Rangers Banter Archive October 07 2011

 

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07 Oct 2011 22:55:08
Honestly, I heard two Celtic fans on the clyde 1 phone in tonight say that winning the league was not important. They then went on to day that it gets you no where and being in a sound financial state is what it is all about. They also said that if Celtic wanted to they could bury rangers by splashing the cash.

You could not make this up.

Oranjeboom

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Aye Timalloy & Miko

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They have had no european money for 2 seasons have won 1 bit of silverware - but they are managing to balance the books, I know they got the money from mcgeady which was used to fund the tranfers of hooper ki, kayal stokes izguririieieieieie and the mad mexican they bought - the rest of them are free transfers or loans - the team they put out to face rangers cost about 10 million and 5.5 of that was for brown .. just shows you when you pay peanuts - you get donkeys ... ;p

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It's partly our fault (Celtic) see if we win the league this year rangers are pumped money wise ? No cups etc ? The point the caller made was a good, just shows how Celtic have no Europe money no league money & 1 Scottish cup & sitting afloat.

Rangers 3 seasons of money, 1 or 2 Scottish cups (can't remember) & a ufea cup final... But still in 29million (maybe 24 if White pays the 5million already) in debt, a taxcase with a proposed bill of 49 million? If that cones back as if rangers owe that your looking at 'possibly' looking at debt of nearly 80 million ? Now a use those words of tax case lose the league as loosely b4 anyone just on the band wagon.

Main point the caller made is if rangers win the league there still in debt ? Celtic got lucky with there 9.5 million sale that balanced the books? Anyone see the light here ? ... In my eyes it's 2 things white does, go into admin pay nothing ? (don't know how that works) drop 10 - 15 points then your tick free. Or sell jelly fish & some others to chop down the debt ?

Lenny

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07 Oct 2011 22:53:20
Goodnight all you bears, it's been fun visiting, don't know when I will have time to post again, but keep looking out for TIMALLOY hail hail
dear Ed014 leave you in peace LOL
Ps dont mention Come On You Bhoys In Green
apparently it upsets some people! {Ed014's Note - Good night Timalloy.}

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07 Oct 2011 22:43:37
ed i know you said about anybody is free to post but that timalloy and miko are getting heavy boring and knowbody can be bothered with them because they are getting very childish any chance you could stop posting there posts because it is all you see on this page is they 2 and i know you say just avoid there post but you cant because it is just hundreds of them and then everybody is back to square one talking about the same thing evreytime {Ed014's Note - Their posts are not offensive so there is no reason not to post them.We can only what is sent in.

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But there ed never posts mine and there not offensive so should mine be posted if not offensive because mine doesn't get posted {Ed014's Note - I can't speak for other editors so please stop whining at me.

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Comepletly agree with initial post believe it Ed if you do not start keeping the two pain in the butts of the site you WILL start to lose the real punters, banter is good but total drivel becomes a complete turn off. {Ed014's Note - Obviously then they have succeeded in getting under your skin,as for your other post accusing me of being an 'East Ender',sorry it is just outside Manchester I live,I have never appeared in any soap opera although your paranoid rants are reminiscent of the golden era of Dallas or Dynasty.It is a banter site,if you can't handle it that is not our problem.

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If they are annoying then skip their posts, I like to give the childish ones the childish replies that their childish posts deserve...................... it's childsplay !!!! 4 in a row

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07 Oct 2011 22:31:00
There was Timalloy and Miko
and the Gers fans were pushed
to see who was the brightest
and who was the thiko
they spill some p--h on the Rangers page
hoping to get the Gers fans in a rage
but us Gers fans wont rile
cause were No 1 with style
these guys are two of a kind
riddled with jealousy
cause there 10 points behind.
GERman

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07 Oct 2011 22:23:11
am having an argument here with a celtic minded individual but anyways ah was wantin to askin miko or timalloy if they could tell me if its true that celtic were the first club team to win the european cup with 11 foreigners in there team long before it became fashionable to fill yer team with foreign players?

i say they were but my celtic minded friend says thats utter tosh

Rab {Ed014's Note - Can you go back to posting stuff that we just delete?}

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07 Oct 2011 22:10:51
ok all use ma first name from now on thought id maybe offended the ed with my question and i didnt think my name was offensive lol

rab

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07 Oct 2011 22:09:30
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Best laugh was gers fan (a real one) asking on Celtic site for guys not to post COME ON YOU BHOYS IN GREEN, he was getting quite upset about posting
COME ON YOU BHOYS IN GREEN

How do you know it's a (real fan) tim?
If you've been looking at the site afar can you not POST afar aswell lmao. You canny kid a kidder.
Followfollow81

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Followfollow81, point taken but thanks for re posting Come On You Bhoys In Green, if it is a real bear we have both really pi55ed him off tonight and if it is a tim in disguise he has had some result ha ha Come On You Bhoys In Green Timalloy Ps never mentioned tax case once OOOPPPS

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I don't think (come on you boys in green) will piss anyone off miko/timalloy/lenny/mick/cfc lol. I for one will be shouting for Ireland in the rugby tomorrow morning.

