Rangers banter 8

16 Jan 2026 14:03:38
Wee bit of Friday fun.
MPH Supercomputer time!
Rangers have taken 33% of the points from both Hearts and Celtic.
Hearts have taken 100% of the points from both Rangers and Celtic.
Celtic have taken 8% of the points from both Rangers and Hearts.
Rangers have taken 71% of the points from all the other teams.
Hearts have taken 67% of the points from all the other teams.
Celtic have taken 77% of the points from all the other teams.
16 games to go.
We need to break Hearts monopoly over us.
And continue the current trajectory under Rohl where we have taken 83% points from all the other teams.


100% of the points against Celtic.
With our only defeat being against Hearts.
In the same period Hearts have only took 45% of points from the other teams.
100% of the points against Celtic.
100% of the points against Rangers.
In the same period Celtic have taken 64% of points from the other teams.
0% of the points against Rangers
0% of the points against Hearts.
With our title rivals playing each other in a fortnight, something must give.
If we can continue our winning form against Dundee.
And the new signings prove their worth.
Dare to dream?
Keep the Faith. 🔴⚪🔵.

16 Jan 2026 15:02:55
"Celtic have taken 8% of the points from both Rangers and Hearts
VS
In the same period Celtic have taken 64% of points from the other teams.
0% of the points against Rangers
0% of the points against Hearts. "

MPH, you either need to buy a new computer or clarify a few of these stats for us numpty's.

16 Jan 2026 15:51:07
Hi Blue North,
Celtic have taken a possible 1 point from 12 against Rangers and Celtic = 1%.
But against all the other teams in the league, they have taken 64% of the points.
Equates to Celtic are rubbish 👍.

16 Jan 2026 16:32:53
MOH good stats. could we still win the league if the percentage points won overall ratio stays the same but we don't beat Hearts. despite losing to them we have eaten into their league on us by 10 points I think.

16 Jan 2026 16:34:08
Love the stats analysis, even if I struggle with all the detail. Very interesting where poi ts gained/ lost for the top three.
I honestly believe we will win the title if we maintain momentum and stick to Danny's masterplan.

16 Jan 2026 13:55:41
Seeing Ward-Prowse told to go pursue his career by Notts Forest anyone else think he would be a cracking short term addition? Good exp cracking set piece taker could be just the sort of additional leader we could use right now not sure his wages but i don't think he would be a bad addition if possible 🤷🏻‍♂️.

16 Jan 2026 14:51:29
Great player who could control games for us, plus his dead ball is top top, would make us tick for a couple of seasons.

16 Jan 2026 14:55:52
Thought he was only on loan at forrest, still west ham player. allegedly on £115k a week.

16 Jan 2026 15:58:46
Top player wages too high.

16 Jan 2026 16:00:34
He could drop a hundred grand a week jasp lol.

16 Jan 2026 13:40:52
Could the gustavo hammer rumour be linked with Barron injury, this 1 could be true, at 29 won't be much of a sell on tho but a player for here and now if rumours are true.

16 Jan 2026 14:11:29
ED33,I've checked mate and for some reason my original posts to start a new thread don't seem to be getting through 🤔My replys to other posters posts are getting through, so don't know why i'm not getting my original/starting posts through mate 🤔.

{Ed033's Note - Here are Sir Walter Smith OBE's last 4 posts (to start a new thread) that reached us and posted on this site. This means some or all of your posts (to start a new thread) are reaching us.

1. [Discussions] - 15 Jan 2026 18:27:43
I see Aberdeen allegedly close to signing lyall Cameron on loan from us until the end of the season? I would give that club f**k all!

2. [Banter] - 15 Jan 2026 18:57:45
Which tv channel is showing the afcon final on sunday between morocco V senegal ?

3. [SPFL] - 16 Jan 2026 06:04:11
As we've all seen now what an outstanding save that was from craig gordon against Dundee against Hearts last week, which secured the 3 points for them. So what's our opinions fellow bears does the outrageous/brilliant save by our very own allan McGregor against braga or benfica still rank better than that save from gordon ?Both were quite similar saves and both down at their bottom left hand sides

4. [Debates] - 16 Jan 2026 14:06:10
Big CD9 and callum wilson look like one another but that's where the similarities end, as wilson couldn't lace big Dessers boots

16 Jan 2026 16:13:43
Check your posts in your profile coops, if there in there then there up in the forum bud👍.

16 Jan 2026 16:35:26
I've checked Fork and a good few don't seem to have got through although my replys like i've stated previously are getting through mate 🤔.

