Rangers Banter Archive August 31 2015

31 Aug 2015 21:55:45
Evening Timalloy I know you like a punt especially for charity, so here goes straight £100 bet for the charity of our choice, that your mob (celtic incase your looking a loophole) will lose more games this season than we do, pretty fair bet fella when you think we're light years behind yous. WATP

31 Aug 2015 22:32:36
Celtic won't be on average 2/7 on most games they play this season Sotonbear. You have been underdogs about six times in over three seasons and still somehow lost close to twenty games. Celtic will also almost certainly play more games, I don't mind the charity making money Timalloy but Ajax are better than Alloa and Fenerbahce better than Falkirk I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. There are two cups out there would you put £100 on with him for a straight Celtic v Rangers game sotonbear, even accepting match odds, 1/2 v 7/2 etc with maximum loss £100?

31 Aug 2015 23:15:36
Soot bear good move mate,considering the rate they will be flying out the door over there(they best try to keep enough to players to fill a team,massive downsize ahead,gar entered.

01 Sep 2015 06:05:12
Easy fix there Gaz. Only base it on the league rather than cup matches. Same amount of matches so no complaints.

01 Sep 2015 06:53:02
Billy u do talk some nonsense by the way! Rate they'll be flying out the door,won't have enough to make up a team! We've enough players to make up 2 teams! Either one would still canter the league! Massive down size! Dear oh dear! Were do u get this pish from! Haha!

01 Sep 2015 09:38:32
It's still skewered towards Rangers Teddy, their average, (not home price) will be about 2/7. Celtic would be nowhere near that over a season plus it would have to be agreed now between the two of them as Celtic play two more league games and at this point that is the case.

I love all this huge fanfare about how brilliant you are now, given the money invested compared to your Alloa's etc this is pretty much what an investment of about £25m over 4 seasons should be getting you compared to Livingston's Dumbarton's and Morton's. It's not that your brilliant now, it just shows how bad McCoist was. That you lost about 20 games in that time and haven't won the Petrofac at least once is nothing short of disgraceful. There is massive improvement of course and I'm not knocking Warburton who seems very capable I'm just saying put a team into the lower division with the massive financial advantage Rangers have over the rest of Scotland bar Celtic and this SHOULD be the outcome, not every game by 4 or 5 and to that end it has been impressive but it is pretty much what most of us would have expected from 2012 onwards bar having the clueless one in charge for near three years.

But I still say Timalloy is at a disadvantage, those 6 games in Europe will have an impact, what is Rangers other distraction? There isn't one. Travel, perpetual playing on Sunday's with three days rest etc, I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole personally.

01 Sep 2015 10:11:09
Gaz according to you Celtic fans like dh88 you have enough players for 2 teams who would both win the league so surely after playing in Europe you can play your other team lmao?

01 Sep 2015 10:43:43
Eh all the mega stars yours have bought these last two seasons will be out the door quicker than I can take a phish,garenteed,all these mega stars that let yous fail last year ohh and this year for the big one ,hahaha,shower of money grabbing juniors.

01 Sep 2015 11:25:00
Cee last time I looked my name was Gaz and not Dh88, I am entitled my own opinion, yes/no? Bear in mind some of you liked Green some didn't, some liked McCoist some didn't, are we all sheep and all have to have the same opinion? If ever a support proved that isn't the case it is Rangers, so afford me the same freedom. So you are trying to contradict me by someone else's words, really? Next time you laugh your ass off cee, disengage the brain from it or both might disappear, it may be too late however I fear.

01 Sep 2015 11:25:59
I don't know about taking a pish but u certainly talk a lot of it! Mega stars!! Hahaha! Whit are u talking about pal! your just jibbering now honestly! At least come on and make some sense eh! I mite not agree,but at least I'll understand what the f**k your talkin about hahaha.and cee Gaz is spot on! We'll play every Thursday against decent opposition and coming back to play teams at a higher level than use will ever face in your league! Course u should drop less points than us! And I still stand by we'll canter the league,but I'm not saying we won't drop points! If u were actually in the same league then this would be a fair bet,but sadly u are not! when or if u come back to the PREMIER league then we can talk about this bet!

