Rangers Banter Archive June 07 2011

07 Jun 2011 22:38:45
Love King Carlos not sure if he's coming home but all this ''Madjid Bougherra better than Carlos Cuellar'' tosh was never the case :P Boughies a good guy and can't blame the man for wanting to play in a better league. He's better at going forward than Cuellar but Cuellar is more solid defensivly. What the hell let's just bring Gattuso home where he belongs aswell, Let's go all out and let Whittaker go to Bursa and bring home Alan Hutton lol!

WATP

Turning on yer own again, so of the boogy man stays you will say he's great but if he leaves cuellar phone is better than him? WATP?? sure it isn't WA*K lmao plural of f**ny= Rangers

07 Jun 2011 22:27:51
People should watch skysports Alan smith won't cost a penny and we should be calm the transfer window only just open and Rome wasn't build in a day

Hope you buy him another sh*te player fit in well with your squad though lol

What the squad filled with Champions?? Think your getting us mixed up with your squad filled with runners up.

Billyboy1! !

07 Jun 2011 22:21:07
i think ally should go for familliar faces and bring them back to ibrox, i feel we need some people like cuellar and maybe lovenkrands, folk who know the rangers way :

Thats pathetic, have a word with yourself sunshine

07 Jun 2011 21:59:26
Back of Daily Record Carlos Cueller " I would love to come back to Gers "

Let's hope there is substance to this. Could we afford him?

07 Jun 2011 21:12:04
in conway free
hemed free
frings free
bartley 1.5 mil
miller 400k
goodwillie 1.5-2mil
foster 500k
weiss 5-6mil

out bougy 1.5 mil

If we keep weir for another season and bring in another cb as well as bartley with weir, s guidance for a season barley would be great showed real prospect also frings will help guide young midfielders like ness and hutton with davis and mc culloch also in this area. A choice of 4 wingers wylde naismith conway and weiss would be great group to be able to chose from and a strike force of jelavic, miller, goodwille, hemed and lafferty to pick from this would be a great squad capable of winning domestic trophies and progressing in europe and within the 10 mil bracket stated in the papers today we would still need another cb though and could maybe get a left bk with promise in january with champions league money anyone agree

Weiss 5-6 million. i think your missing the point here hes not consistent enough and way out his depth against better players.

07 Jun 2011 21:06:17
If we do get 12m ino WTF i would
In
2 strikers Goodwillie £2m Miller £400k
2 Wingers Dorrans £2m Conway Free
A Centre Midfielder Vaughan Free
A Left Back Wallace £2m
3 Centre Backs Bartley £2m Cuellar £3m Darren McGregor £100k
A Right Back Forster £250k
£11.750m

And the wage bill would be ok to prob one of the most realistic and most probable list i have seen lets hope it happens :)

Vaughan isnt coming to the light blues, Dorrans is about 4 million, lol, why would we wont fraser forster kidding on, its foster btw

07 Jun 2011 20:49:04
The main targets for Rangers are though; Bartley, Cueller, Goodwillie and if Alan Smith doesn't sign, a quick shot at trying to get Barry Ferguson back!

David Goodwillie has penned a new deal at Dundee United and will not be leaving this season. The interest from Rangers isn't looking very high. Bartley, Cribari, Frings, Chris Brunt, Craig Conway and Camerone Jerome are the transfer targets I have been told of that ARE all potential options.

Barry ferguson LMAO

07 Jun 2011 20:05:13
Is it just me or is nobody else slightly worried that we seem to be either looking at free transfers or loans only??

I think there is trouble looming for us with this tax case and Whyte knows it

You sound more like a hurting timothy than a bear

Yes im quite concerned too, bfore whyte said there would b a decent amount of cash to spend and that him and mccoist were lookin at players all im hearin is loans loans loans i think alot of rangers fans should b very concerned about the tax man comin

What do you expect to hear, Ally shouting from the roof tops the names of his targets so every other team can pinch them, get a grip on reality, and who says the names mentioned are Rangers targets, certainly not Rangers everything is pure speculation at the moment, if you don't have faith in the manager or the club we don't need you at Ibrox, sorry for rant but beginning to get p*ssed off with all these negative comments from so called Rangers supporters

I am a season ticket holder and love the club that is why I am worried about the taxcase. Too many things have been put in place by Whyte that are set up to deal with administration, all the directors are business rescue specialists etc and he is holding back from waiving the debt with lloyds until he knows the outcome, that is worrying as he was adamant that Rangers would have no liability.

He has a plan A for winning the case and by the looks of it plan b if we lose it - wise move. Just don't think all is rosey because s**t could go down that will change the face of our club.

We can get Bartley for 1m so why are we trying to loan him?? We have 12m!

