Rangers Banter Archive April 08 2012

08 apr 2012 20:19:43
..................... celtic please do us a favour as we've got trouble up ahead

look after our blessed title, as apparently we're all but dead

but remember this dear foe,it is only for a loan

as we'll be collecting it next season-to take it rightfully home

you say it isnt tainted that you won it fair and square

that your manager was better and your players showed more care

but if that's how you get your kicks and medals for your team

perhaps rangers should be folded so you could live your dream

but thats not going to be the case as rangers will live much longer

coming back fighting fit growing ever stronger and stronger

so i hope you enjoy this moment there wont be many more

as glasgow rangers are the only team in the world to have won 54.....fact

that is all.....jsm

The premier league title has finally came home
To the stadium across from the Veladrome
It is where it belongs and where it will stay
Until you sort out your debts and your tax you must pay
We'll display it with pride next to the BIG cup
You said it is tainted, we said STFU
You say we are all doomed, a strong Rangers we need
A club full of hatred, bigotry and greed
Out of the hellhole your in, please don't hurry
We all know what happens if he's another David Murray
Whether he comes from the east, or comes from the west
It'll be many a year before you sing "Simply the .....

Jsm please inlighten me as to how & why rangers will be 1) be here next year as there's no buyer yet neither the thought of going down the tubes can't go away yet 2) rangers have half a team as it is & even tho they have took wage cuts & come June 1st if D&P are still there or Whyte then there off?

54 league titles yes.....in a Scottish league I'm sure the likes of real Madrid,barca,bayern etc alllll crap them when they draw against the team with the most league titles LOLOL

Anyway champions 2012 & yesterday Celtic oldest player was 27..... What was rangers ?

Anyway away to eat jelly & ice cream

Lenny

The championship this year the Celtic did win
Your cry of "its tainted" is wearing very thin
You lost the league title to add to your woes
With Mr Neil Lennon in charge of your foes
You are still bitter and twisted of this we all see
On the brink of extinction thanks to the HMRC
Why should we not gloat and act all pally
We despise your team and especially fat sally
If however a pheonix club arises from the ashes
We hope it warps your drums and burns your sashes
I write these things but its only a laugh
Like when you say we all need a bath
To extend the hand of friendship would be proper
We are too scared to do it in case you ask for "spare copper(s)"

How jsm...how will you do this ? I think it'll start with who you can hold onto in the summer, assuming you make it to the summer. What if say..McGregor, Naismith & Davis go ?

Hope Dylan and the BOSS dont read these posts, they will be panicking.

"The Big Hoose" must stay open and that is a fact
Dipping the till, Whyte was caught in the act
You showed him the red card to show he must go
"I own 85% so the answer is no!"
Along comes Bill Miller, a man from the states
"He's got shedloads of money" to keep open then gates
Look into his past in case he's a Walter Mitty
Remember Craig Whyte, who left you feeling so s**tty
To find a new chairman don't be in a hurry
This mess your in started with David Murray
Accept the bid from Ng, the man from singapore
He'll save your club and keep open your door
Give him 2 or 3 years you'll rise to the top
Give Ally the chance to prove he's no flop
Cause Craig Whyte is an a**ehole, who thinks its funny
To buy up your club with feck all money
He lied to the fans, he lied to your team
He turned into a nightmare what should have been a dream.
But again he appears shouting "what about my stake?"
I'll give you back your quid, now f*** off for f*** sake!

3 years, 3 managers, 30 odd players, rangers in administration and eventually selik win a title......well done!!!
J1985

Three poems in reply to the original, thin I win this one!

To #7 Why don't you go to B&Q and see if they have a grow your own brain kit, coming on here repeating what novo said. Shows the mentality of you, no originality and it is no wonder someone like you bought into the craig whyte fantasy when he appeared on the scene.

@9. B&q n get a grow your own brain kit?? Your patter is shocking pal!!
Correct me if im wrong but facts r facts. doesn't matter who highlighted the facts or how many times they have been mentioned.....last time i checked there wasn't a law against repeating a factual statement on a social forum.
J1985

To #10 ok your wrong!

08 Apr 2012 19:35:09
Well its hard to say as a bear but celtic deserved their title. Wats surprised me though is the continued hostility that the resident fools (you know who) have continued to spout. Take your win with good grace and humility and accept our congrats. Its time for you to act like champions of Scotland not bitter children. Or is the only victory your going to be pleased with the end of Rangers? CheltBlue

There's been a fair bit of hostility too from some Rangers fans, without much provocation either in many cases. Ungracious winners and losers it seems, tarnishing both sides.

1903

Without provocation? Is this the only post you've read? Agree with you about there being tarnish on both sides though 1903. duccablue

'Without much provocation in many cases' suggests that in others there was some, surely?