01 Sep 2015 12:29:34
Dh all the super stars that you'd bought or got on loan,yes the stars that would garentee yous european success will be out the door before deadline hour,scepovic, van Virgin, I could go on but your not worth the hassle,apart from that it must be about time you headed back to school,don't want to be late,do you,don't want that cane again eh.

31 Aug 2015 19:08:05
With the window nearly closed it looks like we have what we require for now, I really do hope that it is enough (injuries aside, it should be).
Now it's time to show the rest of Scottish football what a club with real guidance and full fan support can (and will) achieve, no disrespect to any other clubs as most of them are supported and run very well but it has been a long time since Rangers could be one of them. Now with a manager with genuine youth policies and a structure starting to form from bottom up rather from top down it is now time to push the rest of the way to return to where we (and the rest of Scottish football) need us to be, Challenging at the top, pushing the Celtics and Aberdeens for titles and cups.
If we can gain promotion this term and there is investment in the team (not heavily though), then I believe that we will be doing just that sooner than some people think.
So here's to the board for offering stability, to a manager and assistant who offer hope and excitement, but most of all here's to Glasgow Rangers, my team, OUR team, the greatest team in the world, if Carlsberg made a football team.

31 Aug 2015 20:45:47
Nicely said and I for one second that.

31 Aug 2015 16:44:52
Anyone ever wondered the difference a manager makes should look no further than Barrie McKay and Wallace.

The initial skills and exciting form shown by McKay were "gardened" out of him by the worst manager in our history. I think we should now think about giving Aird and maybe even Law (I personally think he should be sold) more time under the guidance of Warburton he clearly has a vision we as mere fans do not have

McKay was a stand out against QoS and the most improved player since W&W took over. Wallace is also a new man . Law isn't as bad.

Telfer, Allan (WBA period) and Little would all have been great removing the gardener.

We are so so lucky to have W&W

31 Aug 2015 18:52:03
lets face it any of us could have done better than macoist and had far more scruples than he did resigning to trigger an increase in salary that says it all but its great its football that makes the headlines now

31 Aug 2015 19:54:01
Telfer, Allan and little have hardly set the world alight have they?

31 Aug 2015 19:55:03
i see ally must be on this site and he disagreeded to my post

01 Sep 2015 22:14:53
Bihwull he disagrees with most posts mate,not that IDE imagine your loosing sleep over it.lol.

31 Aug 2015 12:44:35
Does anyone think that we should try get Islam Feruz on loan from Chelsea. He's a ST, young and scoring goals at youth level down there.

Would be good for us to get him play him against Celtic and him scoring haha!

Apparently he is highly thought of by Chelsea just not fitting into the plans just yet.

Thoughts?

31 Aug 2015 14:56:39
Teeboy how would he play against the champs? U need to be in the same league as we are before that happens! 😆😆😆😆 silly idea pal! The boys a clown! Causes trouble every where he goes! They've shipped him out a few times on loan and he's been sent back! Classic example of a young guy who's done f**k all but thinks he a superstar! And he can't be that well thought of because there is a good few youngsters in and around the Chelsea 1st team,but he's no where near it! Hope use get him 😂😂😂😂😂😂

31 Aug 2015 16:19:11
Play Celtic in the cup

3 points to make here DH88.

As for him being sent back look up your facts injured. Or family problems.

1, yeah he has caused a lot of stuff with teams. You tell me one player that ain't caused anything in a team.

2, he wants to be a bad boy so be it. Look at brown, he consideres himself as the poaster boy of Celtic as bad boy!

You lot let a good class player leave you and when a Rangers fan come up with ( a rumour ) Celtic as per go aww no! Rangers might actually play him and he will score goals.