I think we should look at the following Bosmans:

Conway
Gudjonson - would be great with Jela
Faye
Hemed

Also thnk we should buy Goodwillie - 2m

Eremenko would do a job

Mehdi Touil would be a good squad player - some tricks lol

David Vaughn? Nt sure
Cuellar would be great signng if cheap
Barry ferguson is miles bette than Edu even at 33 so would take him again if cheap

Frings would be good but old

Hitzlesperger would be a solid player - new hammer

07 Jun 2011 19:16:42
Stop the made up Alan Smith rumours.

The guy is useless.

07 Jun 2011 18:41:37
Some players available for free. your thoughts please?
Carew. Bowyer. Kyrigiakos. Gudjohnsen. Seb larsson. Zenden. Woodgate. Upson. Dyer. Kewell. Ze roberto. Lucas Neil. Klose. I'm sure most would do a job. Post which ones you would like to see. You to ED.

{Ed010's Note -I'm in the priviledged position of going first and so, will no doubt incur the wrath, of fellow fans. There are only two players on that list that I definately would love to see at Ibrox and they are Seb Larsson and Matthew Upson. The only other player that I would consider but it would prove a massive gamble, is Jonathan Woodgate.

The rest of the players may do a job for us but I just feel that Ally has been given the opportunity to take our club forward and to do it in the right way. We need to make sure that any signings will be players who have a hunger, have fire in their belly and have a desire to move on to bigger and better things. I know that Rangers fans will probably not like the third example but the reality is, that at this moment in history, we are going to be a selling club. I just feel that the rest of the players in your list, would come to Rangers, go through the motions each week, take their pay, without going that extra yard.

Celtic fan here but not on a wind-up.

First off don't know much about Lucas Neil or Ze Roberto.

Wouldn't bother with Bowyer, Dyer, Zenden, and probably not Kewell as they're all now pretty average players, pushing mid 30s and would want too much money.

I'd maybe consider Gudjohnsen and Klose, especially Klose who's still a quality striker. Don't think either of them would be interested in Scotland though and would cost a bomb in wages.

IMO Woodgate, Kyrgiakos, Upson are still good ages for CBs and would be good signings for the OF if they can stay injury free. All 3 would walk into Celtic's CB position ahead of Majstorovic/Mulgrew/Loovens/Rogne and they'd certainly be an ample replacement for the aging Weir at Rangers.

Larsson I'd probably take. Young, good player.

07 Jun 2011 17:42:37
Went over and had a look at the dark side rumour page ( it's okay i've been for a shower ) . For the Septic fan who came on here for a laugh to see who we're rumoured with check your own page out mate . Pato and Eboue going on loan ( is this the same Pato who was linked to Chelsea for £40mill ) no chance . Septic were 2nd best are 2nd best and always will be 2nd best and will always be in our shadow . So to all the great unwashed, check what players from Carlisle and Stevenage you may be interested in . . . . .

Blackwoodbear

What an uneducated, shallow, bitter, sad little bear you must be. Go back to under the rock where you must have crawled from , which incidently will not have running water so washing will be highly unlikely.

Thats good coming from a member of the manky mob. What exactly does this bear need to be bitter about. .winning only 2 out of the 3 trophies available in Scotland? Im sure he can cope with being a champion and not being second best

It's only my opinion that I don't want Alan Smith at Rangers, I think Davies, McCulloch, Hutton, Ness, Wylde, Edu even Whittaker are better midfielders. In fact looking forward to seeing Hutton, Ness and Wylde play a big part in this coming season. Strikers Jelavic, Naismith and Lafferty just need 1 more in my opinion its Goodwillie. The problem area is defence, if you think that a central defender is Cueller , then i disagree, not until he passes a medical. Again it's only my opinion Richard. from Uneducatad, Unwashed Sad Little Bear. Teddy MCML

07 Jun 2011 17:25:19
Thers a guy on the celtic banter saying Kris Commons is a better player than Jelivic vote agree/disagree

Our team is too fat, old and slow for kris commons so im glad he went to celtic so that we could get that fat, slow Jelavic! !
Commons should wait to see who wins the league before he opens his gob next time! ha haha

New song for rangers to come out to if they can afford a cd, cover of tammy wynettes greatist hit C.R.I.S.I.S (becomes final today)

07 Jun 2011 17:20:22
Alan Smith to make a sensational signing for his boyhood heroes. . . . LEEDS UTD. .

07 Jun 2011 16:56:07
just a thought. sell mcgregor for 8 million buy cammy bell for cover for alexander. might get more funds

Cammy bell is valued at £10m by his mam

07 Jun 2011 16:26:47
I know players may be on holiday etc but there are a few good bosmans out there, Ally needs to get in quick.

