Rangers Banter Archive April 02 2011

02 Apr 2011 23:39:02
How's the take-over going guys?
I've been pissing myself laughing all day so maybe I've missed something. It looks like Mr Whyte has seen seen the light and has pulled the plug.
Never mind at least you won't go out of business just into administration.
If Carslgerg done April fools days it wouldn't beat this one.

I just can't get enough

WHAT IS CARSLGERG YOU TUBE !

I think you've had enough !

Sorry guys, typo error.


I've still not had enough

02 Apr 2011 20:11:22
"ye sure we got beat the day. .but at the end of the day it wouldn't matter if my team were bottom of the 3rd division i would still support rangers cause im ablue through and through so all you muppets that wake and feel great until it hits you that you are still a manky septic fan i feel sorry for you lot. . manky ugly and got a proper massive potatoe never mind chip on there shoulder WATP! ! ! ! !"

You may well be the people, but you should have stuck in at school - it's potato and "their" not "there". Anyway, best of luck in the third division.

02 Apr 2011 18:52:18
"The deal will go through b4 the 5th as whytes will have to pay the tax owed by Murray international holdings by the start of the tax year come on the teddy bears :)"

Stop talking crap. Both MIH and Rangers financial year end is 30th June, so 5th April is totally irrelevant.

02 Apr 2011 18:18:17
Mr Johnston - oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. No wonder Rangers don't allow you in front of the camera very often. You just don't have joined up thinking, do you?

You make the mistake with STV and BBC by admitting that Rangers could go bust. You then deny this on Rangers TV and in a statement to the LSE. Quite a feat for both STV and the BBC to make up the same lie on the same date at the same time. Only one liar here, me thinks, and he's usually seen sporting a red, white and blue coloured tie.

He then gives a newsparer interview to say there is NO risk of Rangers going bust. In the same interview he says there is a risk that Rangers could go into administration. Well Mr Johnston, any club that goes into administration DOES have a risk of going bust. Lack of joined up thinking again.

If Rangers go into administration, then the Administrators would run the club, not the Rangers board. If Whyte does not come in and Rangers debt is around £25m and HMRC impose a fine of £25m, this gives total of £50m. Rangers by Johnston's admission (there he goes again opening his mouth) could not afford to repay this. If the Administrators reach the view that Rangers cannot repay this money to Lloyds and HMRC then they will take the decision to sell of Ranger's assets to repay as much of the debt as the assets are worth and put the club into liquidation, i.e. Rangers are bust. And selling the assets means the players, Ibrox, Murray Park, any associated land, etc.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

02 Apr 2011 16:52:48
02 Apr 2011 15:48:17
It's gers 1 utd 1 but champs will b top again today.

. .are Dundee Utd champs yeah?
cus on my tv it says Rangers 2-3 DUNDEE UTD! !
and yous are brought back down to earth with an almighty bang!
YNWA
we are top of the league, say we are top of the league !

02 Apr 2011 14:01:20
Celtic are furious with the late postponement of their match at Inverness and have called in a top QC to fashion a complaint out of nothing. Pink McBridled QC has been tasked with issuing a protest to God against the weather that disrupted his weekend's shopping in the Highland capital. When asked about the chances of success, Pinky was perky, and stated that God didn't even know His own rules! "There is no provision in the Bible for today's rain to fall consecutively with tomorrow's rain. Ipso facto, both rains should have fallen concurrently tomorrow." whined McBridled. An anonymous Celtic spokesman called Liewell added: "We blame Campbell Ogilvie for this call-off. Make no mistake, this rain is a direct consequence of Ogilvie's directorship at Rangers a decade ago. We are inconsolable. But I'd like to pay tribute to the great work that Stewart Regan is doing." Having taken advice, God has conceded that His rules were written some time ago, long before every rainfall was legally challenged. He stated that He could no longer afford to divert money from His beloved Rangers and so he was discontinuing rain from Celtic's scheduled match dates for the rest of the season. The SFA's Regan added his tuppenceworth: "I love Celtic. They are great, and I'm hoping they will pay me a bonus." However Prince William had less sympathy for the green and grey hordes and their rain problem: "I'll be reigning over them for the next 50 years so they better just get used to it!"

02 Apr 2011 11:31:41
Do these celtic fans slagging off rangers predicament not realise rangers go down the swannee so do they and scottish football can't see sky wanting to pay for rights to any game in scotland and standard of player would not be needed so all celtic fans must hope rangers have a future . although i won't hold my breath on that one.

02 Apr 2011 00:58:20
To this guy,

RANGERS NEWS ,
Tonight is the worst ive ever felt about our club , ive been told the deal from craig whyte is over.
Our ex-chairman has refused the terms on offer and will not be responsible for the fine and money that is owed to the HMRC.
We will continue until october next year until we learn our fate , we owe anything between 40-60 Million

The club were also giving interest free loans to players between 2001-2009 this will make the media latter this week , murray has really f***ed us !
It will also mean a tax - probe over that period on off- shore payments from ibrox. JOURNO. . .


ONE WORD = c**k.

You know nothing

01 Apr 2011 23:41:45
How's the take-over going guys?
I've been pissing myself laughing all day so maybe I've missed something. It looks like Mr Whyte has seen seen the light and has pulled the plug.
Never mind at least you won't go out of business just into administration.
If Carslgerg done April fools days it wouldn't beat this one.

I just can't get enough