Rangers Banter Archive September 16 2011
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16 Sep 2011 23:05:28
diouf is defenetley holding out for a move to ibrox if he wasn't he would have signed for somebody else by now a know Blackpool are wanting him but Holloway said it looks unlikely but they have not said 100 percent no but a think there is only one place he wants to be
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HOPE NOT !!
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Nobody wants him for a few reasons. 1 he is nothing but trouble and 2 he absolute rubbish, not what scottish football or Rangers needs.
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LET'S ALL DO THE DIOUFY
get him signed up Ally
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16 Sep 2011 22:52:44
I heard a statement on BBC news channel it referred to Sion being successful in obtaining an interdict nullifing the results on Thurs and were awaiting a reply from UEFA
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Who cares ?.............. this is a Rangers site
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16 Sep 2011 22:49:28
Sh*te sells papers and keeps them all in a job
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16 Sep 2011 22:38:38
ally mccoist says no decision has been made on trialist matias abelairas. "he is looking fine" said mccoist. "he played in a close-doors game, he is enjoying training and we are enjoying having him and thats the way we will keep it going at the moment". (bbc teletext friday)
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16 Sep 2011 21:22:05
Anyone know good pub in kinghorn/Burntisland area to watch game on Sunday? Going there for weekend and don't want to end up in a manky mob pub
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16 Sep 2011 21:10:19
forget the cash rubbish,,LETS GET RIGHT IN TAE THIS MOB ON SUNDAY
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Will it be Naismith diving for the goals, big ugly & mcculloch cutting about like hatchet men and not getting booked, dodgy offsides or the tic not getting stonewall penalties that will decide the game?
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No we will just gub ye as usual! Surely u must be used to it by now.
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Seems like the paranoia has started already! You had the better of the Old Firm games last season did you not? And did you not get a dubious penalty at Ibrox which big lama heed missed? Grow up you sad little p***k! It's idiots like you that the game doesn't need.
p.s Sounds like you've got all your excuses ready though! Are you that worried?
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If i was a smeltic fan i would be more concerned with my own teams defficiencies than worrying about rangers
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16 Sep 2011 20:59:26
what will the score be in Sunday then i say it will be rangers 2 Celtic 0 cmon rangers 4 in a row
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That's what I'm going for 2-0 Jelavic and Davis to score
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16 Sep 2011 20:55:27
heard a Mr C Whyte and his "partner" Sally are on Million Pound Drop tonight, after all any winnings are TAX FREE LOL Timalloy
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Timolloy your patter is terrible
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Its only to make up for the fact your own team are serial failures timmaloy
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Timolloy i know your a bluenose mate just admit it you will feel better ones you come out and say it just admit it mate cmon say it with me timolloy is a rangers fan a know you don't want to dissapoint your family but you cant take away what you really are one more thing this is to you timolloy 4 in a row Celtic are pish a know your dying to say it out loud
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Timollys a bluenose
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Timalloy is a very witty fellow. Good looking and sharp as a tac. All men want to be him and all women want to be with him........ Carlsberg don't do bulls**t.......
Away to your bed sad act!
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16 Sep 2011 19:36:30
Penny Arcade - you couldn't make that one up given the current state of Rangers finances.
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Why should it bother you, don;t you have enough to worry about -given that was your 32 defeat in 33 tries away in europe ....
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Don't have anything to worry about. Looking forward to at least 5 more European games this season and the additional revenue the home games will give us.
The only person who'll be chasing you this season is the Taxman.
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With 6 wins in 40 home and away games in europe shoosh.
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Back door though lol
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The only person who'll be chasing you this season is the Taxman.
Ehhh, you lot are chasing us at the moment. Good one, think before posting a witty comment next time.
GovanFR
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Is that not why we chose that song, coz we're skint and still winning?
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16 Sep 2011 19:30:27
song for sunday
everybody look to the left
everybody look to the right
can you feel that
were playing with love tonight
its not about the money ,money,money
we dont need your money,money,money
we just wanna make the league ours
forget about the pricetag
aint about the {ha} cha-ching cha-ching
aint about the {yeah} ba-bling ba-bling
we just wanna step up and play
forget about the pricetag
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That was just gay
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No chance mate thts pure heavy bent man!
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My name is Simon cowell a want to sign you up on a 1 million pound contract and that is without even going on the x factor your a great singer not
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16 Sep 2011 19:30:24
Rangers best 11 for Sunday.
Mcgreggor
Whittaker Goian Bocanegra Papac
Naismith Davis Edu Wylde
Lafferty
Jelavic
I also imagine this is the only 11 we can put out, exceptions being McCulloch for Edu, which I don't think will happen as McCoist has kept him in the team after some quite bad performances and in my opinion the Dundee Utd game was probably one of his best performances. Mckay for Wylde doesn't seem likely as Ally seems to be a big fan of Wylde and mentioned him as one of the players that likes to get forward and into the box, and as for Mckay playing CM, never going to happen, never played there before for Rangers and Ally already has quite a few options in that position. Wallace isn't fit so Papac will be in LB, and that is the team.