1903

Surely the OP's post was aimed at the hate spewing, gloating, only happy in others pain crowd and not the vast majority of decent Celtic fans. Decent fans are not being attacked and do not need you to come to their defense, the others don't deserve to be defended.

Or do you have a different take on it 1903?

#4: my take wasn't about defending, merely commenting on the unfortunate hostility that comes from both sides; not a response to the OP but an addition, I guess.

1903

08 Apr 2012 19:24:18
I hear Kyle laffatyae is suing Tesco for using his signature on top of their hot cross buns

08 Apr 2012 17:31:40
Champions. King Lenny has done it. Cheers to all the fans that have wish us well and to the rest of them This Is Just The Beginning. Hail King Lenny. Bigirishmac Happy Easter everyone ;)

Happy Easter BIM!

Miko

Have ya no got your own page for hugs an Xs ?
PaulRFC

Again PaulRFC(IA) you show the exact same lack of class and dignity as the Rangers manager Slug McCoist. Try to be a bit more humane, dignified and open to others just as a true gentleman, Mr Neil Lennon, has shown on countless occasions.

@ 3 you must be having a laugh there is no way gentleman and lennon should be used in the same sentance the amount of times he has shown a lack of recpect and dignity towards others is unbelievable

c/bridge bluenose

Oh I say , ok then , sook sook happy Easter , lick lick , is that better ?
PaulRFC

You could actually knock me over with a feather after reading that 3rd post. Absolute BS!! Dignity?? Class?? lennon has had countless touchline bans, has questioned refs n decisions on numerous occassions and you claim he has shown dignity n class as celtic manager?? Deluded wee numpty.
J1985

I wish Lennon would tell the world what Whispering Ally said to him at parkhead. Then we might see who the dignified man is.

LOL. You call Mr McCoist a Slug and the talk about being 'more humane, dignified and open to others just as a true gentleman' in the same sentence.
There's a word for people like you.

Happy Easter BIM. duccablue

@7
Never happen mate.
NL to embarrassed to let everyone know that he spat the dummy out over nothing again.
Ask yourself this.
Who is Lenny protecting?
Is it AM or himself?
If it's the former Why?
NL has never been backward at coming forward in the past, so why now?
If you can give me valid reasons for any of the above then i'll consider changing my mind.
Stevie-A-Bear

08 Apr 2012 15:47:52
rusty the tim here!!ok rangers fans im going to try and write this easy for you's to understand but theres a good chance you's wont!!rangers are in a bad way! agreed?so if a cva is agreed wheres the money going to come from to buy these million pound players and give them 20'000 pound etc wages??not a chance,scottish football has no money,celtic are only surviving because they put a good buisness plan in place a few years back..they only spend what they bring in or can bring in ie sell on value of great players likes of mulgrew,rogne,mathews,ledley,stokes,hooper,sammi,brown,kayal,ki, etc there all great players who are all valued at over 7million.yes celtic have got debt but 1 player going would wipe that and our great support pay for there big wages..so tbk have 10mill for a cva ok,wheres the millions for spending to make you's bigger,better,stronger??share issue,rfff shows you's are willing to put into the club..pml i would love to see craig whyte back to see all the die hard rangers players walk and the big l to happen to see you die hard supporters walk!!!we dont do walking away!! take the blue goggles off and put your normal glasses on and realise rangers are a business and will be run that way and if it means the big l then it will be,if you's are so dead against it stop moaning put into the rfff raise 134 million pay debt then run the club. hail hail glasgow celtic champions,glasgows green and white,o the 5* are coming off!!!rusty we can see you walking away the tim

You must count the number of beans in the tin mate, get uerself a woman or a hobby, obsessing about us only demonstrates your envy and low self esteem. It's called schadenfreude .

Had to laugh at the list of 7 million pound players, i mean rogne? ledley? stokes? matthews? sammi? yer having a laugh. had to check it wasnt april fools all over again

@2..why did you have to check ? Both Ledley & MAtthews are Welsh Internationalist. You really are quite silly

@1: what you're on about isn't schadenfreude. Look it up and learn something.

Haha matthews and ledley are welsh internationals......what does that prove so is danny gabiddon for ffs!

08 Apr 2012 13:54:39
Congrats to Celtic in winning the league, any team that goes unbeaten in the league for 20 something games deserve to win the league, Celtic over took Rangers before we went into admin.
We need to look forward and try and take something positive out of this season, we've got a some good youth players coming through the system..
Another point, the Scottish Media, we'll remember certain hacks, your days will be numbered, lets learn lesson's from this and better ourselves.

Das Shadow

Good post Das, shows you have class so fair play to you!