16 Jan 2026 17:04:58
Are you trying to start a new thread about the same stuff already posted in previous threads?

16 Jan 2026 16:54:45
I wasn't having problems for a few days coops with everything I changed servers.

16 Jan 2026 18:11:35
Maybe EDS censoring you🤬🤬😉🤣👍.

16 Jan 2026 11:46:22
I thought olsen was a singing, but my lord 🤗🤗🤗🤗.

16 Jan 2026 12:44:55
Right Ryan get it telt.

16 Jan 2026 12:53:57
What have you heard?

16 Jan 2026 12:55:13
Don't tease Ryan who are you referring to please? 😬.

16 Jan 2026 13:12:31
Cmon man spit it ooot 😭.

16 Jan 2026 13:17:48
He's reeling you all in … 🤣.

16 Jan 2026 13:19:54
As isa in still game says, " people huv te know ".

16 Jan 2026 13:28:01
🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣.

16 Jan 2026 13:29:48
I took it that its dragging on.

16 Jan 2026 13:41:56
Maybe any new faces will be paraded before the game tonight. 🤞.

16 Jan 2026 14:11:28
anyone fishing should be flogged in town centre 🤣🤣.

16 Jan 2026 14:28:34
I heard the Motherwell player also 🤣 lads am easily exited.

16 Jan 2026 14:57:26
John, EHL and now Ryan hinting that we could be signing (not singing Ryan 😜) a big name has me all of a quiver.

16 Jan 2026 15:21:13
Your easily exited Ryan?

16 Jan 2026 16:03:06
I personally think he'd be the biggest signing. We could loan them Curtis weaken them against us twice.

16 Jan 2026 17:26:15
sorry but dint see maswanhise as a big signing or one to get me excited. Nothing against signing him but not the box office type. He is a big name granted at 10 letters.

16 Jan 2026 09:48:48
Nosferatu have you never heard of tempering expectations.
I had said I was not expecting announcement not that there was definitely not going to be an announcement.

Quite possible that we get 3 announcements in the coming days.

But again temper expectations.

16 Jan 2026 10:59:22
Aphelion disregard the noise and keep doing what your doing, always cracking input and its always welcome 👍.

16 Jan 2026 11:58:13
Yes Aph love the chat keep it coming.

16 Jan 2026 12:12:04
Keep them coming Aphelion, the vast majority of us appreciate your input.

16 Jan 2026 12:38:22
People need to stop taking everything as gospel. Things change, delays happen and time frames change.

16 Jan 2026 12:44:07
Wishy correct mate, things change regularly.

16 Jan 2026 13:10:43
Aph, ignore mate. I have already mentioned the Jardel syndrom. How disappointed we all were about his wife not being a regular at Ibrox.

16 Jan 2026 13:13:57
Danny Rohl himself isn't certain of timelines, he says so himself in his interviews. He even says I don't want to say too much because he knows it'll set some of them fans off if a transfer or injury takes longer than he says 🤣

Whether it's today, tomorrow, next week the information was clearly along the right lines.

16 Jan 2026 13:43:23
It's not like gong to the shops to buy a pint of milk - a bit more complex unfortunately.

16 Jan 2026 14:01:11
Just ignore it Aphelion you just continue the very good posts you always post my friend 👍.

16 Jan 2026 14:33:42
Patience is 1 thing that will never be associated with this fan base …

After the last 13 yrs is now thinner than ever.

We can only hope.

16 Jan 2026 09:02:36
We should be all over the callum Wilson opportunity if he agrees a pay off from West Ham i'm genuinely excited by the 3 signings but think a striker is a must and if we could get a deal for Wilson that could give us the goals we will need.

16 Jan 2026 09:45:30
Great player but the last thing we need is another highly paid injury prone player from England.

{Ed001's Note - he is on a 5k basic at the Hammers. Does get big bonuses for playing and scoring though, but not really highly paid for a footballer these days.}

16 Jan 2026 10:02:41
OWS he hasn't played more than 20 games in he last 3 seasons mainly due to injuries of various types. once upon a time he was a 1 in 2 striker and if he was still that then I would agree but he is now less than 1 in 4, 33 and has had injuries regularly. a no from me.

16 Jan 2026 10:23:01
The other mob have enquired about him.

16 Jan 2026 10:38:08
Wilson will score for fun in our league, his problem with he be on the park for doing that.

16 Jan 2026 10:57:00
I don't think Wilson is good enough now to be the type of player we should be after. His goal return in recent years has been poor and there is no evidence to suggest that he would score for fun in our league.

16 Jan 2026 11:01:58
Rather bring Rory Wilson back in till end of the season Miovski and Danilo have been very underwhelming this season and big Chermiti has struggled for goals albeit he's contributing to our all round play.
Calum Wilson wouldn't string two games together.

16 Jan 2026 11:10:18
Ed I'd be surprised if he would accept a similar deal up here but I take your point.

16 Jan 2026 11:27:52
Still scoring doubles for West Ham in the Epl this season, that only tells me he would score many goals in this league, especially for Rangers or Celtic, but his major problem is being fit enough for doing that.

