06 Aug 2023 22:06:41
Few updates.
Mannswerk looked at club decided against it due to midfield numbers after Cifuentes signed
Doig depends on Barasic or Yilmaz leaving with the latter for upwards of £8m
Hall is a straight fight between us, Palace and Brentford with Palace leading the chase
Harwood-Bellis is unlikely due to Pep wanting to play him in the first team this season sparingly
You'll love this last one and I kid you not but apparently we are going to enquire for Jota ex of the East End mob now at Saudi as Santo wants to loan him out due to the number of non Saudis they have, personally I'd take him but would be surprised if it happened.
1.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 02:24:57
? too far Jester.
2.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 02:53:36
Laughed myself when I heard but the source is adamant and awareI will get destroyed for this on here more than any rumour so far but MoJo, Miller and even Mark Brown crossed the divide in the past so stranger things and all that and not even sure the player is interested but seems to be doing the rounds in the Middle East.
3.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 03:09:41
I could see him back at Celtic certainly not us and I don’t want him anyway.
Well maybe it would be good to upset them and he’s a class act, feck it I’ll take him haha
But naw mate that’s too far with that one jester c'mon man av stuck up for u on this and your making me rethink my position now mate?
4.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 03:29:56
The source for Jota is a female coach who supports that lot and works over in Dubai developing the female game over there because of the World Cup and she is raging at the prospect of it happening literally just got told before I posted and there is a few more apparent details about it but I want to clarify there is no guarantees he is even interested if they do offer him to us.
5.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 04:20:57
If Jota was being loaned out, and decided to come back to Scotland, why wouldn’t he just sign for Celtic. He knows that club and could fit in seamlessly there. Joining Rangers would created a circus he wouldn’t be interested in - Plus he likes Celtic.
6.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 04:43:09
It’s called cheating who’s next sell vickers for say 30 million, all pre arranged by lawells city group friends over there, get him back on loan, 30 million for nothing, and they said ebts were cheating remember, you couldn't make it up.
7.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 05:14:03
heard that's he's going back to them for definitely it was pre thought about, that's from somdy clued up at celtic
but might be rubbish as a ain't intrested in anything too do with them.
8.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 07:28:05
These rumours are getting worse. The Lewis Hall that's valued at 15m+ and why out of every club in the world would jota come to Rangers? I have wondered though if the Saudis thought they were buying the Liverpool jota and only realised their mistake when some dude in a mullet and tash turned up.
9.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 08:04:50
Just WOW! ?.
10.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 08:25:22
As a said jester has not got a singe thing right now we are getting jota lol suspect.
11.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 08:48:34
The problem would be wages,
I can’t see the Saudi’s being happy to pay the majority of the wage he’ll now be on while he plays for Rangers or Celtic,
Having said that we definitely need a winger that can score a goal,
He’ll never sign for us but wow it would be fantastic for the mind games if nothing else.
12.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 08:50:21
I don't know what's more absurd, the idea that we could sign Jota or the notion that we could sell Yilmaz for upward of 8M - Absolute pie in the sky!
13.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 09:09:00
I can’t believe this is even being discussed ? it’s called a wind up ?.
14.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 09:18:39
Jester looking back on all the sources nothing at all has come of it. So not sure anybody going to beleive the mentalist of all. Almost like someone is pulling your leg.
15.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 09:20:02
I know this is a rumours site but I don’t know how anyone would take this guy serious he must be on his phone 24/ 7. It’s just utter nonsense.
16.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 10:01:52
Only Tyson Fury missing from that dreamy nonsense, though to be fair the big man wouldn't miss many cross balls with his heed. Btw that's not a rumour but Dillian Whyte is looking for work .
17.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 10:03:11
Your jaykit is on a shoogly peg sir!
18.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 10:12:49
All the ones backing jester are now turning, I did say right from the beginning?, he does have a great wealth of contacts to be honest, from all over the world?.
19.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 10:31:24
Jota would need to get that barnet sorted it's appalling, so to sum up Portuguese manager signs him then wants rid after a couple of weeks? I would suggest the manager should be sent out on loan if that's the case .
