Rangers Banter Archive August 28 2010

 

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28 Aug 2010 21:51:50

Lets get it straight here:
rangers have no more money to spend on players. so that means we canny bring more in. :(

28 Aug 2010 21:48:29

ADEBAYOR?? come on IF robbie keane to celtic is outrageous, WHAT IS ADEBAYOR TO RANKERS? typical deluded knuckle draggers, castle grey skull couldnt find his wages, you can't even give miller a rise. stick to your broadfoot & your weirs & struggle against the killie. 24/10/2010 is fast approaching. its judgement day & lennys waitin. be affraid, be very affraid. treble is on & lenny the lurgan legend is bringin the treble home. wally will turn out the lights at castle greyskull at the end of the season & the for sale sign will be put back up. ali the fat apprentice will be on the dole. the grass is greener in paradise & keanos comin home. hail hail.

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28 Aug 2010 20:38:58
Even if Boughera stays we still need to bring in another Defender, because Websters always injured, Weir is 40, and Boughera went missing so much last season I was starting to think he was Lord Lucan.

cheers!

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28 Aug 2010 19:38:53
Adebyor is cup tied and can't play in the Champions League for exactly the same reason as Jevalic

28 Aug 2010 19:32:27
"28 Aug 2010 18:59:55
I work at ibrox park ( can't give specifics ) but i was asked by a smartly dressed older gentleman were do club scouts go to pick up tickets.
he had a geordie accent.
sometimes 2 + 2 = 4
looks like we may lose another player before window closes, heading to englands north east."

LIE!
The scout's tickets would be bought in advance , and why would a scout go to a different place from normal fans?
Considering there is only one place in Ibrox that fans/scout's or anyone else for that matter can buy tickets? THE TICKET OFFICE!

I KNOW THIS IS A LIE , BUT I HOPE IT ISNT , BECAUSE ONLY THE TEAM IN WHITE WOULD HAVE GOT A GOOD REPORT!

NEWCASTLE AINT GETTING BOUGHERRA , DAVIS OR MILLER! BELIEVE THAT! !

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28 Aug 2010 18:45:34
Adebayor! ha hhahaahhaahahha.

are you havin a kyle! Laffenstock!
NEED A LOAN? FAST CASH? ?
youve seen the ads! Oh SORRY you probably havent, coz the good guys at BrightHouse came round and took your telly away. . . . . . . Rangers fc 1873 ' Aye Tappin'
Bhrydo Bhoy. . . . . . . .Manager at BrightHouse!
not really! !

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28 Aug 2010 18:04:47
TOP OF THE LEAGUE

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

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28 Aug 2010 17:25:09

Brydo Bhoy

3 reasons why you should choke yourself :

1. Your parents are siblings
2. Any similarity between you and the human race is purely coincidental
3. THERE IS NO TIMS IN EUROPE!

You ran out of rumours to use on the timothy page?
Afterall , everyone knocks you lot back , no pulling power !
Or is it just jelousy , the reason your here ?

I bet your a wee ginger fat kid from nowhere near Glasgow , and never stepped foot in parkhead!

Keep acting the hardman behind your computer screen wee man!

AND LAY OFF THE BRIDIES!

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28 Aug 2010 17:04:24
GOOD 3 POINTS TODAY :

Expect all home games to be like that this season , Kilmarnock and St Johnstone both playing with 7 defenders , hard to break down but we got their in the end!

Jelavic coming on woke the fans up.

Lets see how the smelly side cope tommorow !

CMON YOU GERS!

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28 Aug 2010 15:16:39
All jokeing aside. . .is it just me or do you good decent rangers fans spit out yer half mouthfull of mince and totties when you see Dean Windass trying to report back a goal/incident in whatever game hes at. . . . . . . .im sorry, but he looks and sounds like a jakey at euston station.

Bhrydo Bhoy. . . . .only havin a laugh

28 Aug 2010 15:09:35
Any truth in rumours linking adebayor with a move up to ibrox on loan if city get zlatan. apparantly he is good friends with weiss and fancys a crack at the champions league and gaurenteed first team football


haha best laugh if i have ever seen it ha

if u are gulible to belive that that ul believe this messi is havin medical right now with a view to a free transfer

daviebhoy08 .

28 Aug 2010 14:58:43
Brokeback Stadium looks more or less like an extension of an old tenement flat. . . .which is very appropriate , as you lot are going backwards! !

Bhrydo Bhoy. . . . . .High and very Mighty! !

28 Aug 2010 14:52:25

For every £5 spent at Celtic Park , ill spend a tenner! Murrays words, not mine. . . . . . .so is he rakin about bins lookin for gingy bottles now. . .i was gonny say on his knees. . but that would be poor taste. . . . on his wheels!

Bhrydo Bhoy. . . Never walkin Alone! !

