19 Jan 2013 17:19:47
A little rumour I just heard (or perhaps a bit of banter?) - apparently Mike Ashley at Newcastle is looking for a new manager for Newcastle after todays result. Rumour has it that he wants Ally to come and re-build The Magpies fortunes. In fact he would like to form a Rangers-Newcastle-United-Superstore-Football Team, and play in both leagues at the same time. Charles Green welcomes the idea and has flown to Geneva to discuss this masterplan with UEFA. Ashley and Green - The Masters of The Universe. Muppets.
I hope you told the person that told you this wee rumour that they were talking absolute nonsense and that they should go for a lie down and stay off the strong cider for a bit.
The tiger
Began to get interested and somewhat upbeat on this post, idea is great, excitement went to zero when I thought back to initial input saying Ally to become Necastle manager which made me believe post is absolute complete BS.
Whatever flicks your switch I suppose.
20 Jan 2013 01:37:43
@#1 why would he do that? If op is a rangers fan, of course he would believe it!
Kisy
Of course it is crap. But highlights the fantasy world that "footballing mavericks" live in. Green in the 4th Tier of Scottish football, Mike Ashley about to get relegated after spending a fortune on players. Ashley also hiring an already failed manager (Pardew) on one of the most lucrative deals ever offered to an English Premier League manager. Green and Ashley. Two duds.
Are you having a laugh, with sally as manager it won't be rangers going to the conference it will be newcastle .
Ally as an EPL manager. It's just so ridiculous. What EPL board and fan base would trust their fortunes and expenditure to Ally? Get real.
Refs wouldn't help him with nine red cards against opposition down there.
Ally as manager in epl is a no go just as lennon would be totally out of his class
Whats lennon got to do with this issue
@8, was it ally who was invited to a managers dinner with all of the greats or was it Lennon? Was it am who beat barca and almost had a draw in nou camp or nl? Is it the epl and top leagues going after the talented players of your club that am has brought in or is it nl? Nl is been scouted for a epl clubs, and this is a tic fan making this all up it is just public knowledge unlike how yous like to start all these rumours.
Do Rangers fans not understand satire? seems they missed the point of the OP. The word Muppets at the end should have explained it. By the way, bears, good result today, keep up the good work. be good if you could beat 11 players though, like they have in proper football.
People keep going on about allys ability to sign players. He has had very little money for two seasons.
Celtic fans are really hurting were still here lennon couldn't beat arbroath in glasgow he would be kicking water bottles all over grounds in epl what a laugh
@10 'almost had a draw' !! how many points do you get for that in the champions league? anyway nl copied walter with his tactics.
£5m for Hooper and you knocked them back!!
Any bids in for your £20m plus midfielder? value by nl.
and this is a bear not making it up, you just can't.
@ 11 Be good if you could do well in Europe whilst not having such an easy ride in the spl without Rangers!
@14, you don't get points as you no for not getting a draw(secs away mind you) but it does open a lot of ppls eyes around the world, copied Walter? You think you can go all out and not defend against the best team ever? Did nl not put on a forward and other attacking players which an 18 year old scored to beat barca? We already rejected a 7mill bid for hooper before so why would we take 5? And wanyama is been tracked by man u, arsenal as well other top clubs and it's only a matter of time before we cash in on him. Just because we haven't sold him dosent mean he is not worth 20mill for this is his first season and already top clubs are after him so just think of what another season will do. do you not see how dumb you sound for you has your rangers eyes on when your club is the rangers, your jealousy is to big for you to see sense and true football thinking. Is it because your leaders have lied to you and give you false hope that you think this way?
@15, are you saying Celtic are doing good in Europe because the rangers is not in the league or you Celtic are playing badly? Cause Celtic would have been top of the group if they had draw barca in the nou camp only to lose in the last secs. Why can't yous just accept Celtic are doing great as a buisness and a club without hate? Have your leaders messed you up by all the lies that you don't see the real facts? Cause we all know that yous tune in to hope to see Celtic do bad but they haven't so you have to make things up to make you feel better. As the world says great job.