3, again Celtic fans thinking SH#t Rangers playing best football in Scotland once again.

Honestly DH88 get a grip! Hearts all the way for that league haha!

31 Aug 2015 17:51:35
Tee boy go up and see your original post pal! How many agreed and how many disagree! don't talk nonsense! And ok if he's a class player how many games have u seen him play?? I'm betting none! The boys a 1st class bawbag! And yes let's compare him with the Scotland and champs captain who's played hundreds of games! Gies peace! And name u one player who hasn't caused problems in a team! Are u for real! There's plenty pal!! And your playin the BEST football in the 2nd tier mate! Who's on top of the PREMIER league??? And I'll give u a clue,it ain't hearts!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

31 Aug 2015 19:51:09
Aye having played a game more than Aberdeen that CAN beat a struggling Kilmarnock side honestly Celtic are no where near as good as their fans think.

31 Aug 2015 19:55:32
Eh how can you post such tripe about this youngster,ffs yours thought that much of him yours went mental when Chelsea poached him from yous,yous even sent for his parents to plead with them to get there son to stay at your place,but now one of us suggest trying to get him on loan he is a rubbish player,ffs what age are you.

31 Aug 2015 21:40:03
At what point did I say he was rubbish billy? I said the boy was a trouble making baw bag! Which exactly what he is! And going by the amount of disagrees your man got when he suggested it then I think I'm not the only one! And Chelsea poached him what 3 years ago maybe more! How many times u seen him play since then? It's a simple question! If he's this classy talented player then how come he's never been seen? Either at Chelsea or on loan to a decent club! And I'm the one that talks tripe! And bluenose 98 my question is who is top of Scotlands top league? Not hearts not Aberdeen! But the champs! And admittedly we havnt been at our best! But even then we're still a mile in front of anyone in this country!

31 Aug 2015 09:13:01
Talking about getting carried away. all this talk of winning 8-0, going unbeaten etc etc. , excuse me but was this not all the same talk when you were in BOTTOM tier and we all know you struggled then against part time joiners and plumbers, you have gone about 6/7 games unbeaten in the SECOND tier, get real guys. Once again the referees are doing their bit giving you penalties and sending opposition players off.
Warburton is all about short termism, you will need to rebuild again next season. I am saying this now your team WILL NOT go unbeaten this season, Doiger, Teeboy are you up for a wee £10 bet for charity?
As for your bets Doiger I am happily raking in the money on the BTTS in your games

31 Aug 2015 10:53:06
Aye cause there's no much difference in the team now since we were in the 3rd division eh

31 Aug 2015 10:16:00
Timalloy. Name your bet? But no once did I say we would go unbeaten! But I'm always up for a charity bet. But longs it'd for charity and your not Lowell using a duff name haha!

31 Aug 2015 10:22:43
Honestly mate, I think you need to get your own house in order before judging us, I hope the you guys stick by deila as well will be shooty in next season! Good luck getting the Treble (that's winning the league and both cups by the way) as you'll need it with your current team and manager!

31 Aug 2015 11:09:18
Timalloy I will bet your shower are pumped out of europe again before the year is done. Worry about your teams management mate.

WATP

31 Aug 2015 11:10:30
seems to be happening more and more now, Celtic fans coming on here quickly to try and put us down, Are they really worried deep down?

31 Aug 2015 11:28:28
timalloy it will be a case off your usual europe award the o b c award out before christmas no doubt liewell will have some detective agency checking the opposition out to see if there is possibly any grounds for protests againgst the other teams

31 Aug 2015 11:33:22
Referee helping us lol! Oh timalloy the conspiracy is strong in this one.

31 Aug 2015 11:37:46
@Teeboy I will bet £20 your team does NOT go season unbeaten in your league (unfair to include cups as you will be playing better teams) Teeboy you name charity if my bet loses.
@AllannRFC ha ha no as your fellow posters will confirm, I come on here for a wee wind up, which is working again.
As for europe Ajax and the Turkish team are strong competition but sometimes that suits us going in as underdogs, hoping for at least getting out of group either first or second. (anyone fancy a wee flutter with me on this?)