I have very little, so CHAMPIONEES and GET IT UP YE! lol

Miko x

You're back with a bang after your bum spanking eh moko ? Kiss
PaulRFC

You's need to get through this thing, for the sake of the fans,i mean the true rangers fans not the glory hunters.....b

Mr RFC, are you pissed at me? lol

Moko x

Of course not moko ! It's Easter , I've had a lovely day ! And I can always count on you amusing me ;)
PaulRFC

That's ok then wee man! I thought I detected a touch of 'beel pie' in your posts, I was obviously wrong......as you were then, Percy!

Happy Easter

Moko x

Sound big man (pmsl) , you wrong mika ? Surely not ! ;)
Paul(kiss)RFC

Miko its Championees *

08 Apr 2012 13:07:21
No Celtic fans don't Hate rangers fans actually we all have family and friends we love no matter their alliegence to rangers. What we do hate are idiotic bigots like you that can't even be slightly civil towards Celtic minded people. I wish we could rid the likes of you from both fan bases and just enjoy the banter in a good natured way

Agree 100%, half my family are Celtic supporters but i don't hate them, (although they love to rub it in when they win - but i do the same). If your an ar*ehole then you're an ar*ehole, doesn't matter what team you support.

Is this another pointless rant from our green neighbours? Or are you meant to be replying to someone mate ? If it's not meant to be a reply , then you have issues!
PaulRFC

Paul, I think it's a reply to the post two down from this one.

1903

Paul it's a reply to my post 2 below seem to have touched a few nerves. BLUNTRU 72

@1903 ok , I see , can we not have ONE day without the "hatred" bullsh!t ? It's a very strong word , an those who throw it about WILLY NILLY, no nothing of hatred, they do say that to truly hate something you must first truly love it ! Hmm
Paul(love don't hate)RFC

Paul, I totally agree. All this talk of hatred and so-called fans claiming to hate each other' club and supporters is unnecessary and shows the low intelligence of those who peddle it. Feelings of hatred are what lie at the root of the problems that go hand in hand with football in this country. Rivalry, yes; hatred, no.

1903

08 Apr 2012 11:25:00
Sorry fellow bears but I can't stomach seeing these posts of well done, congrats,you deserved it and the better team won, we are in our darkest hour so I can only think that those who are posting this bile are under extreme stress or have temporarily lost their minds,we should not be even concerning ourselves with what they've done,they hate us and the majority off them want us out of the road,they don't even realise that without us they won' prosper and what would they do without the best derby in the world"clowns"so lets have no more of it ffs.BLUNTRU72 6 county bear.agree or dis "bears only"

And do you hate 'them' and want them out of the road?

You have the sound of a bigot or at least a very bitter wee man

You are not a rangers supporter.and i am sure the true rangers fan would not even sit beside you so grow a pair and help your club instead of mouthing like a child......b

And it's pr*ts like you that give our fans a bad name and ammo for them to use against us. Get a grip it's only a game.

You are the type we are trying to eradicate from our fan base, we don't want the bigoted knuckle dragging element at Ibrox or anywhere else.

You sound like a bigot to me, its the likes of u that give the likes of me the bad name, they won the league and they deserved it, are u that petty? im more concerned for my clubs future than anythin else! rangers are a football team, not an outlet for religious hatred. ntbear

I am in no way a bigot have many pals who support Celtic from both religions I'm just stating we have our own probs and shouldn't be concerning ourselves with anything Celtic are doing if people want to say well done then do it on celtics site.BLUNTRU72 unbigoted Gers man

A agree with the first post screw them and their league win last 2 months they been on hear they want us out the road well we are going to come back stronger and better a hate septic always will even if gers do die a will still hate them if that makes me a bigot then so be it watp ... Kenny bluenose

Oh dear. How are the 1800s, Kenny? Drag yourself out of the past and your hatred. Listen to yourself and realise you're giving decent Rangers fans a bad name. They don't want you doing that but, then again, you probably don't care. Sad, sad, sad.

1903

Only the teams like dunfermline who set thier budget on having Celtic Or Rangers visit thier ground would suffer, but it wouldn't be too bad for them because they would know if they are going to have that money coming in at the start of the season and would budget accordingly. Only the daftest among us think that any of the old firm folding would have such a catastophic effect as finishing scottish football.

Didnt realise hating your bitter rivals meant you were a bigot if thats the case then all septic fans that come onto this page make it obvious they hate us WATP RTID

All of them? You must be reading very selectively.

08 Apr 2012 10:03:43
Well done Celtic for finally stumbling over the line! As for next season, well hopefully the rumours are true and Lennon is going to stay because we need to hit the ground running and I feel that Super Ally has the measure of your man. So enjoy your weakend and lap it up because 2 trophys in 2 years at the peak of your game with players worth 10's of millions in your squad does not Champion material make!

Wake your talking rubbish, its going take at least 3 to 5 years for rangers to get going again.