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Tim when you were reading posts afar i bet you were posting afar. What name were you using? I think all the other bears are right. You are miko or the one that got found out by the celtic ed mick or cfc how sad are you?
COME ON YOU BOYS IN BLUE
COME ON SCOTLAND
BBEAR

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07 Oct 2011 22:05:32
how come ma postings never appear on the page?

{Ed014's Note - I don't know but your name is totally unacceptable,it is the first time I have seen it so you obviously don't post using it.Editors decide what gets posted not posters.}

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Forgot to say am new to this banter site and only posted a few times before

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07 Oct 2011 22:01:56
Ref:
Supporter Of Celtic, Obviously Nursing Delusions .....(SECOND) Don't really need to explain that to you do I?

*Yep, I'm afraid you'll have to explain that one to me CanAlex8. Please, enlighten me! lol, you're such a donk! lol........oh, and it's hierarchy, not "heirachy", lol......"Shame" you don't have a grasp of the Queen's English......Miko, smarter than the average bear! x

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Miko....

Also smarter than the average celtic supporter as you keep your money in your pocket instead of supporting your team lololololol

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Ha.....eh, naw!.....Miko

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07 Oct 2011 19:39:42
Sorry how remiss of me, is it Ed014 who is on duty, how are you this evening? Ed007 returns, Miko is always about and now I the one and only timalloy make a guest appearance, all we need now is wee Pat and we are complete LOL Timalloy {Ed014's Note - Good evening.I am doing fine thanks.Nice to hear from you again.

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Cheers Ed014, hope you are not too busy, see England are 0-1 up. I know like Basil Fawlty you say "dont mention the tax case" but just found this
As all Rangers fans are for "God, Queen and Country" well this passage might help
......GOD SAYS PAY YOUR TAXES......
The authorities are God's servants.
Pay all that you owe whether it is Taxes, Fees or Respect and Honour
(Romans 13-6-7) Oh how i wanted that to be 1967 ha ha Timalloy

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I thought with your time away timalloy you would come up with different material. You and miko post the excact same stuff. Is it because youse read from the same hymn book? Its getting BORING tim yawn.
Followfollow81

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Then why comment? Timmy old pal, welcome back, you well? There's only 2 certainties in life, death and taxes! lol.....Miko

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Eh thicko the reason the guy made a comment as this IS thr Rangers Page after all or are you that stupid you have'nt realised yet us Gers fans are hard pushed to see which one of yous is the brightest i feel sorry for you both only having one brain cell between the two of yous now away and toddle of to bed and gives peece GERman

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Ooooooo!! Nite sweetie x

Miko

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07 Oct 2011 18:59:25
See jellyfish gloating league is over, this just motivates us. Remember bears no trophies won in September/October but you lot have LOST 3 trophies. Plus a hat ful of money whyte needs.
Was not that long ago you were all calling for sally's head, wait a few more games and when you drop points these calls will return.
You are all brave, (well up to a point, all nameless bears) coming on celtic site gloating, yet a couple of defeats and you will all disappear again LOL Timalloy
PS your replies below are so poor not worth bothering about, come on give us some original banter back, but Oh I forgot you can only copy Celtic ha ha Come on you bhoys in green

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That's right no trophy s are won by October all we need to do is keep motherwell away and that should be us on our way to victory

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Im all for banter but when the usual suspects turn up to put the boot in(and are always allowed too)try going on the other site and giving them some their ed is about as fair as F.A.R.E no posts put up when in reply to the usuals drivel and you have to ask whats going on ? sh*t im getting as paranoid as them to be quite swiss franc . shaun h {Ed014's Note - I delete alot of rubbish from here as well and yes,you do sound paranoid.

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I said last week no one should get carried away. No trophies are given out in October. Jelavic interview has been twisted into what sells papers you know that and I know that. McCoist would have drummed it into every players head NOT to say anything that can spur another team on. I would be very surprised if he did say that. The interview was ment to have took place over in Greece by a Greek reporter. Was it Samaras's brother by any chance lol?
In Ally We Trust
Followfollow81

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Look Timalloy it will take more than jelavic to motivate that lot of donkeys hee haw hee haw and as for you Timalloy or thicko or ED007 take your lonely brain cell for a walk and come back on this site when you have something intelligent to say but tell then button it. GERman

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Copy celtic ?is this the same fans that do the poznan and sing a liverpool song and you are now copying east stirling nobodyturns up tae watch cause yeez are so bad

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Aye but Jelavic is clearly right. I mean look at our starting 11. All internationals plus people like matt mackay (aussie player of the year) cant make the bench. You lot have maybe half. A few of your starting 11 cant even make the scotland squad. Your pish! Celtic did have some decent results against Rangers last season but we lost miller had no jelavic an lafferty was out etc. I mean come on we had diouf as a loan striker at celtic park. Celtic are crap and dont come close to Rangers.