20.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 10:47:52
Jester I stuck up for you a few times for your rumours none of which have come true. That last one is just ripping the yellow liquid.
21.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 11:33:45
Well come on everyone his name is Jester.
22.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 11:37:48
Orgy a wind up merchant.
23.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 11:40:25
Storm I’m finding myself agree with you.
24.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 11:49:20
To echo what everyone else has said already. Jota is not coming to us.
25.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 11:57:56
Good rumour to wind up the unibrows and general Tims though it would put them right off their dinner from the Carfin chippie .
On other matters Sima is a larger version of Sakala and if we are currently getting him for nothing, that's way too much .
Lundstram plays on Wednesday I propose a protest march . Barasic plays then we need to score 3 for a win guaranteed. I watched the Killie goal again and he hadn't a clue what he was doing, neither did the aforementioned Sima .
26.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 12:11:14
His username says it all.
27.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 12:18:21
I don't believe it myself but it's a rumour and rumours deserve to be posted and it isn't a wind up but as usual the trolls and half baked fans who never post any rumours jump all over it.
2nd of all I was right about Lowry who went on loan and also I'm not the only one who said we are still in for Palma so to say I have got nothing "rught" is both ignorant and unfair but sure target me for abuse when it's pure envy that I have sources most of you wish you had but I'm done now.
28.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 12:27:31
Love it ., . Hopefully it happens before weds but the boy will need to cut his hair.
29.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 12:54:06
I called this single fish weeks ago. Jest the pest is at the wind up.
30.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 13:20:37
Awwww don’t go jester as I find your posts really funny, they make me gaffaw?.
31.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 13:22:28
I’m quite enjoying it ?.
32.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 13:44:13
@jester
Why is this post even so popular. they all have taken your bait.
Lads come on.
It's @jester best work yet ?.
33.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 13:49:46
There is no way we can afford to buy Doig .
34.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 14:45:15
€5m wsl, if we sell yilmaz we could buy him.
If we sell bb we put sakal £3m towards bb £1.5/ 2m and buy him. Prob save wages over time.
What’s more important than anything now is a new centre back. Forget left footed. Just needs to be able to play lcb.
35.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 14:51:35
@wsl that's why one of the LBs needs to go to fund it as we wouldn't have 3 in one position and even Beale made that clear there would be 2 in every position. At least you have the sense to have a mature reply to my post and I respect that.
36.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 14:52:46
Doig wrong type of surname for a berrrs, no Doigs in Harthill unless passing through quickly. some big dags sur but no Doigs.
37.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 16:14:57
Anyone actually believe we didn't notice Doig when he was at the cabbage? Anyone considered he wouldn't want to play for Rangers at any price for some wacky reason? Well shock horror lads that does occur in these parts.
38.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 16:21:34
Jester mate ignore those unbelievers. Keep posting mate.
39.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 16:28:26
Jester about thirty people on here for last six weeweeks posted Lowry was going on loan
Jester I don’t think it’s envy, it’s for each reader to decide what’s good info. I’ve made up mine.
40.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 17:08:57
Hamburg used a couple of decent LB's against us just a thought maybe we could do a wee swap, not for Matondo as they will have seen him play over there and they are not stupid.
41.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 17:51:45
Jester I really like this rumours page but you seem to have different contacts every day see if you keep guessing this much something will eventually be correct. Your posts are best ignored as they are plain ridiculous.
John just another one for the list. The majority of what he says isn’t even believable.
42.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 18:11:22
Somebody has to start a rumour so maybe this could be a start a rumour site, anything that happens in your dreams just bung it on here.
43.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 18:17:02
Jester I’ve seen you post all sorts of rubbish but to sit and say your getting abuse is unfair? It’s not really you’ve got a name called jester insinuating your a joker . Then come out with all sorts of random rumours for only one loan rumour to come true mate no body is jealous of your contacts at all believe me mate.
44.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 18:18:29
This forum really needs to make its mind up regarding members who post rumours.
We have had members post rumours that are ridiculous and some call out while others say keep posting it's a rumours page. We also have members who on the whole seem to have their finger on the pulse who have had quite a lot wrong who get a bit upset when challenged on this.