28 Aug 2010 14:47:26
1. yes, iam destroying whats ever left of your minds. . because you replied. . .IDIOT!
2. (ed, your right to be wary of utrecht, however Liverpool should be too good in the end.)
3. i love bridies. . .dont you. . . .oh sorry i forgot. . you lot don't get hot food. . .cold water and a dry pot noodle. . . .

Bhrydo Bhoy. . . . . .eatin well!

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28 Aug 2010 14:41:53

If you hear a rumour about Adebayor coming to Ibrox , please gonna just ingore it. . it surely isn't a Rangers fan that's posting this dross , good friends with Weiss lol , i doubt Adebayor even knows the lad. . .
PATHETIC rumours , TOTALLY unbelievable!

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28 Aug 2010 14:32:35
What sort of wages would adebayor want to come. can't beleive he would come up here.

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28 Aug 2010 14:05:40

ED , that difference is , Liverpool have a strong side , a side capable of going away from home and getting points , CELTIC ARE AWFUL , and Liverpool will pish on Ultrecht !

Also heard Liverpool want Wolfswinkel , truth ? {editor's note - I hope you are right. There is interest in Rocky, but I don't know if we will bid for him or not.}

28 Aug 2010 13:43:49
Its miller time.

a wee catchphrase that wee will hear round about . 12 times this year in papers. and that's because its absolute bonkers that hes going.
1.he is loving life at rangers
2.wife/kids/family in general all hear.
3.at his age in regarding his shins and knees hes maybe got 2/3 years at the most and will probably Finnish with us or another Scottish team
4.hes been down south and did all that,
5.derby paid him his highest wages wich was £24k and at rangers he gets abt £15k. and even tho hes a horse of a player in terms of pace and working. a doubt he wid get more than £25k down south so there would be no need to move
6. jst a wee extra thing . rangers massive club , he loves walter and ally . and the player runs the spl . champ league to


RS1

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28 Aug 2010 12:57:39

MAN U 6 PEOPLE 0. . . . . . .

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28 Aug 2010 12:34:40
28 Aug 2010 00:08:14
Just letting a few followrs know

1. Rangers are skint. . . .
2. you will not make a single penny from europe
3. you, like youre strip. . is looking backwards! !
4. watch and shoot, watch and shoot.!
5. (sir) walter. . . . .dont make me laugh!
6. Hail Hail, Faithful through and through!

forever yours
Bhrydo Bhoy. . . Destroying their minds. . 4 a laugh! !

TELL BRIDIE BOY YOU KNOW , INVERNESS IS AS FAR AS YOU'LL GO , YOU WONT NEED YOUR SHADES , YOUR BUCKETS OR SPADES , YOU'LL JUST NEED A SLEDGE FOR THE SNOW!

YOUD BE BETTER SUPPORTING FORFAR YOU BRIDIE EATING CELTIC FAN WANNABE

ULTRECHT WHO? ?
7TH IN THE DUTCH LEAGUE LOLOL
QUITE A SAD INDIVIDUAL IF YOU THINK YOUR DESTROYING OUR MINDS , YOUR A SAD LITTLE BOY WITH NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO BUT A PIE AND BOVRIL AT THAT SH!TE HOLE YOU CALL A STADIUM! IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN THAT IS!

CHEER UP NEIL LENNON , YOU'LL ALWAYS WALK ALONE , LONER!
BETTER OFF WITH KEITH LEMON , AFTERALL , YOU DO LIKE THE GINGERS , NOW GET OFF MY PAGES YOU SCAB!

WATP FTP!

RFC#1 {editor's note - please don't make jokes about how bad Utrecht are, Liverpool have to play them yet and I am dreading them turning us over! Hopefully they are crap though, but until then superstition is worrying me!!}

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28 Aug 2010 00:08:14
Just letting a few followrs know

1. Rangers are skint. . . .
2. you will not make a single penny from europe
3. you, like youre strip. . is looking backwards! !
4. watch and shoot, watch and shoot.!
5. (sir) walter. . . . .dont make me laugh!
6. Hail Hail, Faithful through and through!

forever yours
Bhrydo Bhoy. . . Destroying their minds. . 4 a laugh! !

27 Aug 2010 23:02:30
Ill CELEBRATE NOTTS FOREST 2 BIG MASSIVE STARS TILL THE DAY I DIE. . .VILLAS TOO, FOR THESE STARS ARENT DISHED OUT WILLY NILLY, NOT LIKE A NOW DEFUNCT TOURNAMENT LIKE THE CUP WINNERS CUP. . . .A TOURNAMENT DEEMED BY UEFA TO BE IRRELIVENT. . . .CLOUGH . LEGEND, SHANKLY LEGEND, STIEN LEGEND, SMITH. . . . .WHO? ? ARE YOU SURE? ?

FOREVER YOURS. . . . BHRYDO BHOY. . . LEGEND

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