07 Jun 2011 15:26:35
fernando ricksen had contacted ally and advised him to look over young dutch defender Maikel Kieftenbeld who currenty plays for FC Groningen in the dutch league.

alison Ibrox ticket office

Just phoned Ipox ticket office and reported you xx sweetheart

Haha belter m8

Just phoned Ipox ticket office and reported you xx sweetheart
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
congrats on officially havin no life !

She is in a trusted position, lucky to have a job as there are redundancies in our ticket office and she is coming on here with stories? True or false it doesn't matter. She is paid to do a job not sit surfing the net all day. No wonder the dark side are laughing at our finances again if this is the level of employment that is working for us. The guy was quite right to report her if she was even real. I doubt we will be hearing from "alison" again. And if she is real I hope she has been reprimanded for wasting company time and misuse of company equipment. It is time all the slackers got their act together and took some pride in their work. There are millions of unemployed people would love to work for our club and will do an honest days work. Seems that it is acceptable in this day and age to look for the easy way to do things and do things with the minimum of effort, alison should be doing her job and then do this outwith company time. It is not hard to understand, in that time she could have processed someones season ticket.

Get a grip man, who's to say she wasn't on a break!

If the story comes true then you know where you heard it first!

Keep up the good work ally-son!

A break at 15:26 when the office shuts at 5 and the staff at half 5? obviously working and it's conditions are strange to you. the guy was quite right, she should have been working, hope she gets the bullet and the ed should know where she was from whit her ip theres enough stories that are BS coming out of ibrox without our own helping it along. how does a woman in the ticket offfice know so much anyway I smell sh**e

We should get panarama on her case lol this week our exclusive undercover reporter filmes alison at the rangers ticket office posting transfer rumors on a rumor website also during the day she posted on social networking websites inbetween selling some tickets for the chelsea game.
Like most of the other people on here that 'know' someone she will be made up.

she may even be on a day off if she is real.

07 Jun 2011 15:10:28
big celtic fan just came on to see what superstars u people r shoutin ur signing with ur 25 mil alan smith a newcastle reject waw sh**in ma sel lol 1 neil lennon

Im a BIG RANGERS FAN and aye theres only 1 neil lennon lol we love him managing yous mate 1 trophie in a year n a half

You've got a cheek ya clown, who are the players your lot have signed ? never heard of them.

07 Jun 2011 13:41:11
I said it over a fortnight ago, Alan Smith will be a Ranger this season - FACT!



i hope this isn't true, the guy wasnt a very good forward so got put in midfield too play and hes even worse at that role, plus hes injury prone and very slow. so no thanks, this nonsense that hes a gers fan so we should sign him is a lot of nonsense, if hes not good enough then who cares he supports us! !

I rekon smith would get played upfront again, i think he would link front n midfield and be a good partner will jela (if big laff dosnt get his chance, i personally think the lad has earn himself a start with jela next season)
the tiger - for every £5 celtic spend, rangers will spend 50p n still win league by feb (when lennon gets sacked!)

Where you going to tap 50p fae? john greig? he'd hunt yez now

07 Jun 2011 13:09:58
Woke up this morning and decided i wanted to see what it felt like to be in the mind frame of the complete Bullsh*tters frequently posting there best p*shtalk on this wee site so heres my team for next season its a winner
Gk Buffon
LB Papac
CB Broadfoot
CB Lucio
RB Malcon
LM Wylde
CM Ness
CM Adam
RM Weiss
ST Jelavic
ST Berbatov
Get a grip of yourselfs am fed up looking on here for info and seein sum belters dream team , on a serious note a think a lot of people are forgetting if mculloch edu broadfoot ness and hutton are there next season they will feature regularly in the squad

Get a grip m8 theres a better chance of us signin messi and winning champs league than tht being the team next year.

Read the text above you nugget.

Messi is on the bench in that squad obviously , read it mate am having a giraffe

07 Jun 2011 12:51:33
Will we sign anyone in the next week or two? Only Ally knows but the King Carlos would be great signing. Team him up with bartley papac and whitty at the back is a good line IMO. Most of the rumours on here are outragious but fun. But untill I see a player holding up the Blue top I'm stuck in suspence. WATP!

I don't think i want to see carlos cueller back he was quick to say i love rangers then invoke get out clause on his contract and bale i do think he is a good enough player but i thing we could attract someone just as good for the money he will want


Tonydom

07 Jun 2011 11:51:35
bary bannon is a die hard celtic fan :, although the rumours that have been circling that he is going to celtic are almost certainly not true! As he wants to fight for his place in the AV line up!

07 Jun 2011 11:43:56
TEAM NEXT SEASON
GK MCGREGOR / ALEXANDER
RB WHITIKER / BROADFOOT
LB PAPAC / WALLACE / COLE
CH WEIR / WILSON/ BARTLEY/
CM DAVIS / EDU/ NESS / HUTTON / BOWYER/
WING WYLDE/ LAFS/ CONWAY /
FOR SMITH / JELEVIC / FOWLER / GOODWILLIE

JIG WILL COVER ANY POSITION

FLECK OUT ON LOAN
BOUGIE GONE
STILL NEED COVER AT BACK / MID
DORRANS / MORRISON / A FEW FROM EUROPE

Cole is a right back is he not ????

