Rangers Banter Archive October 28 2011

28 Oct 2011 22:55:19
My team for tomorrow;
McGregor
Whittaker Goian Bocangera Papac
Edu Davis McCulloch Lafferty
Naismith
Jelavic

GovanFR

I really hope Matt McKay isn't going the way of Kerkar, I thought he looked a good player.

McGregor
Whittaker Goian Bocanegra Papac
Naismith Davis Edu Wallace
Jelavic Lafferty

With wee Wylde on the bench to come on with his pace later on in the game to give us a different dimension.

WATP

My team for tommorow
mcgregor
whittaker goian boconegra papac

lafferty Davis edu Wallace

Naismith jelavic

bench
bedoya
mculloch
healy
weir
McMillan
fleck

The under 21 rule is stupid - if your good enough your old enough regardless, we have people sat on that bench that wont get on ever.

I agree with your selections but I know that Ally will have his pal Broadfoot on the bench and will make sure he comes on, once again.

28 Oct 2011 22:10:56
alright my fellow bears how are yous today am a bit gutted a wont be able to watch the football tomorrow as my maw and DA are getting married and am best man so am nervous never even been to a wedding before never mind going to my maw and DA wedding anyway need to think of a speech to say so wish me luck with that

rangers to win 3-0 tommorow

campbell

Good luck for your speech tomorrow. I am going with 1-0 Rangers, I expect a tough game.

GovanFR

Cheers mate

Sheep 0-6 Champions

Simples.

28 Oct 2011 21:31:44
ED014 lets end with a wee smile
The Scottish Siamese Twins have named their autobiography .. OOR WULLIE ha ha LOL (this time lots of laughs) Timalloy

Quality :-)

A Rangers fan must surely have told you that one Timmy .. far to humorous for the dark side, thanks for sharing ....

28 Oct 2011 20:10:56
Seriously bears, I was at an Bankers Conference, but sadly a dyslexic sign writer misspelled it and put a "W" instead, 200,000 Rangers fans turned up LOL Timalloy

The wanna be Miko is at it again. Miko fails every time so work out for yourselves what Timalloy does.

Pressed the wrong button their ed. The other name you go by (miko) and the rest of them. When you start making fun of people with illnesses that's when you have got to stop. You said you will say a prayer for Tony's nephew then at the end of your post you put lol. That is sad. Listen bears this is when we should just ignore these sad people that get fun slagging people with illnesses and being I'll. Don't reply to any of them. Tiaj {Ed014's Note - Tim puts LOL at all his post,I would never wish any harm to anyone you idiot.Do you want alll our e-mails to prove we are different people or are you that thick you wouldn't get it either Mark WATP????????? Boo hoo someone kidded on it was me the other week, you liar.}

Cheers ED014, I was genuinely wishing Tony's nephew good luck, I meant it when I said I would say a prayer for him, LOL can also mean lots of "love" I also wished Gerry the Ger good luck also we all enjoy banter but most of us know when to draw the line, sadly illness affects us all and this is when simple human kindness comes in, not going to say any more saddened some people question my intentions Timalloy {Ed014's Note - You were fine Tim, some of the Rangers posts have been shocking and sick.

Yep, Tim is genuinely concerned for the boy's welfare, I can vouch for him in that regard. I think I can speak for all hoops fans in wishing him a speedy recovery - all windups aside!........Miko

Timalloy I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread in the supermarket the other night..But on closer inspection I found that it said THICK CUT..

Did i stumble across timalloys youtube account the other day? Timalloyrebelbhoy i think it was. A video of an old firm riot lol. If its not him my bad :) CheltBlue.

28 Oct 2011 19:09:53
Evening bears just to prove I don't always talk about tax case on here, enjoy these .......
What do you call a Pregnant Rangers Fan?
A Dope Carrier!
What do you call a Rangers fan with Half a Brain
Gifted!
How many Rangers fans does it take to stop a runaway HGV Lorry?
Never Enough
Thought I would give you all a Smile before Taxmen Cometh LOL Timalloy

Ooft, that's not very PC, lol........Miko

We're laughing at you, not with you.

