Rangers Banter Archive November 05 2011

05 Nov 2011 21:43:37
The 2011 twenty step guide to being a 'devout' Celtic fan:

1. Ignore all current league results.

2. Make up any stories you can about Rangers 'impending doom'.

3. Try to believe 2 even if you've made it up.

4. Spread internet rumours about what you see as Rangers best player at the time...Davis, Jelavic a preference.

5. Email Spam the SFA and UEFA about singing...doesn't matter if you've heard anything.

6. Wax lyrical about how you enjoyed Naismiths injury and that he 'deserved it'.

7. State that you're glad you're glad you're a 'tim' and would never do the likes of 6...but you have anyway.

8. Support Neil Lennon all the way.

9. Tell Neil Lennon to GTF.

10. State you think the Celtic team is better than Rangers in all departments.

11. Boo when team loses.....long and loud.

12. Ask what Martin O'Neil is doing.

13. Proclaim James Forrest as the new messiah.

14. Rip into whole team....including James Forrest.

15. Make up a cartoon mask of the 'taxman'....and wear mask to games.

16. Subtely remove taxman mask when soundly beaten.

17. Say we're missing Scott Brown.

18. Say Scott Brown should GTF.

19. Mention those dreadful injuries and ignore squad depth boasts made earlier....repeat a lot.

20. Get frustrated at refereeing decisions going for you...no excuse to wax lyrical about persecution. How frustrating.

Quality stuff.i enjoyed that,nice one mate. W.A.T.P
drumlad

Qualiteeee

The best thing i have ever read on here

05 Nov 2011 21:01:42
was Jelavic given the Hat-trick or was it on own goal for the third.

Own goal ally was told on radio that it wasnt a hat trick and he said "well good luck going in there and telling jella that i`ve just signed the match ball for him" class
/biggles

Gave an own goal. The big man is magic, wouldn't have been an own goal if it wasn't for his intelligence. He's brilliant! WATP.

Bet u hes gone in Jan!!

'yep we've no hope of keeping him at all, if a decent bid comes in theres no way that whyte will turn it down. FACT!
BB88

I'm afraid it's true, i'd be very surprised if he's still a rangers players after Jan whtye will sell him then give us 1.5m to get a new striker, I bet you anything!

About time, has looked a little sluggish so far this season, hope he keeps it going.

Cheat!! The 3rd was an OWN goal!!
Minks

Lol, can t believe people disagree that he has looked sluggish this season, at times appearing uninterested. Oh well, each to their own.

05 Nov 2011 20:15:15
What the f**k was Wylde thinking about today ? FFS, it's injury time and we've just won, I hope Ally hammers him, because we are now another man down in terms of options. 4 in a row

These things are made to learn from remember how young he is. ally didn`t go through him for it he simply said to him that he s the only out and out wide man now and because of his actions hes got himself banned for the next game or 2 when his team mates need him. best way to do i think . dont think wylde will do it again in a hurry

05 Nov 2011 18:41:17
alright ed i think you might have been right about people taking the piss about the tickets waited at ibrox from 12 o clock and still this guy didn't take the tickets because he was no where to be seen so it must have been one of the celtic fans that phoned my phone because i know any rangers fan would have taken 2 tickets for free for the club deck i had them ready for him but he didn't turn up the reason i was giving these tickets away was because i have a season ticket but i got 2 other tickets from somebody then i noticed i cant be 3 places at ones so i advertised them on here anyway there loss who ever phoned its a shame they went to waste though

Campbell

05 Nov 2011 17:06:33
NEWSFLASH! Celtic closer to being bottom of the league than the top!
Come on the Well!
Nicko 1872

Long may it continue. They think after beating that so called team from Europe the other night there they are world class, oh I hope the Well do them. Blue4ever

Well said, 4 in a row , let the misery grow. FIFTEEN points behind and they will use all the excuses they can tomorrow when the 'Well take the points. I can't wait to see the " ginger Shrek " pounding the touchline and squaring up to whoever gets in his way, he is a total embarrassment the wee bitter bar - steward. Good luck Motherwell !

So neil is the bitter one ,yet you call him ginger shrek , why not just call him neil lennon , so many people are like you , its the reason scotland will always be held back from being a decent integrated society.and why we can never be trusted to go it alone. you and people like you would destroy a independent scotland in no time. fab1

Apart from the fact tha this is a Rangers page, BANTER page ! I have never seen a player, or " manager " who consistantly scouls, squares up to people, kicks water bottles, and pushes his ugly face into others as frequently as he does. He is bitter and he is driven by hate, remember the spitting on a Rangers scarf ? so, don't come on here and try and claim a case for innosence, or some form of persecution for that wee bitter bar-steward. He is " Ginger Shrek " end of !! and again, GOOD LUCK MOTHERWELL, bye bye and turn the lights off on your way out, thanks !

For evidence of someone who is truly bitter ,read post above ,fab1

05 Nov 2011 16:15:40
Just put Dynamo Magician picture in the Rangers sightings page. He was at Ibrox today!

WATP

05 Nov 2011 14:49:44
Hi ed sorry to ask agen but what date is the Rangers court case with HRMC. Ger4life. i would just like to add i hope matt Mckay would be up for stepping in for naisy. big shoes to fill but would love him to take a stab at it. Also He's green he's white he'll be sacked on bonfire night. Lennon Lennon.

05 Nov 2011 12:09:41
Afternoon bears, you keep accusing me of talking about the tax case, well explain why both Wylde and your manager fat Sally keep talking about building up as many points as total for when administration comes, why dont you bears tell them to keep quiet. LOL Timalloy
PS got a tip for today Doncaster 1.25 Master Bond
got my tenner on it, genuine tip from one of my mates in the know good luck.
PPS just heard a Mr Whyte has put money on it ha ha

Let me get this straight. Your questioning why Ally and Wylde think it's important to get as many points as possible? I think you should be more concerned why Lennon and his players feel that points aren't important!
You really do excel yourself sometimes!

Forgot to add my name to the post aout Timalloy excelling himself
GCUK

...Some of the unwashed fans on here are thick as mince eh...

Thanks for tip, hope to clean up with a treble now adding it to rangers and motherwell

Master bond is carrying to much weight Tim. I put a tenner on Royal Reyah.
Followfollow81

FF81 well done your horse beat mine by 1/2 length, think I will take your advice from now on LOL Timalloy
PS bears I meant why are Rangers players and manager worried about taxcase? If according you lot it is all a big Tim conspiracy, so bears listen to your own manager if he is worried so should you Timalloy

Timalloy I'm not calling you a liar but can you post links to the quotes of Ally and Wylde saying "we need as many points as possible for when administration comes"? Cheers
GCUK

Better with the tenner i had on super ally at the 1pm kelso

05 Nov 2011 11:11:20
Any links for the game.

Naw got a few eggs n squares tho, but no links

Vipbox

05 Nov 2011 00:44:53
Quote of the year so far Mr Neil Lennon
we might have 2 look at the training pitches at lennoxtown as they can be wait for it (quite slippy when they are wet) well f***in blow me down with a feather I never thought this would be possible in this day & age this man makes the chuckle brothers miko&timalloy sound like f***in einstein
NTYABOW

I was laughing at that tae mate halirous next they will be saying the only reason rangers are top is because is because samaras didn't take his wig off

Must have been wet loads of times before with all their greeting about decisions that they never get!

Think they need to look out them old T-shirts of theirs, " NO EXCUSES " !!? They never let you down ! Wait until tomorrow when we are fifteen points clear of them and they turn the fir park game into a contraversial affair........ It's win at all costs with the Dhim ones... Rangers 'til I die