31 Aug 2015 12:03:35
Tim why would the lads bet you a straight tenner for charity when they can grab 25s at the bookies or are you giving if you are I'll take some of that.

31 Aug 2015 12:03:39
AllanRFC I think you are right to think that. We are playing better football and more entertaining football than anyone in Scotland at the moment. All be it yeah in a division lower but still not the point. A few years back Celtic got kicked out of cups with lower teams in lower leagues.

As for Nothinglefttogive. Is that the moto at Celtic now. Nothinglefttogive as you're team ain't playing so well they have gave their all. Come on! It's football not a war, look at you're teams performance this year. Out of Europe again at the same stage. Dropped points to the team at the bottom of the league. Panic buy a player that we wanted ( that youse won't use ) loosing your best defender, your back room staff having to take the blame for loosing two goals to be sent out of Europe.

Really mate get really. You don't see any of us going onto the Celtic page slating youse for failing to reach a big competition. Fair enough we are a league down but this time next season we won't be. So in all fairness I think you should look at it teams misfortune and not ours.

Rant over.

Sorry guys but honestly!!

31 Aug 2015 12:18:48
Meant to read giving odds Tim .

31 Aug 2015 12:27:48
Timalloy. I've already got a bet with my uncle for charity. I don't know bookies odds or that not a betting man. But I put on there last Thursday. £80 for Gers to win the treble. Don't know the odds but my uncle said I'd get like £500 or summit back and if I win I keep my winnings and he matches mine for my charity I choose. If you wanna know what it is then it's stroke Scotland. And I will donate my winnings to them too if Rangers win the treble. As for you're bet that's a no go as I know we will get beaten once or twice this year in the league. But I think this mentality of the team are hungry and want all cups going. So I've got one on at the moment. I'm not a betting man but thought I'd do that with the bookies.

Can anyone tell me them odds for that return on £80 for I'm sure he said £525 ( don't quote me on it though )

Thanks.

31 Aug 2015 12:36:21
Tinmalloy. Charity begins at home as far as I'm concerned so keep your money. I'll take my winnings from the bookies. Regarding your bet about Gers going unbeaten you are right about it is unfair to include the cups because there is better opposition - Aberdeen and Hearts lol. Better than Septic that is. How about a bet to see how few points Septic get in their Europa League group? Zero should attract a few bets from the blue side of Glasgow. Delia should be gone soon so yet another high flying manager will arrive at the East End. I see Neil Lennon is doing well with Bolton (NOT). 23rd of 24 teams in the English Championship.

31 Aug 2015 12:54:59
Teaboy - what on earth are you taking about? That's not a rant its a combination of words which make no sense? What war are you taking about? I thought you were a Rangers fan?? Honestly mate, chill out for 10 minutes before putting pen to paper. I'll stand by my last comment, Celtic should get there own house in order before trying (and epically failing) to have a go at our team!

31 Aug 2015 13:01:59
Think Celtic fans really ought to stick to their own team at the moment, I don't think things are as rosy it they think it is, Losing out vs Malmo who are 6th in Swedish league, Team not pleasing to watch leaking lots of goals, Losing their best CB by tomorrow, Only half the fans turning up vs St Johnstone.

31 Aug 2015 13:09:58
Timmy?

I already have 500/1 RFC to win all league games!

I already have 25/1 RFC to be undefeated in league!

I already have 7/1 RFC to win by 10 points!

and you are def not PP

You lot are a lyin roar - are you still frightened!