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16 Sep 2011 19:20:31
We are going to win on sunday and be top with a few not too bad fixtures coming up,we actually could get a wee lead that could count big style later,,,,,,,,,please KEEP BELEIVING
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16 Sep 2011 19:13:11
Good thing about McKay is could play him on the left and have Wylde's pace on the bench to come on later on in the game for a different dimension.
Confident.
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16 Sep 2011 19:10:05
My first 11
-----------McGregor------------
Whitts---Goian---Bocanegra---Wallace---
---Davis---Naithsmith---Makay---
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--------Jelavic---Lafferty----------
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16 Sep 2011 18:45:28
6 wins in last 40 european games home and away.......discuss please
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P1sh record, what else if there to discuss.
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16 Sep 2011 18:11:04
My 11 for sunday shagger wittiker goian papac wallace mckay davies edu naismith jela lafferty what do u think ano its touch and go with wallace and a dont lke the midget american center half plean loyal
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Is that the American midget who is only 6ft tall. 1 inch shorter than me, he is a giant in Glasgow, just hope he doesnt get rickets like 99% of the locals- to be taken as seriously as your original comments.
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16 Sep 2011 18:07:49
My team for Sunday would be:
McGregor
Bocanegra Goian Papac
Whittaker. Wylde
McCulloch
Davis. McKay
Naismith
(free role)
Jelavic
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16 Sep 2011 18:03:34
domt know why so called fans are saying get ally out! we are sitting top of the league, unbeaten and only conceded 1 goal this season in the spl! yous need to get a grip! bring on the celts
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Mate i agree but i haven't heard this on this page for quite a while now so why come out and say this are you trying to get arguments on here again because if you are coming on here to wind us up then f*** off
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16 Sep 2011 17:27:44
Have to say all these posts about Common's could come back to bite us. Knowing our luck he'll score a hat trick now. What a f***IN size he is tho. Reminded me of Flo Capp the way he was running about last night.
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He realy has a beutiful big well rounded arse on him tho are they now buying his shorts at jackamo
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16 Sep 2011 16:55:06
f*** the debt, f*** the taxman, f*** bain. lets all just focus on the game sunday and get behind supper ally and the team for the season! let craig whyte and the staff deal with the background buissness and let the fans be fans and just concetrate on the football for once! sick of everyone going on about the money when we cant solve it, but can help buy turning up every week and supporting the team!
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16 Sep 2011 16:47:04
This is the team I would go with on Sunday.
Gk: McGregor
Rb: Whittaker
Lb: Papac
Cb: Goian
Cb: Bocanegra
Rm: Ortiz
Lm: Wylde
Cm: Davis
Cm: Naismith
St: Jelavic
St: Lafferty
Lafferty and Naismith to score, 2-1, MOAN THE GERS!!!
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My team would be
1. McGreggor
2. Whittaker
3. Papac
4. Bocanegra
5. Goian
6. Edu
7. Naismith
8. Davis
9. Jelavic
10. Mckay
11. Whylde
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My team would be
Millar
Taylor Smith McDonald McClachlan
Stevenson Yates McWilliams Stewart
Leadbetter Wilson
All guy's from my work, thats all we need to HUMP the poor folk fae the Darkside 3v1 EASY !! or, I am a lego eater ! I've never been more confident. It's great to be a Bear
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16 Sep 2011 15:40:39
Rumour has it that Disney and Universal are in talks with Celtic about buying Kris Commons out of his current contract at Parkhead. They believe that he has a massive future in film. He has been approached to play the lead role in the remake of the 90's classic free willy. The whale is unavailable to play the part so commons is in with a real shout. There has also been talk of him playing Elvis in the eagerly anticipated movie about the king's life, although Jaoquin Pheonix is in contention to play the early Elvis and commons to play him during his toughest years where he gained a hugh amount of weight before his unfortunate death. The film will conclude with commons muching f##k out a burger while taking a s##t. Any more suggestions on suitable roles bears?
J1985
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Big Momma
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Chunk. In a remake of the Goonies.
I can see him doing the truffle shuffle.