Where's Naisy in your squad??

07 Jun 2011 11:18:04
Rangers ins tht I would like to see sign
Rob Earnshaw - free work horse and would be a gd partner for jelavic
Kyle Bartley - 2m or swap for bougy
Alan smith - free good player wen not injuerd
Craig conway - free and would be a good square player
Cueller - 2.5m. Already proved himself in a blue gersey
Lee wallace - 1.2m future wen papac goes
Ismeal bouzid - free good bk up cb
Tomer hemed - free good attacker and quick feet
Cammy bell - free bk up goaly to alexander
Chimbonda - free and possibly a good bargain for a season or 2.
Templeton - 1m good winger


Outs tht I would like to c-
Edu 2m
Beattie 250k
Wier (retired)
Bougy mayb asrenal swap or 2m
All the loans bk to parent clubs.

Think if we get majority of thm we will have and excellent squad nxt season.

07 Jun 2011 10:45:59
I've got to agree with the ED on this one. I'm starting to doubt Craig Whyte myself. Why not just pay the debt off right away?? He must not be as confident as he made out of us winning the tax case. If we lose the case he still gets his money back as his company owns the debt now. Which makes him Rangers biggest creditor so he gets his money first. I think we are all burying our heads in the sand and if we get hit with a hefty tax bill and enter administration that's 4 in a row gone and Rangers FC as THE dominate force in Scottish Football all but finished.

Billyboy1!

Whyte is a conman and not to be trusted imo, hes only looking after himself and has lied already stating the debt was clear when infact it has only been shifted elsewhere, does anyone remember seeing this diehard at ibrox in the past few years or so???

I'm not convinced by Whyte myself, but not sure you've fully understood the reasoning behind the credit situation.

if Whyte had paid off the bank debt and then lose the HMRC case, HMRC are Rangers only creditor so could not only put the club into administration could also issue a winding up order to close us down for good.

With the bank debt now owed to Whyte, they could not legally issue the winding up order, only an administration order.

Basically, it's a clever way of protecting the club should the worst happen. Nothing wrong with that regardless of how confident he is about the case. In fact, I'd say it would be wholly irresponsible not to mitigate the risk regardless of how confident they are.

Mate don't wory too much, i think you have read too much into this, the reason he has don't it this way is to save rangers not the other way about as he has stated if rangers win the tax case he will be putting the money back into rangers and if they don't we will go into admin but will come out of it shortly after it and he is in a win win situation

What you mean too say is its a clever way to protect himself. .the guys slimey and stated the debt was clear when it wasnt, he won't be a patch on david murray

No it means &you are too simple to see the wisdom in his method>

07 Jun 2011 02:06:37
This is a bit far fetched but by reading the comments on this imagine these signings.

Carlos Cuellar (L)
Jonny Evans - Rangers through & through.
Young Danny Wilson (Always RFC at heart - his own words)

(Solid defence sorted out)

Torsten Frings (Solid legendary player in the middle)
Obertan (Tricky winger and creative)

and

Tomer Hemed (I know he's unheard of but he really is an impressive good player with a bit of everything and with already having people like big Laff and Jela adding to that could only be good)

David Goodwillie (Best young prospect in Scotland, Rangers through and through and him joining another club would be bad)

We are the people :)

Danny wilson an his family are all celtic fans FACT m8

07 Jun 2011 02:08:33
Ray Wilkins to be appointed the new director of football at the champions. Source?
I am on coaching staff at Rangers- its only community coaching but we do hear a few rumours the latest is Wilkins in as D.O.F. and hes 6 ft 2 wie Curly hair, braces in his teeth but we don't care, Carlos Cuellar the Rangers Centre Half! IS on Coistys wanted list and a £3.5m valuation being considered by Ibrox Hierarchy and not £2m as had been previously mooted. Don't be surprised to see Bougie go to Villa (&£2m) or even Arsenal (&£1.5m) for Bartley. I know Villa are managerless but so are other clubs and they are buying/selling players.
Finally Gronigen CB Jesper Gronqvist IS Super Allys plan B for permanant CB if Cuellar deal can't be completed.

07 Jun 2011 00:19:11
does anyone know the name of the glasgow millionaire who is believed to be whytes financial backer?

Whyte himself is from motherwell and has an estimated fortune of over £1Billion, I don't think he needs much financial backing lol
Ger 93

He has not got 1 billion so that's lies for a start

He wont have a billion pound but his assets make him worth a billion.