!

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That doesn't make any sense. how could we damage 45,000 seats at firhill,
i can see what you were going for. but massive failure . shammy

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No 1. Lighten up. It's called a sense of humour. Try and find one.

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30 Apr 2013 23:19:15
see we have sold out on saturday hope the players don't let us down and give us a special performance that's well over due fans have been terrific now time to give us sumthing back our manager needs to start changing his signing policy of 28 plus players he has one last chance to get this right this summer if not then he has only got himself to blame and should leave I personally think he should go now and let the club rebuild before he signs any more duds on high wages I hope he proves me wrong just can't see it

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Maybe it is just me but for us to be supposedly losing fortunes every month and Ally wanting millions to rebuild I did not think it would take a genius to work out we need to cut our wage bill not increase it. We can only do that by selling some of the big earners and bringing in new young talent for pennies. If you were Cribari etc would you leave? Ally was stupid enough to pay big bucks for a diddy so he will sit there and take his money until the end of his contract as will the others. Would not be surprised to see no investment, it is the only thing that makes sense to keep us afloat! Unfortunately "Murray Park" does not seem to be producing any talent capable of playing at any great level and that lies with Walter, Ally etc. Need new management team to take the club forward or we will waste more money on older players who pretend to love the club but realise it would be their last big pay day.

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At the start of the season Ally should have been told youth was the only way to get the club back on track. It might have taken a few years longer to return to the spl but the club would have been getting stronger every year. If he did not agree he should have been shown the door and a good coach with a track record in bringing young players through brought in. Without cost cutting 4 new players on 5 thousand a week is another £1 million a year. this has to stop!

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Why is Ally the only one who doesn't understand this? also how come he always understands the fan concerns over boardroom matters yet blatantly ignores our concerns over his signings, tactics, formations etc?

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30 Apr 2013 22:59:29
Lorenzo Amoruso in today's Evening Times.

"What people have to remember is that although Rangers will be in the Second Division they will still be competing in two cups and that one of these, the Scottish Cup, will offer the chance at European football. "

Erm that'll be a no, Lorenzo. I don't know if Bert Mitchell is intentionally making him look an person or is too poor at his own job to point out the flaw in the great "spend, spend, spend" model circa 2013 but I'm afraid that ain't happening big man.

Gaz

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You have to have 3 years of accounts to be allowed to play in Europe by UEFA, we can't even manage 1 year of accounts.

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30 Apr 2013 22:02:43
Evening guys was wondering if someone can clarify something for me.
If Craig Whyte was found to have mislead ticketus in funding the rangers takeover and that is illegal, surely then using that money to fund the take over renders his claim to be a director of sevco nul and void as he gained control by illegal means. Any thoughts

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It does not affect his claim to be involved with sevco5088 at all.

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No it is irrelevant. Sevco 5088 was separate company entirely with no link when formed to the old RFC companies

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Yes I hope your right, and BDO sell to the highest bidder, start again, its the only way forward get rid of all the s**** that's circling Ibrox, whyte and green are just parasites, BDO are our only saviors now, just wish they would hurry up, before green tries to offload his shares

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In all honesty I don't know anymore mate. Whilst your point makes perfect sense I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't anywhere near as straightforward as that. Sure it would be different if it was you or I that had lied to obtain credit and spent it on a fancy motor though! or bumped the taxman! Funny thing is, I'd be trying to keep a low profile in a similar situation whereas these chancers are all up in the papers having the brass neck to be taking folk to court etc. unbelievable!. The rich get richer right enough!

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Actually it would jeopardise the sale by Murray to Whyte and subsequently the sale to the Green Consortium, whose "exclusivity" was financed by Whyte. IT's a madhouse.

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Sounds about right to me buddy, although i'm no expert ( I expect you will get a reply from an expert from the east very soon, his initial is G btw, ),, the google eyed rat is in deep with ticketus, and it could spill over to us as well, they have him by the balls, hopefully itl end up with him in jail for a long time,, I agree with you, I would expect his takeover to be fraudulent, at least, and hopefully the ticketus case will be corporate theft,. Tommyblue

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See that's the difference between me and you Tommyblue, I don't say "I'm no expert" and then write nearly another 4 lines on the subject. I write either facts or suggestion and don't go in for the part Columbo, part Rumpole that some of you think you are very capable at.

Gaz

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I don't think that that Ticketus are claiming that they were mislead anyway. They are just claiming what they are due and Whyte is, apparently, personally liable. The problem is that he is contesting that he personally, has a claim to the assets. Ticketus have an interest in him winning that claim. It's no coincidence that the chairman of the company who are taking on Whyte's claim against Green et al is also a director of Ticketus parent company.

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How does this keep getting misunderstood. Craig Whyte didn't use Ticketus money to buy rangers, he bought rangers for £1 and as far as I know that £1 was from his own (ahem) wealth. Now I never trusted the guy from the beginning but there's no way anyone could contest he didn't have the funds (£1!) to buy the club.

He used the ticketus money to pay off the lloyds debt, why does this get glossed over- it was the bank that demnaded repayments were made, 90% of clubs in spl have multi million pound debts but it was only us that were made to pay back such a huge amount.

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And why would they not demand their money back? 18m to a bust company is a large sum to have out there, especially with the well documented troubles of the SDM empire. You keep going on about Lloyds, but you guys are lucky they got paid off. I guarantee they would have security over the assets and if they called it in you wouldn't be going now. Anyone care to disagree? Aberdeen might have large debts (not sure which bank though) but Stewart Milnes business' are vastly different from SDM, hence the bank may be more relaxed. i'm astonished you keep pointing the finger at the bank. They would taken the whole lot off youvand not stood for any D&P nonsense. Frankly astonished that you all can't see that.

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BDO is only the answer if someone would be willing to pay the fair market value for the assets. My fairest guess would be around 30 million. The problem that would exist is if HMRC win the final appeal then we would be liable.

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I do not get it, how much did it cost him again?

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FFS. See all this "sold for a pound" nonsense, that was just to elicit sympathy for Murray, like he walked away seriously out of pocket. He got £18m pound of debt cleared. The club was bought with £18m and one of the fans' money

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