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Moby Dick.............(head), he'll be eating pies on Sunday, while the runners up are getting trumped, M'lord............ 3v1 GERS
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16 Sep 2011 15:38:56
i have sopported rangers for more years than i can remember,wee are may be top of the league at the moment going for 4 ina row but it still one of the poores rangers i have watched, so to my fellow bears i would not be over confident for sunday ,there is not much to pick between them p.s. celtic played ok last night to be fair .hope they are tired.old bob
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Well old bob support your team and stop being so negative or are you from the other mob trying to wind us up again
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16 Sep 2011 15:24:16
-------------magregor--------------------- whittaker Goian Bocanegra Papac---------------Davis Mculloch Mckay-------------Naismith----------------------Lafferty-------------------Jelavic------- *KSD*
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16 Sep 2011 15:06:05
4 young boys had a dream to start up a football team,
They had no money, kits or even a ball,
But they still carried on and
The Rangers were born
After 54 titles were still going strong!....
BRING ON THE SCUM ON SUNDAY .. EASY EASY EASY
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16 Sep 2011 15:04:59
may i add what team comes back stronger from administration...what a load of tripe {Ed001's Note - Southampton? A number of Football League sides in fact.}
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Napoli
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Motherwell?
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Leeds is the best example
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To be honest i think EVERY club benefits from going into administration ! hence why they go there, hence why the leagues brought in rules of what happens if u go into administration as it was too easy for club so spend spend spend then go into admin and recover far more quickly without paying off the full debt.
Therefore every club benefits from going into admin as they end up not paying they full dbt the majority of the time.
simples.
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You fool.
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Fiorentina.
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Dortmund
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Gretna
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Ahem....
I recall Celtic were MINUTES away from going bankrupt!
NOt administration or anything. Out of business ...
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16 Sep 2011 15:02:47
https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-support-craig-whyte/211873348874739 lets all support craig whyte
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16 Sep 2011 14:53:36
What's the matter with Bedoya? IS he injured or just unfit, seen he didn't play last weekend?
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The Ibrox hudu has struck.... May be a dud! It is a bit early to say this about him but why not?
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Apparently he had a knock or a groin strain so wasn't able to play. Should be in contention for sunday though. Muzz
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16 Sep 2011 13:58:20
There is a rumour going about that Celtic fans are completely obsessed with anything and everything to do with Rangers,don't know how true this is but by being able to read i would say it's 100% true.What does everyone think of that?RFC1973
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IT'S A FACT !!!!!! and it's patheTIC.......... cannae wait til Sunday, to silence the shameless ones. 3v1, Lafferty double, at the Broomloan road end......................... LMAO
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16 Sep 2011 13:28:11
mccoist says abelairas done well in a closed game on wednesday and will continue to train
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16 Sep 2011 13:13:20
to all rangers fan dont listen to all the gossip mr whyite didnt buy rangers to sell on give him time nobody is bigger than rangers he didnt become a billion pound man though dodgy deals his heart is with the gers and fans, give ally and craig all your support thru these hard times we will come thru this KEEP THE FAITH and give the rangers the biggest roar on sunday we will overcome
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16 Sep 2011 12:22:29
Celtic boss Neil Lemmon: We'll be ready for Old Firm clash after P**h poor efforts in Madrid Ha! Ha! This mans having a laugh, away and bile yir heed min , away the bears.
It’s great being a bear.
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16 Sep 2011 12:14:21
Rumour has it Kris "jug hips" Commons is a doubt for Sunday. He ripped his shorts right up the arse last night when he bent down to undo his laces. The kit man at the piggery doesn't have another pair that will fit him. Neil Lennon has sent Allan Thompson round to Susan Boyles house to see if she has a replica kit that she's willing to loan out.
Follow Follow
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LOL, we should all chant "sumo" every time he gets the ball.
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This made me spit my lunch all over my dash board ha.
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Spat your lunch over your dashboard?stay in a transit do you?
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Lol, the piemaster is a doubt, because he will be sitting in the changing room with a massive calzone pizza, and " nayb'dies gettin' a bit "...FAT shorts... 4 in a row
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16 Sep 2011 11:55:07
Mr Whyte is a very shrewd business man. I'm 100% sure he know's exactly what he is doing with our club. So lets all get behind Ally and the team for Sunday and the rest of the season. ( just in-case you've not noticed we are top of the league and unbeaten in SPL). Mr Whyte will take care of the rest cos he is a bear at heart. WATP Keeno
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16 Sep 2011 11:27:37
Hi ED001 is there not a Rangers fan
Editor we could have permanently
On here? Not saying there's anything
Up with you just makes it easier
When having a chat.
Billyboy1 {Ed001's Note - there are a few, they are just having a break at the moment. With the sites being so quiet during the closed window, there really isn't enough to do for any new editors. I don't want to sort it all out for a new one only to get bored with nothing to do in a week or two!}
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16 Sep 2011 11:29:31
I used to enjoy reading the posts on this.. They are now just so negative with zero FACTS!
We are Blue - through and through, let's do this mob on Sunday!
We are Rangers, Super Rangers!
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16 Sep 2011 11:09:35
McGregor
Whittaker. Goian. Boca. Wallace or Papac
Naisy. Davis. McCulloch. Wylde
Jelavic. Lafferty
That would be my team for Sunday
I would play McCulloch because he
Is agressive and wouldn't allow
Celtic to boss the midfield.