16 Jan 2026 11:40:49
He would score in this league at least 1 in 2 the problem is keeping him fit.

16 Jan 2026 12:11:01
Just another Roofe.

16 Jan 2026 12:31:24
Looks like he's going to Saudi now.

16 Jan 2026 12:47:03
How's he going to score if he's never fit?

16 Jan 2026 13:05:19
star he scored 1 double against Bournemouth. as you say issue is keeping fit but even when he is he hasn't been scoring; 4 in 17 games with 8 starts in that. once upon a time he was decent but think he would be another in that long line of ageing EPL players who don't succeed up here.


tbh I would rather another young prospect who at least will benefit us long-term potentially.

16 Jan 2026 13:11:33
Coldo it was said if fit, that must have been too much for you.

16 Jan 2026 13:19:30
Saudi prob his next job, could end up across the city tho, good forward at Bourmouth but always injured hardly played for Newcastle.

16 Jan 2026 13:37:18
If is not factual, if is a presumption and if you look at his injury record its clear that his current pattern of injuries still plagues him and given the recent long list of players from England failing in Scotland he wouldn't score for fun up here.

Scoring one double in the Premier League is not evidence either that would support any claim that he would score for fun up here.

16 Jan 2026 14:14:17
Wilson now linked with Everton.

16 Jan 2026 07:39:30
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16 Jan 2026 06:30:48
Someone on here suggested that we would be bringing in an experienced number 6 player that would potentially be a future captain of oir club. Is it possible that player is Neil Dan from Sunderland. Does anyone know how good this lad is and coerect me if i'm wrong about the possible future captain bit.

16 Jan 2026 07:45:22
Cmac, i remember the post regarding that it was John i'm sure who posted the experienced no.6 we're signing will be possibly our next captain 🤔.

16 Jan 2026 08:11:31
Cmac it was also that he would really excite us. Neil is a good player but not sure he does that to me at least.

16 Jan 2026 08:50:36
Personally i'd prefer the danish midfielder silas andersen over dan neil as our new no.6 but i like dan neil also 👍I know that the mob across the city are allegedly interested in andersen also 🤔.

16 Jan 2026 09:11:30
John, can you confirm or deny that this is still the case?

16 Jan 2026 09:32:11
The way John was talking I would assume that its definitely not Dan Neil from Sunderland. Does not fit the wow factor or captain material that John had alluded to.

16 Jan 2026 10:29:14
Cmac, Dan Neil is a very good footballer mate, played over 200 game's for Sunderland, captain the last a couple of seasons and only just turned 24, best cm they had in the promoted team last season, just can't see us getting him, clubs from the EPL, Italy, Germany are chasing him, but would love it if we could manage it, he has good technical ability and a pure workhorse in the middle of the park, watched him play must be over 20 times in the flesh.

16 Jan 2026 10:35:42
Thanks for the info Mystar.

16 Jan 2026 11:01:30
Cmac and something some mind find interesting, was only told over the weekend, Niel has been at a good few Rangers games over the years, if we do sign him it's guaranteed he mentions this.

16 Jan 2026 13:01:20
Would James Ward Prowse have the wow factor? Someone compared the possible signing to the rumour earlier about Jordan Henderson and this would be similar I think.

16 Jan 2026 13:07:19
Star we aren't saying he isn't a good player, just that he doesn't provide that wow factor which was spoken about. if we got him I would be okay with it but isn't the star signing which was spoken about. also word is we will be surprised by next signing after Skov Olsen, which I suspect is the number 6, is that Neil for you?

16 Jan 2026 13:24:42
Angus Niel is a player I rate highly, loved the job he done at Sunderland mate, you will not get one Sunderland supporter not praising him, that should tell you something.

16 Jan 2026 13:26:57
Dan Neil one of the reasons Sunderland are where they are, fans love him and always gives his all,, manager bought Xhaka for that position and has been brilliant for them to be fair which has kept him out but with his contract out in summer is def one I would like, he's first team ready for us and only 24 ticks a lot of boxes.

16 Jan 2026 13:45:21
Agreed 100% Cooper, Sunderland didn't have him in the middle of the park they wouldn't even have made the play offs, outstanding in that promotion team.

16 Jan 2026 15:13:56
Cmac I said the wow player would be out off contract, not British and we still talking, and yes he will be captain

At no time do I mention nos like a 6, 8, pr 10.

16 Jan 2026 16:07:04
So a CH John, maybe 32+ and played at the top and out of contract in summer, any warmer 🤷🏼‍♂️, not got a clue to be fair.

16 Jan 2026 16:40:19
Coopers too old re player. A prime age mate.

15 Jan 2026 23:33:12
Got to say respect to Danny Rohl and all Rangers players v motherwell. Just watched a social media video and all stopped gave the wee 1 a high 5 and spoke. What dreams are made of for kids.

16 Jan 2026 15:10:19
Sir Walter at no time have I stated we will be signing a six who would be our captain, more nonsense.