31 Aug 2015 13:20:36
Teeboy1 first of all thanks for biting lol, secondly I really hope we draw you again in a cup, last time we felt sorry for you and eased off at 2-0 as everyone could see you could have played all night and not scored. This time I predict 8-0 Celtic (well if you guys can make silly boasts so can I)
While I am it Teeboy1 really Warburton as good as Struth, your team is in a lower division and your players are earning 10 times or more what most teams down there earn you should be winning every game.
One other thing all your boasting of 50,000 crowds, watch them all disappear once you hit a rocky patch, there are too many fair weather fans like Sotonbear who appear only when your team is winning.

31 Aug 2015 14:52:55
Tim if by fairweather you mean someone who has made the 840 mile round trip on average 20 times a season since 1986 excluding European games then hands up guilty as charged. While your on our site if you have any influence at porkhead keep that clown vvd away the f from Southampton having seen what malmo did to him I would fear for the saints in the EPL .WATP.

31 Aug 2015 15:09:21
Timmy.i hear you are renting love.st for the rest of the season as you may just fill that.only 28,000 on sat.oh my shoulderz are sore.and btw ill take your bet that you don't get out that group.raising your game.hahahahaha.a pish poor swedish team pump you and think you will beat ajax and fenerbache.brilliant! To much buckie on saturday I think.£50 to motor neurone disease.ok

31 Aug 2015 15:45:48
Timalloy: Last time showed how not very good you are, that's why it was just 2-0.

31 Aug 2015 17:35:34
ha ha cheers guys 18 little bear tiddlers (not counting my posts) caught in my nets lol lol GONE FISHING TRA LAA LAA

31 Aug 2015 19:27:45
timalloy if my memory serves me right some of the teams that have put u out of europe have been made up of the butcher the baker and the candle street maker or even when inverness put paid to kenny dalgleish and john barnes don't be kidded we have suffered the odd reverse ourselves ie berwick but we don't delude ourselves by thinking we are worldbeaters like u do

31 Aug 2015 19:45:29
Timalloy: Eh Refs doing their bit? Yes giving penalties because that's what they were and your point is?

31 Aug 2015 19:46:36
That's right Timmy, we shouldn't get reeled in and I would include your posts.

31 Aug 2015 20:02:49
Timmaloy I will bet you any amount of money you choose you will never beat us 8v 0 it's like you say if you can make daft predictions so can I.lol

31 Aug 2015 20:10:51
Thanks for biting Timalloy!

31 Aug 2015 22:14:46
Bigcol where did you get 28,000? The Celtic crowd at the weekend was 42,507. Do you guys just write sh*te on the off chance nobody checks? I'm aware it is pretty similar to the policy of your board for the past few years but I promise you, you will get taken a tiny bit more seriously with the occasional bit of accuracy.

31 Aug 2015 23:22:02
Gas what a comment 42 thou ffs don't make me laugh,42. Hahahahaha,you must be counting the 30 thousand empty sheets eh,hahahaha

01 Sep 2015 09:53:44
It's Gaz Billy if you don't use it you don't get a reply. That was the OFFICIAL attendance, not accounts according to Craig Whyte, fan numbers according to Charles Green, worth of squad according to McCoist, costs that can be saved according to Wallace and finally personal investment according to King. Now I appreciate it is easier to nail custard to a wall than make any of their numbers stick but that was nonetheless the OFFICIAL attendance and come the appropriate time of year it will be what wee Hector at the tax office gets paid on (ooops another touchy subject maybe).

Now I know we are famed for our charitable efforts but I don't think we pay the tax man on crowds of 42,000 when the crowd is only 28,000 just for a laugh or just to get one over you guys. That would be running club like say erm Rangers have been for close to a decade, we don't operate like that, we get things called PROFITS etc. So take from that what you will but I know for a fact several crowds at Ibrox last season led to equal amounts of head scratching and what you're "not filled to capacity either, brain" hasn't factored in is that season ticket purchases are included regardless of the empty seats, rightly or wrongly that is the case for every club, yours included if you had the brains to appreciate it and recognise it last season.