4 in a row, obsessed weirdos.

How do you no a tim is looking through your key hole? you can see both his eye's!

badboybob

Hi timalloy thought Id give you a laugh before the men with the white coats and big butterfly nets come along tae scoop yi up and carry ye aff tae carstairs holiday home for ailing septic fans ..

How many celtic defenders does it take to have a clean sheet - we'll never know

The only clean sheets in timalloys house are yellow and of course as frank zappa says-Tim dont eat the yellow snow at christmas..lol

28 Oct 2011 16:25:56
whats going on with matt mackay? just seen squad for 2mora and hes not in it again

Ally said in the press confrence theres no room for him becaause of the under 21 rule

gazza 72

No McKay but there is room for Broadfoot please Ally explain that one.

Because broadfoot can play all across the back four and ross perry has a injury

Can play?? Ok Ross Perry is injured, he wasn't the previous weeks and Broadfoot still made the bench. Also came off the bench against St Mirren and cost us a goal oh yes can play across the back.

I would rather have mckay before broadfoot any day ally get a grip

This nonsense is going to drive mckay away , get a grip ally!

28 Oct 2011 15:49:56
Man of the match v liverpool but when will matt mackay start for rangers.
Time for the s.f.a to scrap the u21 rule and reinstate the reserve league.last week rangers had weir,ortiz,mackay,and healy who where not included in the squad - possible reason u21 rule.

Worse rule ever managers geting told how to do there jobs

28 Oct 2011 15:34:55
about this great rangers side ,here ara the facts now dont get upset entered 5 compititions in july ,left in 2 by september,facts my boy facts,

Top of the league.FACT MY BOY

It's not so long ago, erm the beginning of last season in fact that the dirty dozen had the pleasure of being elimenated from $ Euro qulifiers in the space of 12 months................ Explain that one, and went on to finish RUNNERS UP AGAIN................ facts my boy, facts. Now lights off on yer way out, ta. 4 in a row, may the misery grow

Here are the facts about Celtic, out of Europe, re-instated by UEFA. 10 points behind, haven't won an SPL for four years, beaten by StJohnstone, humbled by Rangers, beaten by Hearts, lucky to draw with Kilmarnock. Two points out of a possible nine in Europe when they don't even deserve to be there. The once 'great' Kris Commons now fat and disruptive. The manager running out of excuses, the fans praying Rangers go into administration because they have no chance of winning the league. No referees to blame, perhaps they will soon have to accept; there just not good enough!

28 Oct 2011 13:46:48
Rangers face being deducted 25 points if they go into administration. (Daily Record)

25 points? Already 10 points clear of Celtic, that would leave us 15 points behind-we'd make that up no bother considering Celtic are p*sh and will certainly drop more points.

What does everyone think?

It may just mean we would need to strengthen in January if we're to make up the points.
And i don't understand all this trouble with the tax bill, what happens if we do go into administration? Is there just a points deduction and that is it settled and over with? Or what else happens? Please enlighten me...

Thats absolute nonsense and will never happen

Coffin Dodger Hugh Keevins - don't listen to someone that was born the wrong side of the 19th century. If you read his piece, there is absolutely no grounds to the 25 points deduction, its just another back page full of sh*t

28 Oct 2011 13:30:09
Some of these posts today must be coming from the dark side, big Kyle Lafferty deserves a new deal, I have to put my had up, I posted some pelters on this very site regarding his position in the team, however the lad has matured and most of all he now believes in himself, we have a lot more to come from this lad, his work rate, his whole game, no your wrong he deserves a new contract, it�s a bit like the Edu thing, he taken a broadside or two in his time, but he works away and collectively our team works, so get a life, go bile yir heed.
Its great being a bear.
In the wee man we trust, four in a row, the stats say it all, bring it on.

28 oct 2011 11:55:24
jack wilshere supporsts arsenal was asked his other favourite team 30 mins ago and ansered rangers the champions and joked sayin atleast one of his teams win stuff all the time!! facttt

It's true that Jack Wilshere said his other team is Glasgow Rangers, the Rangers Official twitter was talking about it also.