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Great retorts bears ha ha. Like i say a couple of posts and already they are crying to their Ed014, aw can i give you a cuddle and make it all better diddums.
Give it, take it Come on you bhoys in Green Timalloy

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07 Oct 2011 18:18:55
Timalloy, miko and ed007. The three mickateers.

Oranjeboom

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I like that, cheers pal, lol....Miko

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07 Oct 2011 16:57:28
............Special Announcement.............
Back by popular demand for one night only
I'm Simply the Best, Better than all the Rest
T.I.M.A.L.L.O.Y is my name
Baiting bears is my game!
Been watching from afar all the silly false posts on Celtic site by unamed brave bears, and all the silly gloating, well your Free Pass is Over I have set up my Timalloy "gloat o meter" and whatever you give expect it back in spadefuls.
For instance see some poor wee bear yesterday ran crying to rangers ed about my fellow Tim Miko upsetting you, "please mr ed dont let that nasty tim post again" ha ha like all bears no backbone, you can dish it out but cannot take it back.
Like this liverpool game, what it tells everybody loud and clear is Mr "billionaire" Whyte is S.K.I.N.T.
and needs money to keep club running day to day.
More to come later ladies......... Timalloy
(often imitated never Bettered)

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Well isn't that a surprise! The same day Ed0007 comes back on the forums so does this muppet dimalloy!

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So dhim by your logic everytime the unwashed arrange a friendly in Japan/Korea/USA your saying they are skint .....

FAIL FAIL

Germinator

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Glad u are back for (1 night only) sillyboy
& u don't bait bears u bait badgers but u would not know that because your a tadger
NTYABOW

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Did it take you a whole week to come up with that speech lol? I think the majority of Gers fans know the situation at Rangers tim. Did you see Ed007 caught your very own cfc67 and Mick the bhoy out? The daft thing about it he was arguing with himself lol. Is it true you and Ed007 went to Craig Tara caravan park together lol. Posters have came to the conclusion that you and miko are the same person is it true tim? When you are not around miko is here and vice versa. Miko is like a broken record with the tax issue. It got really boring. I hope with your time away you have came up with new material lol.
Followfollow81

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Back cause im a pain [not by popular demand] and not for the last time.

Im simply a pest, Wetter than all the pests,
T.I.M.A.L.L.O.Y is my name.
Salviating over the Bears is my game! R/R

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Followfollow81, even you must have guessed by now, rangers fans were inundating english eds with posts supposedely from "Celtic" fans, now where did rangers fans try that before? oh yes LFc pages, as i said not one original idea among the lot of you, where Timalloy, Miko, Ed007 Trailblaze all you bears meekly follow. hail hail Timalloy
Best laugh was gers fan (a real one) asking on Celtic site for guys not to post COME ON YOU BHOYS IN GREEN, he was getting quite upset about posting
COME ON YOU BHOYS IN GREEN

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Did you not mean salivating lol.
Followfollow81

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Dimalloy i reckon your head whistles when you get caught in a crosswind mate.

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07 Oct 2011 16:43:35
Link to Charlie Miller interview in the paper regarding Suttons rant regarding "fragile" Rangers this week worth a read

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/2011/10/07/charlie-miller-i-ve-no-idea-what-rangers-team-chris-sutton-is-watching-they-re-flying-and-will-get-even-better-86908-23472507/

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07 Oct 2011 15:37:20
Rangers v Liverpool sold out? looks that way on rangers site

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Ha ha How did you persuade 45000 LIVERPOOL fans to buy tickets LOL Timalloy

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07 Oct 2011 14:31:13
I cant believe the tims call ally fat sally he is still 2 sizes smaller than fatboy commons. Ha.

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The deluded called him worse than that when he made a living out of crashing goals past them, in Ally we trust !
" THIS IS NOT THE END, IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING " HA HA.... Fookin' priceless 4 in a row

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And the Lord said " go forth and multiply " So, Commons has, by three shorts sizes !! Old FAT SHORTs is back in town, "fitter, faster and better" than ever LMFAO........... Rangers 'til I die

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07 Oct 2011 13:40:07
nicika jelavic has told Celtic they are up against it as rangers attempt to drive rangers to there fourth successive title because he believes they are better then the manky mob
source evening times

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This type of paper talk always worries me and sets up motivation for the opposition as it did for us a number of times over the last 3 years ( Commons we are fitter and better thats why we will win nonsense comes to mind ). Plus he is now touting the possibility of moving in the same article, thats the start of the end of his Rangers career.