Maybe McKay could come in for
Wylde but he might not be ready to start.
What do you think bears?
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I'd play Davis and McKay in the Centre Mid positions. I'd be tempted to play five in midfield as Davis and Naismith always get forward and offer plenty support. McKay looks like he likes to get forward as well. Celtic are pretty strong in the middle so we're going to have to get in their faces.
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I know it won't happen but I'd be tempted to play a 4-5-1 or 4-4-1-1 with Davis and Mckay in the middle and Bedoya playing off Jelavic. Bedoya will need time to settle in though and Lafferty is playing well just now though!
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16 sep 2011 08:27:52
hmrc are going to court to stop any business that goes into admin getting away with not paying them.....if you dont think i am telling the truth read the papers.......this means we could be made to pay all the debt !!!!
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And we could pay f*** all because we could win the tax case, just like the other cases that have been took 2 court by hmrc over ebt's & I am telling the truth also so away & have a jobby & think about what team you want on the park on sunday that RANGERS are going 2 pump
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Incidentally you are not "telling the truth", rangers already owe HMRC £4.2m so exactly what cases "that have been took 2 court" are you referring to?
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Google it dazzabhoy, HRMC have not won an EBT case yet.
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If it was in the papers it must be true then eh?! Dazzabhoy away back to the runners up page. Again taking your information from a newspaper. No one knows what the outcome of this case will be FACT!!!!!
Glasgow Rangers Champions 3 Scotland Runners Up 1.
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As for the poster lying, you are not averse to stretching the truth yourself. The bill is 2.8m and has been accepted by the gers we are in dispute over the penalty. Why don't you worry how you are going to get commons into ibrox without demolishing a wall yah muppet.
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18 Sep 2011 14:58:51
why do you people keep on lying about HMRC never winning an EBT case?
www.hmrc.gov.uk/practitioners/macdonald-v-dextra.htm
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16 Sep 2011 08:10:42
wish there was another kris commons who played football. Then he would be known as "the fat" Kris commons. Did anyone else notice the stadium shake when he was warming up? Thank god we never signed the boy. Had a decent 1st season but his condition this season is a disgrace.
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Y not Jst call him fat kris commons
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16 Sep 2011 02:18:05
This is the last time I'll get on here before Sunday.... so one last shout-out for the Teddy Bears, let's do this mob, show them who the Champions are.
Super Ally, you know the script mate, send the jungle jims away from Ibrox utterly dejected, just like you done all the time as a player
Fellow bears going to the match... lets get Ibrox bouncing, show the new boys we signed exactly what it means to beat the Bheggers
Enjoy the weekend Bluenoses
Mark
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16 Sep 2011 01:58:21
Has anyone else noticed that over the last two days the Media have softened towards Mr Whyte. They were shouting, show us the Money and giving him pelters for not splashing the cash and blaming him for our euro exit. A fair few of us did aswell. It's now cam to light just how much of a challenge he has taken on.
Look at the mess he has inherited, and just where would we be without him.
He paid Lloyds .. what if he never, we would be withouth 4 or maybe 5 players who will have a huge influence on the game this Sunday (win lose or draw)
we would still be in debt to lloyds and we would still have had both the tax issues to deal with, (only one would have been brushed under the carpet)- I say lets get right behind him - even if HMRC hit us with a Massive Bill, its not his doing.
3-1 Gers, Smeltic defence is looking rather lighweight Jela and Laff Naismith
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Look at the mess he has inherited, and just where would we be without him.
He did not have to buy rangers if he has done his homework then he would know what to expect.
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16 Sep 2011 01:34:54
To the Tune of the the legendary George Harrison of The Beatles .. (if your too young look it up on youtube)
Let me tell you how it will be
TaxMan .......(GTF)
It's NONE for you
and 3 for Me .... Taxman (GTF)
Cuz I'm Gers man .. Oh yeah- I'm a Gers Man ...
Come on the Bears .. pave the way ...4IAR
After all .. They're just not good enough .. just not good enough
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16 Sep 2011 01:06:09
am gonna have nice dreams rangers winning 4 in a row and before i know it wee will win 4 in a row jelavic will score on Sunday so will Naismith and so i reckon 2 nil to rangers and then all us bears will be delighted have a good sleep everybody
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We.... means ( us)
Wee ....means ( Little )
Not trying to be nasty !!!
Cheers !
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16 Sep 2011 00:06:18
alright ed how are you today has been my first time posting the day since a week ago because my charger for the laptop broke but got one the day and i was straight on this website nothing unusual as i love this website
Campbell {Ed001's Note - nice to know you enjoy it, I enjoy it most of the time on this side of the site as well.}
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