Lol, here's a scoop, Rankers are rumoured to be preparing a cheeky £300,000 bid for the Englishman. Craig Whyte and Fat Sally are scurrying around Govan as we speak looking for ginger bottles to finance the deal, pmsl.......Miko

He would be a better buy than Robbie and Roy Keane,Bellendamy,Ljungberg,Ian Wright etc...haha pmsl

Haha, you're a plonker!.....Miko

What are you on about? Lonely in yer wee cave, is it ? Go back to the swamp and let us Bears debate football matters. No-one wants, needs, or has asked for your tuppence worth. Now, you shower will be 13 points behind by this time tomorrow, think yer good enough to overcome that ?.................. we shall see, loner. 4 in a row, let the misery grow !!

Witty comeback miko, thought you were better than that son....oh wait,

naw yer no. 4 in a row

Why wood lemon the ginger bottle be in govan

weeblue

Lemming was in govan..because he want our reserve goalie on loan as fosters crap and ginger shrek knows it and hes no getting any more money this season and next season all he will get is sacked..that answers that question...Now bears lets work out how we can help him keep his job!.

28 Oct 2011 11:19:52
Gerry the Ger just wanted to say cheers for your good wishes hope everything is OK with you.
Gerry, in today's Record big splash about administration, do most Rangers fans now think it is only a matter of time or are you all still thinking it is a Tim conspiracy ha ha.
Looks like your best option is to go into administration BEFORE tax case and only lose 10 points, in case you get deducted 25 points after tax case. Give us your thoughts Hail hail Neil T

Honestly am a rangers season ticket and i beli3eve hugh keevins is the most fair pundit ! he gives his own opinion hes not anti celtic or rangers just celtic fans cant stand being criticised CHAMPIONS ! BR54

Alright Neil T sorry to hear of your relapse mate. Hope u make a quick recovery. I'm doing away mate. Just have to take each day as it comes eh. I'm actually pretty confident about the tax case, i definitely think we will have to pay something back to HMRC but nothing like the figure's being banded about in the press. HMRC is probably one of the worst run departments in the country and they have been made to look completely incompetent time and time again, i really can't see why this case will be any different.

Gerry The Ger.

28 Oct 2011 09:14:30
To the person who said Jack Wilshere follows QPR and not Glasgow Rangers, he got asked if he follows a SCOTTISH club and replied with Rangers!

Glasgow Rangers are the Scottish club he follows for people with tiny brains and seem to doubt facts.

His favroute Scottish team is rangers if he had to pick it would be rangers

Celtic fans are clicking disagree haha. Jack Wilshere yesterday said Rangers were his Scottish club, that is a fact.

Who honestly cares !!!

Who cares ? 

There's millions of people who support either side of the old firm? See unless he was goin to sign in jan or he was goin to do something like buy the club then it's just another football player who supports a team ? Lol unless it's the guy who runs man city then it's a different ball game lol

Lenny

Haha, Wilshere is not a Rankers supporter, why would he support that muck, you lot are a joke, lol, pmsl!......Miko {Ed001's Note - he tweeted it himself that Rangers are his Scottish team, the thing he forgot to put was the Berwick in front of it......}

Haha, not bad Ed!......Miko {Ed001's Note - I can't take the credit for that, it was 002 who first asked which Rangers and suggested Berwick!}

28 Oct 2011 08:24:35
it says on the daily rebel we could be down 25 points if we hit admin,i suppose the spl are trying to make it fair for the dhims to try and catch us

28 Oct 2011 04:12:21
To the plonker that says Jack wilshire supports us he is a queens park rangers fan not a rangers fan.

No he isn't, a Celtic fan asked him on twitter if he follows a Scottish club and he said Rangers. Fact.

You are the plonker. Someone asked jack Wiltshire on twitter what Scottish team he was a fan of and his reply was Rangers. So if you think QPR play in Scotland you must be a plonker.