So what's it to be people?
45.) 07 Aug 2023
07 aug 2023 18:19:08
and half the lies he tells aren't even true either,
46.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 18:38:30
Yip jester too far this time mate.
I’ll admit I was wrong to stick up for u against the ones who called u out mate.
A female coach in Dubai has inside info on rangers getting jota?
Nae bother mate.
47.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 18:44:56
Jester the jota one is a bit unbelievable but keep posting mate, it is a rumour site. Some people seem to think only certain posters are allowed to post. Right or wrong the rumours are always enjoyable to read.
48.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 18:58:41
I know this is a rumours site but these rumours from your supposed sources are no where near accurate. Especially when you mention Jota, that ain't happening.
49.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 19:13:28
I've not made up anything but like NRD says you need to make your minds up as seems John, white horse and copland are the only ones who can post anything and not take flak for whatever reason but my sources are very much in the know but I'm done night reply to the odd thing in discussions but as for rumours most of you can do one the respect on here for fellow fans is frankly disgusting and you give the majority a bad name.
50.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 19:19:41
Unlikely to happen with Jota buddy but nice to update us on the other rumours you have it's appreciated.
51.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 19:22:12
Jester, breathe and punctuate .
52.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 19:31:43
Nobody has mentioned Shankland the day, aw naw av jist done it sorry .
53.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 19:39:21
New users appearing now to support jester and that's just lovely not at all suspicious why would you think that .
54.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 19:49:32
Jester, if you have heard anything make sure and double check any contacts or sources you have to prevent you from ridicule and keep your chin up and keep posting as you'll never please everyone, least of all football fans. Look after yourself and I hope to see you post again soon big man.
{Ed001's Note - this is embarrassing now. Jester give it a rest and stop making new accounts to make yourself look even more foolish.}
55.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 21:04:43
wow man making up fake accounts what a clown.
56.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 21:30:12
???? No way!
57.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 21:35:27
Oh oh ?
when Ed calls you out it’s lights out ??.
58.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 21:37:37
Haha caught!
59.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 21:37:59
One of the funniest threads I've read all year. Jester my word mate called out by the Ed01 absolutely embarrassing along with your jota rumour and your contact a WOMAN coach in DUBAI! Golden mate get back under your rock and I'll get under mine. Patrick start the Jester.
60.) 07 Aug 2023
07 Aug 2023 22:41:32
Ed u need to continue to highlight the names he uses, it undermines all your excellent Work,
I actually thought it was the guy Andy another wind up merchant
Who is gamedec.
{Ed033's Note - Gamedec86 and JesterJ maybe the same poster?
61.) 08 Aug 2023
08 Aug 2023 00:10:51
There's more than 2 .
62.) 08 Aug 2023
08 Aug 2023 08:02:00
Wow I just read this, getting caught replying to his own most ludicrous rumours, jester you got a beemer right now? That was funny as hell. Right so his one his other aliases is gamedec86, so I’m assuming by that he was born in 1986 making him 37 this year. I could u this if it was a kid trying to start up some BS but not grown up man.
When I see a rumour that’s quite obviously made up- I just be polite and say nothing. But big Jester game86 and there’s others really take this real seriously and wanted credit as a man in the know! And some on here fell for it. I did I stuck up for him when someone slated his rumour. I apologise to whoever I sent of on because I can be a real nasty piece sometimes. I just never thought someone would stoop so low I did think there was something suspicious ? going on. But I’ve only come on this summer I did change my username but didn’t make up rumours before changing or reply to my own posts, I just thought my last username sounded pompous.
But Ed coming out and exposing him was priceless. God knows how long this has been going on for! And watch out for new user names he could return. I like call out Ed because I’ve only been here with one username then another, it’s the funniest thing I’ve read because people were giving jester credit. When he was a fraud but I don’t blame them that’s what frauds do, but it does pee me off a wee bit that I stuck up for you if you can still read stuff. Calling whoever it was snidely and bitchy and will now think twice before getting played by someone called jester ???.