Rusty the champion tim!!how can youy say my squad is worth 10's of millions of pounds???we got them cheaper than you thought!depending on who you read there value is ?? there only worth what a club will pay for them and if you put rangers best 11 and celtic best 11 you'll see there buying price rangers have spent more!!!tainted title??so if rangers tax case goes against them does that mean in the years they abused ebt's does that mean they titles are ''tainted'' hail hail rusty the laughing tim p.s how many trophys has ally won as manager???

Hmmm 2 trophies in 2 years? Isn't that what Rangers have done? And here's me thinking winning the league makes you the champions. And as for tainted titles and administration, and the 'burden' carried by Rangers prior to Christmas. NOT ONE of us thought you would go into admin outwith the BTC. We all knew it would be at least April before a result was known. So there was no burden. What cost you was injuries to Lafferty and Naismith, and Jelavic's desire to move on. Without those three and combined with poor form you dropped enough points to allow Celtic back in. There was no reason for Rangers not to be 9 points clear going into the Derby at Parkhead. We did the business, you didn't.

GoldCoastBhoy

How many trophies did rangers win this season and last season?

You're absolutely right pal, Rangers are the real Champions, they play the most attractive, flowing football in the league! lol

Indeed, 0 trophies this season does Championship material make! pmsl

Dry yer eyes!

Miko x

It was a long 18 point stride that got us over the line not a stumble. As for spending money on players, that why you are where you are today because you chased the uncatchable dream. When we look back in history you won't see an astirix agains the Selliks name.

I think you only won last season because you had an experienced manager and we didn't. It wasn't a fair fight lol

08 Apr 2012 04:41:08
Hi I'm an arsenal fan but I have been moved by your.clubs.plight so I.decided to.donate but I.have.been coming on this site for about a month or.so now land I am confused as to what the references to.jelly and lcecream are can anyone enlighten me many thanks.

Ps thanks for the donation

Its amazing that an Arsenal fan is even sending a donation to make sure you keep Bartley at Ibrox. He is rank rotten. Julie.

08 Apr 2012 00:44:42
in ten years when we look back on this season, do you think neil lenn+n will be remembered as the manager that won the league when rangers were in administration? by the way, well done celtic,yous are worthy champions!!!

Honestly...no

I think it will be remembered as the year he had a really bad start to the season.that bad of a start if killie went 4-0 up he was going to quit, then lost 9 players or so through injury, pulls back a 15 point lead,goes top of the league BEFORE rangers enter admin & then in April wins the league by beating killie 6-0 with celtics oldest player on the park only being 27 which is Sami.

Celtic lost nearly every player in the starting 11 over this season rangers lost Naismith through injury because 5 min before his injury he tried to wipe a Aberdeen player off the park & karma came back & got him & look what happened ? Naismith out for months jelavic spits the dummy & says he wants to go then then the rest is history. Also even rangers legend said during the transfer window if rangers sell jelavic the leagues over & that's even before admin was even spoke about.

Lenny

Am I right in thinking you truly believe the only team who could have been 'worthy' winners of the league this season are rangers ? Its not tainted my deluded friend its TINTED GREEN & WHITE :-)

No Lennon will be known as the manager who won the league despite the threat of bomb and bullet. GBNL

Not the victim card AGAIN please stop i'm filling up here pft!

I think some celtic fans come on our site with blinkers on, we ( Rangers were always going to get to this point ( losing the league) walter smith win us leagues with less and less money and a lower calibre of player being bought but this year with a calibre of players like ortiz and bedoya coming in they wouldnt even stand out playing for dunfermline. Craig Whyte is a secret celtic fan he even sent some of our better young boys out on loan when we needed them most.

#5: Ah, the myth about no money for Sir Cardigan. Keep it up and you'll eventually believe it.

I think it will be a season remembered for Mr Lennon becoming a successful manager. After being a successful player and captain it was the natural progression for Mr Lennon to be a successful manager, especially at his beloved Celtic. I think it will also be a defining moment in Slug McCoist's career, after throwing away a 15 point lead and his poor record in Europe, not to mention the transfer market, no new owner will have any trust in Slug or his methods, even Mr Whyte didn't want him as manager, which shows that as well as his brilliant business brain, Mr Whyte also knows his stuff when it comes to on the field as well. I fully expect Slug to be back working as a media pundit next season, he has firmly been put in his place by Mr Lennon, who has conducted himself in a manner befitting the manager of THE CHAMPIONS. The humility, dignity and class that Mr Lennon has shown throughout his tenure as THE CHAMPIONS manager is a shining example of how other young managers should go about their business. Slug McCoist could learn alot from watching Mr Lennon and the fine manner in which he conducts himself.

No it will be remembered as Fat Sally's disastrous venture into management. 15 point lead thrown away and now trail by 18. A 33 point swing to the other team, unheard of in modern football. When Sally fails again next year, how many of you will still be telling us he is a great manager?

How many times does it need to be said the Rangers did not drop a 15 point lead it was 9 points RANGERS dropped.

Mr Blonde