GDog

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07 Oct 2011 09:16:29
uefa have stated they have serious concerns over swiss court decision for them 2 reinstate sion 2 europa league source daily record, I think all us BEARS should get behind ceptic case 2 stay in competition as they gee us a f***in great laugh particularly on sundays after europa games, played 2 pumped 2,they say they played well against udinese reserve team & were robbed because every ref hates them & he had the cheek 2 give a penalty that was actually as much a penalty as stokes was at IBROX last season, never heard them greet aboot that, well we did greegsy made the greatest save seen 2 man but of course it was georgy the scapegoats fault hope you's stay in europe little boys I would miss pishing meself on thursdays & sundays.
NTYABOW

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TBH i agree with this but not just because of the comedy value which is great btw but also for the coefficient points which Scottish football needs badly. More for the first reason

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At the end of the day UEFA are a laughing stock no matter what the outcome. Its 6 more games for us or £5 million in compo win win either way.

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The end is nigh for UEFA. There is a change coming, this case coupled with the landlady who won her case. If Sky do not win their appeal football is about to change forever, new leagues, new cups and the real possibility of no more international football, should the club teams breakaway successfully. Only Olympic football will give a national presence.

All if the appeal is lost will become a real real possibility. That plus clubs taking control of their own TV rights, selling to the highest bidder. All this and I still havent mentioned Internet football which takes effect from next year!

GDog

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Why would you get compo, you only got in by the back door you clown. Court clearly feel no law was broken by sion therefore wrongly removed from cup and due comp, you lot nothing. Rather you stayed in just to see you pumped on a Thursday and then on the Sunday. Fail fail

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Euefa are a laughing stock over this farce, but still no as funny as you lot trying to impersonate a football team LMAO "ThursdaySunday" is PUMPED day for the runners up..... comedy channel Lol

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07 Oct 2011 08:55:07
Hey My Rang@rs Chums (HMRC - get it, lol), it's the thick, deluded, septic supporter wicth the p*sh chat. I love it when you lot give me pelters, it cracks me up. You are so easy to wind up, it's like clockwork.....and you call me thick.

Anyways, you bears have a good day at work, until next time chumps! YATP........miko x

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Its a shame for Miko I pity him.

Billyboy1

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Especially since he signs off as "Miko", a former Rangers Legend.

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Clockwork as in switzerland, you must have nightmares about that country ya deluded tool.

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It is a shame Billyboy1 I think this is all the excitement he gets in life, we shouldn't ruin that for him.

GovanFR

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Supporter Of Celtic, Obviously Nursing Delusions .....(SECOND) Don't really need to explain that to you do I?

You say this but it seems to have hit a nerve.....

Does Miko need a cuddle to make it all better?

Personally, if HMRC do take points off us, and we did slip a league position through point deductions I would have to see it like this:
(H)eirachy:
(M)otherwell
(R)angers
(C)eltic

CamAlex8

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Think you need to wrap that comfort blanket a little tighter, and sit next to the heater............... Poor soul !

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07 Oct 2011 08:08:46
just reading that gary o connor got cleared for diving,sfa are a joke

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Its not the SFA that cleared him. It was an independent appeals panel that overturned the SFA's ban. Seems like a waste of time to me when Billy Browns even said he dived.

Mark67

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Its madness, I don't think anyone knows whats going on in the SFA with this new fast-tracking system.
How can it not be punished when Stevie Wonder could see it was a Dive,

Rikkisixx

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The SFA are a joke. It needs overhauling from top to bottom and the idiots who are in charge just now put out to pasture. They are a laughing stock.

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That dive robbed the opposition of a point which, come the end of the season could be crucial, that is the travesty imho. If players can be tried by t.v, then teams should be deducted points for cheating diving players, if t.v proves that is the case. Saints will be gutted at this !

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07 Oct 2011 00:20:18
id just like to say a well done to sasa papac very under rated in my eyes never gets a well done from our fans on here papac is one of our best players and mr consistent i love u sasa papac better than wallace anydays

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I agree i like papac but i think your bang out of order taking the piss out of Wallace he is still young and he propabley will be our future left back so i think your out of order

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Papac is the man and a class servant to the club on and off the field but wallace injury free will be a top player for us he looks a good player to me anyhow and will definitly nail the left back position eventually , at the moment though its papac for me first pick

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Agree m8 wallace came on against killie & I thought he was outstanding for only being on pitch for about 25 mins & he linked up well with papac
NTYABOW

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